I thought I would open it up for brainstorming!

....

My boss is Kevin, so they don't wanna get mixed up

Mr Noodle?

I was trying to make a varient of one of my existing names other than "Kevin"

omg Mr. Noodle

Be Allen Kevin

Ouji is a good one, but it's too close to ojisan

Shounen isn't exactly a name

Although I'd love to go by Sho, so many puns to be had

Sakura is an adorable name but I lack feminine charm to make it work

Sparky sounds like a dog name

work on your feminine charm to woo the customers

oh man ouji would be awesome though

I know, I could go straight up bishounen mode with our customers that desire that sort of "service"

Oh my god! Ramen-Ouji!

I'm the prince of ramen, the sultan of soup, noble of noodles!

that sounds like a cool alter ego

Sounds like a super hero in the making

I was about to say ramen ouji but my computer crashed

and there you go LMAO

Ramen Ouji...

Oh yeah, it's perfect

now I need a new cape-- made of noodles

The english dub can be Ra-Man

Your boss is Kevin? You should be Kev-out, then. 8D

Kevin......

Better then Sho puns fromt eh master of Sho-unen, right senpai?

Kevhiko........

I'll have to go as Akihiko for halloween

lmao just stop denying yourself and be Aki

your co-workers don't need to know.....

...yeah. just be aki.

Oh my god

my dream... realized

あなたマジ…

オレはいつもまじめ！

The sultan of soup is making me lose my shit

A ramen superhero needs to be made

you need a noodle cape

a nood cape

Instead of getting nude, he gets nood

Which I assume means a sparkly transformation sequence ending with a Rameb-bowl-as-fig-leaf situation

Oh god...

Holy shit

Make it so

Mild mannered Rameb employee by day, but by night he DISHES OUT JUSTICE one flavor pack punch at a time

Come In and Enjoy Some Hot Noods

Text me your noods

O-okay

kevin eldoon

.....his name is noodle backwards....

that awkward ace attorney moment when.....

d... did you not know that before....

no....

I don't get a lot of the names until way later tbh

largely because I think too hard about it and am like I DON'T GET IT

omg jacqui lol

Try our new erotic ramen special! The lewd nood

lewdles

A nood bowl packed with meat

Get sone sweet noodles for my dudles

yeah Kevin name yourself katsuragi

Hot chili'n with my dudles because we spicy

Another theme idea: Are you an artist with a dog? Take them down for Poodle Doodle Noodle Night

And if you're still hungry later, some strudel for even more oodles of noodles

but if you still want noodles perhaps some kugel

And they're all cheap if you're trying to be frugal!

I'm running out of words to rhyme, better check out google...

the ramen a really old recipe? You could advertise them as Feudal Noodles

Are you trying to say my noodles have gone bad?! RUDE...le

I think we've run through the whole kit and caboodle here..

I think you forgot canoodle

Oh! How could I forget.

I guess I wasn't using my

noodle

It's getting pretty brutal, yeah

I love everyone in this bar [insert heart doodles]

Yiiiikes. I'm putting the kibosh on this. Trying any harder is futile.

Em OUT. Toodles...

done already? aw pootles

ok I'll see myself out

please make yourself a ramen bowl hat

Wow what... Happened, this is great

But I think the superhero needs to happen as part of our advertising campaign, which I am partially responsible for once we open

oh excellent

where in san rafael is the shop?

821 B Street

SKIDS BACK IN if you need help with hero designs you know who to call

is there a flying ramen monster similar to the flying spaghetti monster

or is the flying spaghetti monster Ramen Ouji's Italian worst enemy

So much potential oh my god

I want him to be the big bad

Like Cthulu with many noodle like tentacles

this is brilliant