No idea how I got home last night, my clothes are damp and smell like strippers, wallet and phone both missing presumed (Bangkok- uh, Buenos Aires has them now)

I got woken up by the driver coming to pick me up and take me to the airport and that's the only reason I made my flight. Jesus.

I think I can safely say I made the most of my one night in Buenos Aires.

lolipopsyndrome help me I can't deal with being this hungover in an airport

I still need to check in an check my bags. In Spanish

I don't know what time I got home last night, but I'm guessing pretty fucking late because I'm so tired I may cry

wow.

Help. Who am I. Where am I.

Okay. I'm going to check my bags, and I'm going to eat something and have some coffee, and hopefully after that I will have my shit slightly more together.

Okay simmer the fuck down there, you're meant to be my Loki, not my Pepper.

Also, update: I have not checked my bags yet, because the line is too long and I can't face it right now, but I did acquire McDonalds

Bless you purveyors of salty fried goodness

Tony is 100% in favour of being handled by Loki /leeeer

and by Pepper, actually, but that's another matter entirely

I am SO FUCKING PROUD of my foresight in putting together a throw wallet

...shit, I've just noticed my knuckles are bleeding. WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING

Oh no, that would have been the message I tried to send when I tagged you in the angst/aftermath thread

I lost signal before it actually sent

........and the fact that you got it at 2am my time implies that I still had my phone on me when I got back to that hotel, so I'm HOPING it's just buried somewhere in the depths of my kit bag

Yeah

So like...nearly 3am.

Hm. I'm gonna have another hunt through my bags for them. Hopefully I was just too drunk and uncoordinated to find them successfully.

XD It should be okay, I've got a passcode on it

God ikr

getting an email or something like "hey I found your phone also what the fuck is wrong with you"

"I CAN STOP WRITING FUCKED UP GAY PORN ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ANY TIME I WANT TO OKAY I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM"

#yolo

but yeah I'm gonna go search my bags again, brb

No joy. It's definitely not in my backpack....it might be in my kit bag, but I really need to empty that out to be sure and I can't be fucking bothered

Fuck it. It's not the end of the world. It was a throw wallet, and I needed a new phone anyway.

I'm pretty sure all but the most recent of my pictures and shit are either on fb or backed up on my laptop.

All I've really lost is half a smut tag and a couple of receipts.

Yeah. I'm only really annoyed about the fact that I'm going to have to learn a new phone number XD

Facts

Yeah but ugh effort

It's academic anyway, I can't do shit til I'm back in Scotland.

I DON'T KNOW

Hm. Hang on, I'm gonna go on my carriers website and see if they can mail me a new sim. It might arrive before I do.

Fuck you XD

I do. I really do.

Right. I feel slightly more human now I've eaten, so I'm going to check in an go through security and shit. I'll be back in a bit.

Cofffeeeeeeee

I love you, coffee

Never leave me

"I mean you're pretty great, but you're not coffee" --me to my hypothetical future spouse, probably

"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING except coffee:

Mmmm yes good

HASTY SMUT TAG, and now I must go board my flight.

I'm a tolerant person, but snoring on a 13-hour flight should be punishable by death

Also for fuck's sake I just tried to ask where the toilet was and it took me three attempts to find German successfully.

"Donde el-" No, brain, we're not in Argentina any more "uh, var är--" NO BRAIN THAT'S SWEDISH, NOT GERMAN "wo sind die toiletten bitte?" yes THERE WE FUCKING GO

Where am I. Who am I. How do brain life.