I do love my Mum. She's amazing really but she thinks its cute to drive up to Melbourne to stay for a couple of days for a surprise visit

The great part is that all she wants to do is take Jordan and then I can actually clean my house and feel like I'm more productive than being a walking Milk Bar but shit woman

Call first and then I can make sure that my house doesnt look like a bomb has gone off before you get here

Because she starts cleaning the moment she gets through the door which is sweet but I feel like a guilty asshole for not having done it myself

And I havent touched my tags since she got here but she's heading back home in a few hours so I can do things when that happens

Remember lol Wooooosah

Wooo saaaaaaaah

I did that in front of Greg and he gave me the weirdest look. I just patted him on the back and gave him a Nevermind deat