trial will be tomorrow 4-10

"Cop"

> Cop

> Cop

I like that we went from 2 VIPs to 5. Good job guys.

???: Can kill several times per day.
OH MY GOD...

missile no

thank ur bomber

MISSILE NO

bomber is a monster

cackles maniacally at cop though

sweet jesus

hehehehehe

third party is gonna win this arent they

MISSILE NO OMG

weeps

MISSILE NOOOO

goodnight sweet doge

OH NO

what even happened

the bomber must just be trying to keep things as even as possible man

time to kill everyone

omg gundam

SHHHH GUNDAM IT'S OKAY

LMAO KENNY

SHUT UP

wow, very rude

gundam confirmed to not be the bomber

You're ruining the moment and also

Maybe she wants dog sausages!!!

he's not the one who saw a dead dog and ran to the kitchen

but he'd probably eat a dead dog for less than $5

The best way to bond with Missile is by eating him clearly.

That's how you gain detective powers.

it's ok to eat missile that's the circle of life

Kenny suggested it, he should do it first

done

what if we legitimately gave detective powers to someone who ate missile though

who would actually do it

Kenny should most definitely do it.

kenny would

no joke

he would eat the dog corpse

i'm crying

he's a south park character

of course he would

wasn't there an episode where he just ate gross shit for money

yes

and he goes to jail for prostitution

I've got proof Kenny will do it

no

omg

whoever eats missile will be unanimously lynched

new rule in the rulebook

about time kenny died tbh

now the question is which character wants to yell 'oh my god they killed kenny' and who wants to respond 'you bastards'

clash is making dog stew by the way

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

SCREAMING

man it's funny how

now gundam and peko are in the same boat

whaaaaaa

with missile's death they have both experienced losses of equal personal tragedy

yesterday was lucky but this seems like a bad day for the community

what with how the buddy cops appear to be down a man

WHAT

equal personal tragedy

clearly kuzuryuu and missile should hang out in the graveyard now

when will gundam and missile get married

it's true though kazoo and missile are the same

when can i expect a first person POV long form gundam/missile fanfic

I can rise up to this challenge

The best part is that I didn't even pick Missile.

NO...

Missile is cuter than Kazoo tbh

CLASH WATER U DOIN

BEIN A MISFIT

i feel like we're all experiencing the RP equivalent of this right now

nanami stands alone in the 'who the fuck cares it's just a dog' corner

if clash didnt make a scene about being bomber, they should just lynch nanami for being the most likely suspect

person who hates dogs dies, no one cares

equal personal tragedy GUNDAM

Yeah guys, Nanami killed a cat out of jealousy

That's nothing like Clash killing a dog because she's the killer

She liked Missile!!

someone should convince peko not to strangle clash herself.... she'll do it....

omg I hope Natalia is infuriated with her

if sheba had bigger hands she would be trying to strangle clash........ but she's tiny so she knows she can't

bless honey

why dont they all agree to kill clash as a group!!!

someone get peko a bat she's got this

Clash has dealt with angry crowds before, she's got this.

yeah gundam will help kill clash

question does she have a snooze button

Yes but do you really want to go through that mess of her hair to reach it

Imagine all the hairspray

KILL HER NATALIA, AVENGE ANISE

Aw Natalia... :')

Wow Honey is her only "supporter" (used loosely) THANKS HONEY

Spray them with a water spritzer

and here I thought the first non-game-mandated death would be one of the vips trying to surreptitiously drown missile

where's percy jackson when we need him he could douse everyone in scummy lakewater if he wasn't powercapped...

Wow thank you Oz these yougin blonde boys are so nice

Someone has to!! Someone has to...

"You really think a boring role like "buddy cop" or "regular guest" does? This is the only role for me!"
you're not making it easy clash =P

That's Clash for you

When Peko said she was acting like a child about it I was like yessss... yesss go Peko.

i am so sorry about sheba being buttmad she has strong feelings about this kind of thing OTL

LMAO no it's okay, it's perfect I love it

this is like Briggs but with murder... where she and jenna were like "I really don't like listening to a pirate call US the bad guys"

She just likes being haughty when she has the chance and this is the perfect chance.

I hope Nanami and Clash duke it out.

Or...... duel it out.

clash of the egos

She'd have to lip sync or look like she's playing an instrument when she really isn't.

i leave for four hours and wtf happened

I don't think anyone knows tbh

should have apped nidai and souda they know how to deal with this

(tie her to the merry-go-round with a round the clock guard)

but nope you have the sword vigilante and the animal lover