eljkofantastico I'm blaming you and your Japan germs, just as promised 8|

Oh no, con plague.

I DON'T DO SICK

I'm supposed to have a friend over and geek about stuff I got from con today

Fuuuuuuck

I ACCEPT THIS.

I DESERVE ALL OF YOUR BLAME

/GLARES AT

My car was an acid pit of disease

It was. Fuck you and your cesspool of a car

;_;

Airborne can't save me now T_T

You do realize that you say "I DON'T GET SICK"... every time you get sick.

No shut up

ACTUALLY IT MIGHT? I've been feeling fine since Tuesday >>

All I really did to treat it was pop a lot of Claritin and chew like a bottle of Airborne tablets

UGH I HATE YOU

No I don't hate you. We can just keep blaming Japan.

FRIGGIN BIRD FLU

JAPANESE BIRD FLU

I should sneeze on everyone and start a pandemic

THIS ISN'T SICK. THIS IS BIOWARFARE.

LMAO do it

alternatively, just drink through it

Ohhh I did buy a whole bunch of beers I've never tried before

I like this advice

Also hot cider with whiskey = win

hot cocoa with mint schnapps is delicious too!

OH YEAH and I have mint schnapps

I've known you long enough to have seen all the times you've gotten sick. YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME.

NO SHUT UP

You must be sick if you forgot about alcohol.

I DIDN'T DO IT

IT WASN'T ME, YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING

IT WAS ALL OF YOU I BLAME YOU ALL