I think I might get REALLY high first

ASH IT'S SO GOOD but you need to pretend there aren't any other canons

IT REALLY I'm scared

because if you go in comparing it to all the other Turtles you're going to hate it

god, no, then you'll give it the validation of laughing at its jokes

I HAVE TO GET THROUGH IT SOMEHOW

but RAPH IS SO GOOD

SOBER OR BROKE

UGH I HOPE SO. I hope he's wonderful.

I want a whole other movie with no characters in it but Raph and Mikey

Raph gets the most screentime of the four

Well duh yes of course. And YAY

it's primarily a movie about April though SO DON'T GET UPSET

I hate his stupid clothes but I love that they're all hideous freaks <3

It's Michael Bay. Of course it's about Megan Fox

I will forgive because Megan Fox is hot as shit

but when the turtles happen THEY HAPPEN SO WELL

I've found that they all look really good from the side

When they have definition to their profiles and not ogreface

I don't care if I'm the only person on the internet defending this movie. XD I had a really good time at it

I'm used to this canon dishing me out all kinds of crap

OH ALSO

There's really no way this can be the most offensive

And thanks, love <3

I'm gonna go get hammered next week instead. Tonight, ninja turtles.

My good friend has a stomach bug and everyone else has other plans. BUT NEXT WEEK.

We actually have plans instead of "Oh, let's go to this bar in two hours. WHO'S IN??"

NEXT WEEK AND THEN TWO WEEKS LATER

BECAUSE IN THREE WEEKS

it is time.

THREE WEEKS JESSIE I'M SO EXCITED

I miss you so much we need to hang like whoa

I need to start trolling for after parties

Yeah you do

so far I'm only seeing the ~official~ one that needs tickets and shit

and FUCK that one

Oh, screw that bourgeois shit

We'll find someplace cool

/checks the chez apocalypse tumblr

Hyessss

ugh no the 2012 one is still the last they hosted I WILL FIND US A PARTY

AND THEN DRAG ON THE OTHER DAY

HELL YES

My friend Justine was all for the drag show, so she'll tag along too

She's cool people. Her boyfriend? Not so much.

Hopefully you won't have to rescue me again >_>

LOL IF NEEDED I'll find a place for you

there's a cosplayer party - $20 cover at the door

but it's pretty well-advertised so who knows how many people will be there

ASH what do you think of this party? Fan Girls' Night Out

(Maybe I'm just picking a girl-centric event so someone will get drunk and make out with me. Maybe I have needs.)

there's also this one on Friday https://www.facebook.com...

No idea about either group running it though

I am totally cool with drunk girls yep >_>

And who knows. We'll keep our options open so if something's lame we can just move to the other one

LOL you know I'm obsessive

and they're on different days and I'll be reserving a table for drag on the non-party day

I should just open up a pp

I DON'T WANT TO DO IT TOO SOON it makes me look like I'm trying too hard D:

Sounds like a good idea XD

No dude we are SUPER PREPARED.

And excited. Very, very excited.

I'm stressing out because I've gotten the 3-day pass that I'm giving to akai but not the 4-day pass they shipped to my university

WHAT IF IT'S LOST IN THE MAILROOM AT MY JOB

WHAT IF IT NEVER GETS TO ME

/cries

Another one of my friends hasn't gotten her's either

THERE'S STILL TIME

BUT WHAT IF

;-;

WE WILL FIND A WAY

we'll... dig a tunnel under the Javits Center

And sneak you in

It's how we'll get me in on Saturday

I'll be on stubhub paying $600

SCALPERS. ;-;

Fucking scalpers >.<

Saturday is gonna be my "wander aimlessly around the city looking for cool stuff" day

Because I still have no ticket

But I'm sure I'll find cool stuff

WE'LL WORK OUT A TIME SHARE OR SOMETHING

Hm, maybe we could if there's something I super want to see/do

I hadn't thought of like.

SHARING

Because who does that

nice people. Nice people do that.

I might be sharing my 4-day with Gore (WHEN IT COMES D: ) because he wants to go to the Korra panel on Thursday

Yeah! I think I'm gonna tag along for that if it's not on Saturday

Gore's gonna hang with my friend Bing in line and I want to hang with them both

Also Korra's pretty rad, so there's that

OKAY. MOVIE TIME

Here goes

I so would have gone with you

I am literally the only one in the theatre this is hilarious

Oh man.