Previously on Agents of SHIELD- the show got really really good and a lot of shit hit the fan, and there was a probable Patton Oswald LMD.

PREVIOUSLY IN HISTORY- Nazis, Hydra, and is it Howling Commando time?

....I know the Hydra nazi's are evil, yeah...but damn, I do find German accents sexy.

YEAHHH, PEGGY CARTER AND HER HOWLING COMMANDOS!

God, she's a badass. God, I love that Peggy took over the Commandos in this universe while founding SHIELD.

Peggy, your entire conversation just sort of sums up to 'stuff is going to be looked after by top men. Top. Men.'

And back in the modern era- ITS LUCY LAWLESS!!!

ITS AGENT TRIP! I like him, he's not bland like Ward.

Oooh, May and Lucy Lawless know each other? Hopefully? Oh, yes, wait, they do.

Oh, Skye, you actually look sort of badass now.

Coulsooooon. Good to see you, man. Am I still bummed out by the fact that Agent Hill isn't the head of SHIELD?
....Nah. Because she's gonna be doing some badass stuff in Age of Ultron.

....wait, Adrian Pasadar is showing up today? WE'RE GETTING MOCKINGBIRD THIS EARLY IN THE SEASON?

Well, Coulson, given that SHIELD was compromised from day one, I'm not surprised your numbers aren't so good.

...who did we activate in London?

So, is 'gifted' the term we're going to be using for people with powers in the MCU?

Oh, dear, is this fanboy!Coulson coming out?

Nope, nevermind :/

D: oh god, things are not well with the Science Sibs. Poor Fitz. :/ He's got to get used to having survived some major trauma....
.....I want to hug em.

OH THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN DID THAT METAL JUST BLEED.

Oh, hi Ward. D: gosh, it isnt very good to see you and I swear if you're creepy with Skye...well, at least as far as characters go you're not boring mcbland anymore...

God, he looks like hell. Dude, you cannot pull off the stubble, and you....reeeh, WARD.

Ooooh, he's in a fancy scifi cell, nice.

Oh, lord, did he try to....WARD.

SKYE. I do like how Skye has been growing up.

She haaaates you, Ward, it's actually sort of awesome.

It's May vs the Incredible Absorbing Man!

.....................OH GOOD THAT DIDN'T WORK.

Ten bucks that the Incredible Absorbing Man absorbed the electricity and is now going to turn into the Electrifying Absorbing Man.

D: Fitz's head trauma and his inability to get his ideas out into words is heartbreaking.

.....I still don't ship Fitzsimmons though, sorry Fitz.

D: OH MY GOD FITZ

NO NO NO THATS FUCKING HEARTBREAKING.

D: Oh lord. Please don't let Lucy Lawless die she's way too cool to die in the first episode of season two.

.................NEVERMIND THEN.

:/ Also I don't recognize half of these people. Like I recognize the main SHIELD team, and Patton Oswalt LMD, and Lucy Lawless...

And then....there's an australian guy and Lucy Lawless's team? Idk, I don't know who these guys are BUT THEY'RE PROBABLY DEAD SO.

WOAH THAT'S THE SAME GERMAN GUY FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE. WHAT.

....well okay then. That was pretty dang good.