okay guys now NO ONE POST ANYTHING UNTIL THE NEXT THING GOES UP I've got this week solved you can thank me right now
DAMMIT MEL YOU'VE FOILED OUR PLANS
guess it's time to unleash the rabid former players and zombie bears
suddenly this is mayfield
but really our plan is basically just all stay within sight of everyone else at camp murder right...
yeah and move in groups of five if you have to
everyone just stay in murdercamp
yeah everyone just stay in murdercamp
it's one week you'll live which is the point
everyone gets closer to each other than they ever planned or necessarily wanted
implying this has not always been mayfield
so... who's going to be the one to post...
you know those pixar or whedon theories that try to unify every entry into a single universe
i kind of want to do that with all the games we've modded lmao
mayfield/MM/BS/HG somehow all take place in one universe
i mean it's not much of a stretch
bs and hg are spinoffs that tried to cash in on mm's popularity
how far ahead should we go, like I assume we can't put up monday-wednesday-friday top levels
i would say start on monday and then see what happens
because even i don't know what will happen lmao
i have a few tricks up my sleeve but i have no idea how people will react to them
cappyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i like to think if anything even looks slightly off everyone in the camp tackles it ala socks and what not in Monsters Inc.
writing in his weird moon language
also we won't be responding to everything with mod tags so go ahead and thread like you would normally
don't just wait for ice to die
just hang out with iceland
tbh
no one post anywhere else
I've got a month of paid time that says it's acid rain
what if someone is allergic to citrus
I'm betting it's just a really bad storm
then that should have been on their info card
to try and wreck camp murder
quick change it t bearnado
NO don't do that to horses
i want to see kaoru fight a shark okay
new hollywood blockbuster idea
what if it's a catnado. sent specifically to distract gundam and sebastian
we will have to tie them up
oh
bye everyone
ummm is someone going to be struck by lightening
adds lightning-controlling to his car
we have lightning rods actually
kaoru jinxed us so obviously if anyone dies it's his fault
This is all part of his plot as the True Mastermind
kaoru should be like "we'll be in big trouble if the storm stops and it's suddenly really nice out"
no then they'll bring the sun out and fry you
they can't directly kill us with the WEATHER
someone will accidentally use a magnifying glass and set wriggle on fire or something
at least at this point we're all in this together
since we all slept in camp murder sunday night
WE HAVE ALL VIOLATED SLEEP RULES
we could move to a different side of the castle so the castle is blocking the wind
as a matter of fact sebastian also constructed a secondary bunker, did I forget to mention it?
see how long it takes them to change the wind's direction
there's the boathouse but they'd probably have the roof collapse
I don't think we should go near the lake
did we stick the chandeliers or destroy them?
and I know we were going to take all the doors off their hinges so there's that too
IF WE GO BACK INSIDE NO ONE IS GOING IN THE SLEEPING WINGS BTW
... so those rooms are probably littered with broken with broken glass
leaving glass broken everywhere is like the opposite of safe
we'll have to go back in through the courtyard door since the front door has that portcullis
I do not trust that portcullis
wow you people are so paranoid
i am hurt you don't trust me
if I was modding I would drop that portcullis on the last people in
it'd be dropped on kaoru tbh
the producers most super want to kill him HA HA
the reception room doesn't have much in it so we could stay there
kaoru or nanami but nanami has that pesky immunity
no one loves you, producers
so she's the most likely to be set up for a murder
god i kind of regret that we will never be able to see evil rogue ai plague ghost nanami though
plague ghosting is very fun rping
when we were initially talking about kazoo's plan, our original plan was actually reprogramming nanami
so she would have just all of a sudden been like 'no i'm not the mastermind it's feferi'
and the DKs would have gone what the fuck
but could she have retired
why would she want to retire
she wants to keep playing and kill everyone
would we have had to hit her on the head to give her amnesia
yes this is definitely how you medically induce plot convenient amnesia let no one tell you otherwise
I learned it from klavier
did he ever get his memory back btw
no.....he sure didn't HA HA
turn her off and then turn her on again, that'll fix the problem
that sounded a lot less dirty in my head
how would we have even fixed that situation THAT SEEMS LIKE AUTO BAD END
idk we didn't get that far in discussing it WE JUST WANTED EVIL NANAMI LMFAO....
it was more emotionally heartwrenching if nanami was herself but and realized what the DKs did for her and still could not retire
see, i was not the only evil one here
I DON'T KNOW FRIEND YOU ARE ASKING THE IMPOSSIBLE.......
idk i feel like not letting katar know that nanami could not retire until the climax was pretty good revenge
and then drawing that shit out
THAT WASN'T HEARTWRENCHING THOUGH
i was literally in the mastermind plurk telling lucy to make it as awful as possible just to get all the DKs back for keeping this a secret
what a great week to be a mod
we were laughing, it's true
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ME
oh i remember how we were going to play evil mastermind nanami
since she'd be reprogrammed, she would have been 100% dedicated to the 'actually i was just playing the DKs around i don't give a shit about any of you' persona
but if she had the option to retire, she would have been able to
so the choice would be the players deciding whether to execute this person who seemed to be even worse than felicia as the accomplice
or whether to tell the game to fuck off and let her retire
but we were discussing this like...w6 or w7
so by the time we started really working on this case, it seemed pretty clear that the majority of players knew letting the mastermind retire would be Bad End even if she was evil
*not letting the mastermind retire i mean LMFAO
and I was like 'wait did we make it to bad end...'
