so while I was away, there was a package delivered to our place. The name on it was some random woman and the address was next door but was scratched and had our house number on it. My housemate was confused

and he opened it to get the billing address or some clue about the owner

the package had a dildo, a vibrator and some jelly thing in it lol

so obvs since I'm smarter than the rest of the people in here, I ffigured out what happened

well merry christmas to her

the people next door moved a few houses down the street over the summer

the old house is still unoccupied so I guessed the mom sent it to the old house to prevent the kids from opening the package

because the billing address is the new one and the delivery address is the old house

now we're sitting here and thinking what we should do with this since it's too awks

NylonPinkney: same came early this time

or tried ot

ALSO PSA: ADAM AND EVE HAS A SALE GOING ON

I KNOW COZ I CHECKED COZ THAT WHERE THIS IS FROM

whopper lol

my housemate had opened all the packages and was sticking it all over the house, I repackaged it as we have to do something about it lol

NylonPinkney: same = santa

lmao oh

well. I mean. maybe just...drop it on their doorstep, knock and run like hell?

what if the kids open it?

think about the kids

the entire thing, the dildo and the vibrator cost her 61 usd

and she got a jelly penis wrapper for free coz she was eligible for a free gift

LMAO omg I cannot

wtf is a jelly penis wrapper?! lmao

i dunno it's this really squishy gross thing that's like a tube

i think it said penis sleeve on it dunno. let me check. it's so gross to hold ol

I can't even stop laughing cause I love that you know now this costs her 61 USD and that she also got a free jelly penis wrapper because she was eligible.

i dunno it just says free gift..for buying over 17 usd

If her kids go to school then maybe drop it off then. Or wrap it in wrapping paper covered in broccoli. or evil clowns.

lolol

the jelly thing is like this but a lot squishy and skin colored

it's like jelly basically

but for penis covering purposes.

yeah i dunno who she got it for...

maybe she was gonna use it like a hair band

dead

"like a hairband"

dead

"Jelly penis wrapper" was my nickname in high school.

we decided to send it back to the post office after repackaging it like we didn't open it. There is no way any of us is going near that house lol #dildogate2k14

A gate for dildos

a gate of dildos.

:|

i found a better hashtag #mastergate2k14

I can't stop laughing

we're trying to figure out why it was scratched and had house number on it. Only reason I could think of was that the delivery person thought we'd hand it over to the right person as the house it was supposed

to be delivered to looks abandoned. And maybe there is lot of paperwork involved if they take it back?

thaumata: imagine me when I came in and the first thing i see is an upright dildo in the middle of the living room

i thought it was a normal candle at first glance

i got a moment of a shock and couldn´t stop laughing at the same time

mrsknelstrom: I'm still laughing at it lol

My housemate stuck it on the fridge door and tried to open it by yanking it lol

#stopstraightppl