to be fair, i think i was a little sick already

and impending unemployment/lack of insurance is a bad combination

You need an at home bartender to cut you off.

i only had two drinks!

but i mixed them myself :/

...two drinks and part of a beer that renee poured out the rest of when i started throwing up

it's not my fault, one of my coworkers cried today when i said i was leaving

Aww

my old OLD boss. it blew.

of course someone else resigned two days after i did

stealing my thunder

You should have thrown a tantrum.

i thought about it!

Pretend your life is a reality show.

i should do that more often

It would make things much more exciting.