AND NOW! I understand the IM I just got from haywoodjablome
I wanna be like, YOU POS! But. That's so IC it hurts
HOOK HAS A LOT OF MAN FEELINGS AND GUYLINER OKAY?
sometimes they come out aggressive and end with him putting a hook through people's hands
LMAO Jesse deserves everything he gets and then some
only hook can call her a cocktease.
Jesse just wants some love alright
Actually he just wants to know what it is about Rose's vagina that makes men go all murderous on him
Because it can't possibly be that he's a cock
hook's a pirate which pretty much explains ninety percent of his aggressive actions LOL
or that she's Rose
Must be her magical vagina
Oh LOL It's a canon thing. Jesse is always getting threatened with death re Rose
or, threatened with death by Rose
or that one time when Rose really did almost kill him
Technically that wasn't her fault
not... entirely lol
She only killed him a little bit and he got healed
I feel like I need to app somebody who is the exact opposite of Jesse for balance
Like 
It would either be Karen, or Oz from Buffy
oz would be the exact opposite
and if that tag was too zero to 90 just give the word, but it's hook and without emma he's more or less a giant raging douchebag
NO ITS AMAZING
i just realized i put "her chair" no one is a woman there
I was going to say well, Jesse but, that's an insult to women everywhere
ljvhbhkvkh
My inner Rose is torn between hi-5ing and yelling. Either way that tag was awesome
Sorry that wasn't a heap to work with byt I tried! It was that or just. And Jesse wets his pants. End scene
I'm just sad this isn't game canon
nooo that was perfect and enough. i prefer a lot of actions and thoughts to one sentence of dialogue and nothing
Because I love the idea of Hook dragging Jesse back into the police station with his hand bandaged up with a dishrag and Hook's arm around his shoulder
Okay good!
hook acting like they're best pals
slapping his face. calling him his best mate.
lmao yes!
The look on Rose's face as she's brought out of her cell
Rose would just be muttering under her breath what did you do
"saved your beautiful behind." and then suggesting she pay him back with sex later because that's hook
She'll at least bicker with him for a while first
But that's just Hook and Rose foreplay
he'd wonder if she hit her head
if she ever was decent
You two are going to make me ship those two so hard
Hi I live my ships through Brooke because I play assholes who you'd have to be stupid to ship things with
LMAO
I shipped Simon with his hand pretty hard back in the day LOL
Simon/Hand OTP
this happened with annie and fdr. only annie was with dean and the dean player is the number shipper for annie and fdr. i will make you love me no matter what.
LMAO
That moment when Hook just shoved a hook through my characters hand and then threatened to do the same to his nuts and all I can think is. That was hot.
More sorrying
He's such a prick
It's so IC it hurts