For my jug--ly-nesss. Yeah... Um, I just want to make bad jug puns

Like, GO FOR THE JUGULAR!

Cuz, why not??

XD

oh bloody hell what did I come in on

......oh come on I thought that one was obvious

well you arter-be. (not talking) /stretching it

also messed up that emote fffff *

Now if I could only think of a pun on capilary

no we might give Plurk a heart attack

this whole conversation could circulate