Oh god.

Hahahah

Gurl.

ahahaha

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mentioned to my landlord that I wished we had bidets. He just stared at me
lol

Aliselia: he probably went to the delicatessen to see if they had any

i like bidets, they take up too much room though, our bathrooms are tiny

yeah i wouldnt mind a proper bidet.. a washlet toilet just isnt the same