AND NOW! I understand the IM I just got from haywoodjablome

I wanna be like, YOU POS! But. That's so IC it hurts

HOOK HAS A LOT OF MAN FEELINGS AND GUYLINER OKAY?

sometimes they come out aggressive and end with him putting a hook through people's hands

LMAO Jesse deserves everything he gets and then some

only hook can call her a cocktease.

Jesse just wants some love alright

Actually he just wants to know what it is about Rose's vagina that makes men go all murderous on him

Because it can't possibly be that he's a cock

hook's a pirate which pretty much explains ninety percent of his aggressive actions LOL

or that she's Rose

Must be her magical vagina

Oh LOL It's a canon thing. Jesse is always getting threatened with death re Rose

or, threatened with death by Rose

or that one time when Rose really did almost kill him

Technically that wasn't her fault

not... entirely lol

She only killed him a little bit and he got healed

I feel like I need to app somebody who is the exact opposite of Jesse for balance

Like

It would either be Karen, or Oz from Buffy

oz would be the exact opposite

and if that tag was too zero to 90 just give the word, but it's hook and without emma he's more or less a giant raging douchebag

NO ITS AMAZING

i just realized i put "her chair" no one is a woman there

I was going to say well, Jesse but, that's an insult to women everywhere

ljvhbhkvkh

My inner Rose is torn between hi-5ing and yelling. Either way that tag was awesome

Sorry that wasn't a heap to work with byt I tried! It was that or just. And Jesse wets his pants. End scene

I'm just sad this isn't game canon

nooo that was perfect and enough. i prefer a lot of actions and thoughts to one sentence of dialogue and nothing

Because I love the idea of Hook dragging Jesse back into the police station with his hand bandaged up with a dishrag and Hook's arm around his shoulder

Okay good!

hook acting like they're best pals

slapping his face. calling him his best mate.

lmao yes!

The look on Rose's face as she's brought out of her cell

Rose would just be muttering under her breath what did you do

"saved your beautiful behind." and then suggesting she pay him back with sex later because that's hook

She'll at least bicker with him for a while first

But that's just Hook and Rose foreplay

he'd wonder if she hit her head

if she ever was decent

You two are going to make me ship those two so hard

Hi I live my ships through Brooke because I play assholes who you'd have to be stupid to ship things with

LMAO

I shipped Simon with his hand pretty hard back in the day LOL

Simon/Hand OTP

this happened with annie and fdr. only annie was with dean and the dean player is the number shipper for annie and fdr. i will make you love me no matter what.

LMAO

That moment when Hook just shoved a hook through my characters hand and then threatened to do the same to his nuts and all I can think is. That was hot.

Hook is very attractive to me right now

More sorrying

He's such a prick

It's so IC it hurts