Am I going to regret asking?

Probably

Shane. I've decided he has BrookeDar

I don't talk to him in months and every time we start talking a lot, I hear from him.

I'm trying to find an appropriate emote response'

One just wasn't enough

lmmfao

He asked if I would say Hi from him. I told him I would make sure that you didn't have any sharp objects nearby when I did

Not sure if he realised I was being serious.

and let us all be endlessly grateful I no longer live in the same state as him

Can't we trade? I'll send him to Perth and you can come back to melbourne and me

You'll have to fight Holly and Bex. There's a bedroom in their house with my name on. No but really I plan to be a shit and send over a plaque for one of the doors of the girls rooms LOL

I fight dirty. I'll win

Cage match!

You owe me a visit cause you need to come see Jordan while he's still in that awesome stage of, not able to talk so he can't answer back yet

I fully accept that any child of mine will have a hell of a mouth

I told Greg I was just going to take the credit card and book you a flight. The shit I can get him to go "Okay" to when he's sleep deprived

lmmfao

What's wrong with your AIM btw?

Fuck knows. It just won't let me log in

Are you using real AIM or do you have pidgin?

Real AIM. Pidgin doesn't work on my machine

Trillian?

Ooo maybe. I'll try that

Or not. I don't know how to do this shit. I don't even remember my passwords! There's a reason I married a man who works in IT

I love you but doing tech support for you is like doing tech support for my Mum

hahaha fuck you

It's true though LOL