and they've given me a refund of like 2k already)

and the woman goes, well if it isnt paid on Monday we wil have to take steps

so me, being an awkward fucker just goes 'go on then'

because seriously? after the fuckups of epic fucking proportions you did, you can fucking whistle and we shall see how long it takes for you to get your money

ask if they do dance steps

she was trying to sound ominous, but shes lucky i didnt sue the shit out of them

I hope you reminded her of that fact...

When my great grandfather died I kept getting collections phonecalls from the gas company because they wouldn't believe he was dead. I had explained. I had sent death certificate....

i just laughed at her and told to her call me next week

They still wouldn't believe it. One threatened to destroy his credit. I finally laughed and gave the the address to the cemetery where he was buried and told them good luck getting the money from him

I never heard from them again

I always wondered if they went to that address and saw it is a cemetery

Yeah, i wouldn't be too surprised if that kinda thing happens when we move into my Aunt's old house soon...