"We put these kids in the system, they're gonna turn out like me."
"I like how you turned out."
ELIOT JUST DISARMED SOMEONE WITH A WHISK
"Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?" "I don't know. Maybe."
OH FUCK THE MOB WEDDING EP
ffff and Parker the drunk bridesmaid
HOLY FUCKBALLS ELIOT AND HARDISON ARE PRETENDING TO BE A COUPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE NOISE I JUST MADE WAS NOT HUMAN