sharing because the entire universe deserves to see
what happens when Komui takes on the khaki
at least as far as he's concerned
Link knows he wishes he can look that good
way ahead of u komui
oh god he'[s actually sparkling
well done, link! it took you a long time, but you've progressed to full blwon bishie
as always, despite the haircut rather than because
though komui has this challenge
IN SOMETHING YOU MADE YOURSELF!?
with only the materials scavenged in a futuristic hellscape!
it takes a strong man to admit he doesnt' have a chance
link is the bad kind of vamp
why bother making his own clothes when hes scavenged perfectly fine ones?
that explains why he's so hard to kill in canon
just u wait. one day he may become a vampire for real. there are vampires in the box
don't make him put hjis Boss beret back on!
it is definitely a thing that could >D
god, he'd be beside himself
link, go use your mad vampire strength to hunt the meatiest animals
give them to your blood donors to stop them getting anaemic
link would be flipping his shit
would kanda have to beat a vamp link
would depend on whether he was the kind of vamp that could survive on animal blood or not
...
hed survive on animals as long as possible and be absolutely miserable about it
but if he was the sort that needed humans... >D
there'd have to be experiments
right, link! do you need bloodblood or can you survive on blood sausage?
come on, you're a German, you've got to know a few blood recipes
stop talking about blood. ur making him hungry
perhaps they need to put a little rota in the kitchen
who's turn it is next to feed the Inspector
emergency helper for if he starts twitching too near to ravenous beast
the real trick will first be convincing him to actually take bloo
whoops! I appear to have grabbed the wrong side of my scissors
I'd better find a bandage~
/stiffens and walks quickly out of the room
dripdrip Liii~iiink! Where are the medical supplies!
You're not the housekeeper for nothing!
In the kitchen! Where you just came from! /still fleeing
And I'm not the housekeeper!
I am not! /my, my, someone's touchier than normal
but you do such a good job at it!
dripdripping along the house
Kanda, catch him, he's getting cranky because he hasn't eaten
actually, would Kanda be allowed on a feeding rota? Who knows what Second blood would do
/NOPE leaving the house, kthnx
Or Allen with his Innocence-pervaded system
second blood could very well fix link's memory problem XD
he's already got an Innocence heart
...it might help link with his memory a little, yeah
worked pretty well for kanda XD
well, cause he's got the whole shebang xD
doesnt matter much anyway. if he had to take blood, he'd go to the clinic looking for options first
waltz next door going 'i need blood'
feeding on exorcists is a nono
apologies, but i seem to have become a vampire
actually, komui might be banned from donating through his spotty eating habits
he's currently run over there in terror because hunger cramps have him convinced he's got a transplant stomach
no donating for anyone in the exorcist house
Link, you need an emergency option
otherwise you're going to end up biting someone's neck in the middle of the night
you think you have control, link
then you'll end up like allen and lol oops no you don't
komui's out because hes a dork. kandas out because hes a jerk. and also his regen is totally unreliable.
allen is no because... allen.
except lavi is terrified of vampires
somebody better make sure link gets hi proper dosage elsewhere so he doesnt need to take emergency rations
...kanda can only do so much
he can pop over to the clinic every other day and ask if link's been in XD
u guys are terrible tempters
but only if he's a Twilight style vampire
id have to find the next vampire willing to turn people. and reasonably strong enough to take link out
there's a Jo Jo vampire who seems to be overpowered enough he should be able to do it