'is that why there's acid rain dissolving glinda's shoes'
shouuuuld we make another top level for them making it inside/moving to the castle?
oh my god are they moving in
goddammit producers
someone wants a murder pretty bad
I think we should stick to the reception room
im laughing at how buttdevasted the producers are omg
so a top level there could work
also you can assume that the producers can't actually do that much during a day
so once they pull off something big like acid rain there won't be that many murder traps until the next day
icly there's no way the characters will know this but this will hopefully just help things move along smoother
so you can put up next day top levels without wondering if someone died or got wounded
so we should go back out every day and make them acid rain again
no it's acid raining pretty much permanently sorry guys
Tuesday reception room fun times
you tried, guys. you tried
camp murder was a valiant effort
it got us through sunday night and part of monday...
sebastian is buttdevasted over it tbqh
the producers are going to be eaten
HE WORKED HARD FOR THOSE SIX HOURS
how did you not see acid rain coming seabass
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS
it was a very close call there between acid rain and literally raining blood
yeah we could have stayed out there for that
but while blood would have been gross it wouldn't have driven them back inside lmfao
everyone just sitting awkwardly
everyone just like nah this is ok
clearly should have gone with that
also how does sebastian not know what acid rain is don't tell me there wasn't acid rain in industrial revolution era england
to be fair this isn't actual acid rain
this is more like literally raining acid
acid rain is too diluted to do things to humans and stuff directly
it's when it builds up in lakes and rivers that it becomes a problem
psh it's a murder mystery show, acid rain does exactly what the name implies
just like chloroform can knock people out instantly instead of being horribly ineffective
his lack of genre saviness is the real problem here
and how grappling hooks can dig into brick walls
omg that one was 100% me ooc just like
though
bRICK??? PHYSICS????
?????
LMAO SHUT UP god i didn't even think about that until sebastian started questioning it
IN MY HEAD SHE WAS GRAPPLING ONTO THE WINDOW EDGE
and then i was like shit that....that really isn't how grappling hooks work is it......
and that's what pulled a brick loose okay
grappling hook science is a fickle thing
i also pictured the grappling hook as being attached to a gun in my head and it wasn't until sebastian was like 'well it would be super hard to throw the hook to the third floor'
that i was like OH GODDAMMIT GRAPPLING HOOK GUN IS NOT THE ONLY GRAPPLING HOOK THAT EXISTS
I imagined it as not a gun...
it is but i wound up having to clarify that oocly because i didn't specify it lmao
I just thought it was a rope attaching to a hook
that;s what i thought lmfaoo
look being a mod is hard there is only so much murder we can think of
to be fair originally I was going to make a grappling hook
mel why did you make your murder so hard for cappy
before I knew they were on the list I was going to have Feferi make one out of some pokers and a long lead from the stable
i imagined it as the grappling hook from wind waker...
but the grappling hook was always meant so that someone could grapple onto the tower
sebastian is here to ruin all murder plans
by being really dumb and technical...
why would someone want to grapple onto the tower
i pictured it as a zelda grappling hook i don't have any experience with this okay
CHLOROFORM? THAT DOESN'T BURN.
except to do dramatic swinging
so you can drop a rock on someone's head
also btw cappy when you mentioned it forever ago
i was really hoping for a scuba murder in the baths
and then swing back to your room this was literally the murder i had planned for kouha LMFAO
i'm really sad it never happened
THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON I PUT THE SCUBA MASK ON THERE
kougyoku would have scuba murdered someone
I kept expecting someone to scuba murder and frame feferi
i wanted a scuba murder and i wanted a dumb walkie talkie murder
where someone would hide the walkie talkie and then use it as a distraction
i was about to ask how that would work
like 'oh come into this room!' or 'THERE'S A GHOST IN THIS CLOSET SPOOOOOOKY'
wouldn't the krsssh krsssh krsssh give it away
no the walkie talkies would have perfect audio
so if i manage to use the scuba and the walkie talkies in a murder next round
SPOOKY GHOST IN THIS SPOOKY CLOSET OOH
actually you could probably use a walkie-talkie to convince people you were somewhere you actually weren't
no bombs next time until somebody scuba murders
i wanted to use the oxygen tank as a giant bomb
I had a lot of murder plans
man this round was explosion happy
yeah they would have been great if anyone ever wanted to do an accomplice murder too
there need to be more murder games where we can make up our own murders
if we break mm can we do prequels
Well there's the slewth musebox community set up already
there are 48 seasons we don't know
lmao i would honestly love it if someone else ran a MM similar game or a prequel
just... the characters in those seasons are required to come HAHA
i wanna play in klavier's season
someone please run klavier's season
no one can handle klavier's season
I'm really sad we can't remember our old seasons
because I want to hear klavier talk about it
The true tragedy
i'm sad because i want sebastian to remember he's responsible for half of the bullshit in the game
and just be like "ohhhh oops lol"
klavier starts talking about all the pretty ladies on that season and then just trails off in horror
as he remembers being forced to flirt with roger....
