"Softbank BB is bringing the aesthetic appeal of traditional Japanese lacquerware to your iPhone. These five cases commemorate five famous samurai from Japan’s storied history—(from left to right)

conquerer Oda Nobunaga; one-eyed warlord Date Masamune; tactician and “Dragon of Echigo,” Uesagi Kenshin; famed lover Naoe Kanetsugu and triumphant underdog Yukimura Sanada.

The cases were created in collaboration with 350-year-old lacquerware company Zohiko and each design comes with a different cloth pouch."

One of these fuckers cost $1000.

They're pretty but goddamn. No thanks.