Hi nostalgia.

i wanted to ask you how u feel about zelda getting sick and confiding in soryk about it

that has nothing to do with this plurk

AAAAAH.

I so want to do this.

or maybe not confiding. maybe just puking on his shoes, i mean.

Soryk will silently beat himself the fuck up.

That is also okay.

Puke on his pretty defias leather boots.

maybe i'll pick a super specific symptom and he can observe both zelda and sheik having it

the possibilities

are endless

Also what if

Whit, I love all of this.

AND YES, LIZ?

What if Connor got rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeallly sick

Who would be more worried/worried first

Hm...

Probably Eirika.

He babied her a few times now he needs to get a taste of his own medicine

Give him a time out

BUT WHAT IF SHE EATS SOMETHING

what if connor brings her food as a kind gesture

Wait. Connor would have to eat food that he didn't catch. Doesn't he normally catch his food?

Beverages though

What... does he drink?

Aside from ale and water.

Hmm

I mean, unless Eirika tried cooking for him again.

Which would be all kinds of entertaining.

....fffffahahahahahha!!

Her cooking is so bad that it made him sick.

Okay, okay. I think-

I think you hit the ultimate jackpot

Here's your billion dollars

This plurk is awesome. Princesses puking on elf shoes and giving away alter egos.

And other princesses cooking for Indians with poisoned food.

And then he never ate her food again, love you babe but no

okay no

I wouldn't blame him for thinking it.

Maybe

For a second he did

Oh my god I'm so excited

Me too!

I'm glad people are so enthused about it!

So I was mentioning nostalgia before.

Like Midna's birthday celebration at the hot springs or whatever.

SHIT

ROFL

GOD I FORGOT HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN THIS FUCKING HOTTUB

THERE WERE A LOT.

Poor Marf. :<

poor marf u_u

READING ALL OF MARTH'S STUFF MAKES ME WANT TO PSL WITH HIM OR SOMETHING

AUGH

marth i miss you

and your boring regal self

NO MY HEART.

dare I click on it

SHIT x2 COMBO

ROFL

lmao

Once, I used to write poetry.

stop it i'm dying

AHAHA

I swear I'm done.

I lied. One more.

Okay. Now I'm done.

I've moved onto cute Samus things.

leave me to baste in my tears

I pick you up.

And dust you off.

And whisper 'PSLs' deeply into the night.

your hands are gross and soggy now

I shall wash them.

For the best

maybe I should spend some of these empty hours replaying twilight princess one of these days

I think this is a thing you should definitely do.

Because I'm a self-indulgent fuck and I like enabling you.

while I can never promise anything AT LEAST I CAN DROP PRESENTS

Awbawwwhhhhh

Gonna write all the AU fanfuc now.

FANFIC

FREUD STRIKES AGAIN.

BDDD

fanfuc fanfic

AHHHH Agitha and Samus

adorable blondes

AGITHA AND SAMOOSE