especially going with the show logic of everyone has a persona of roger's that they can't see through
so that was the one, klavier... you couldn't see the truth...
have the people making mm and cc really come up with fifty different alliterative names
no there is no way they have enough budget to do a ton of different settings lmao
i hope there was a beach season at least
murder manor is probably like the default one, but they splurged on CC because it's an all-stars round and this show suddenly got huge again
but yeah they probably had specials that were like....bellicose beach
bellicose beach had to be klavier's
no klavier's was hollywood horror
the one with no humans could be alien animosity
awful but i feel like there had to be one season with no adults
Murder Manor: Kid Kalamity
with all the letter r's written backwards
actually when we were first planning this game
our original idea was to have it take place on a beach
i think we were discussing beach house and small town before we went with castle
i'm pretty sure i brought up spaceship but got shot down super fast too....
or maybe that was blank state i can't remember
one day i will get my spaceship murder game
i still really want to find some way to make an animorphs esque murder game work
where the killers are being controlled but are still aware of what they're being forced to do the entire time and everyone knows this
and every killer meeting they get released from control for like an hour IT WOULD BE SO AWFUL HAHA
I DEMAND A SPACESHIP MURDER GAME
or a cruise ship. or both
i would play in that in a heartbeat.......
I'd play my favorite android there
SPACESHIP
galactic garrote.... idefk
I just thought up an idea for a spaceship murder game but idk if I would have time to run it
also all the doors have been destroyed right
all the doors being destroyed means there is nothing between y'all and the bears have fun guys
they were taken off their hinges yeah
also y'all might wanna check on the stuff in the museum
did you manage to destroy the glass and those weapons...
WE HAVE NO REASON TO GO UPSTAIRS
we should not be going up any stairs
assume every staircase is greased
if we have to we can barricade the door outside with furniture and stuff
why has the castle itself not been completely obliterated
yeah we would have let apollo loose otherwise
oh right I guess that's a little important
I REALLY WANT EVERYONE TO REMEMBER THE PREVIOUS SEASONS
I want Maribelle to remember being a DK I want Klavier to remember France I want everything
can that be part of the finale it wouldn't be hard right
camp murder got acid rained out
we're in the reception room now
damnit sea bass you had one job
who would not think to acid proof a murder campsite
tbh maya should have said something there was acid air in ev once
going back a bit, obviously cappy should have made it blood rain that was also acid
Damn Rapture would have easily done the walkie talkie thing.
truth no producer
we don't need a dining room
THE DINING ROOM IS LOST TO US
actually we can probably just like look from the room we're in
but if you can't see it, it can't see you
...
i'm afraid but i guess he wouldn't be...
I am having Iceland look from far away
or rather Mr. Puffin, who has super bird eyes
everyone form a chain so we can look
no apollo will shoot someone
we need maya to tie him up
we're not sure how since he doesn't have a gun
he'll trip a trap you know it
apollo you're not allowed to move at all
I want to say what I hope it's not but I am not giving the mods that knowledge
I hope it's not the thing I am thinking of
he's going to sit still and lean on a trap
you all will never be safe
yeah kaoru just had to comment on the weather yesterday
we took down all the chandeliers so hmm
Maybe somebody broke a piece of glassware or chinaware?
the producers are in there
it's an unfortunate intern
it could be a candlestick...
we're finally getting ghost week
that's good, one of my concerns was knocking a lit candle over
it is not my main concern though my main concern is something else
the not siz and cappy clique
actually I'm not sure aki is safe either
not siz and cappy and aki
I am having Iceland check the color of the something and then he will tell people from the safety of the center of the room
not only was Kaoru a secret spy IC Aki was one OOC my trust issues have taken such a pounding this game
see this is why maya should traptest instead of apollo
... why did we take off the doors gdit
it's the dead dks they've come back as ghosts to taunt you with chloroform
we could all go stand out in the courtyard actually, there are porches and stuff above it
If they did smash all the windows then we can just stand outside for a while I guess...
back in the acid rain
i am trying to find out HAHA
as long as you guys don't drink it though you'll be fine, it's only lethal if ingested iirc
As far as smelling chloroform goes, I find it pleasing. So it comes down to a matter of choice in the long run, let safety clean it up or exposemyself to a good dose of toxic fumes.
gems i find
it seems like you just have to let it dissipate? everything I'm seeing says you just use fans and open windows
so we can just stand outside and wait for it to dissipate
we do need to bring the food and water and stuff though
yeah sebastian will take care of that dw
pack mule seabass and kaoru
you know what's even better though
Iceland is playing spotter with his puffin this is his job
sebastian pledged loyalty to kaoru and then immediately started ordering kaoru around to break and carry shit...
if the windows are jammed shut I guess the producers did fix them?
also man just reading on how you clean up chloroform spills
the producers would have had to pour a fuckton of chloroform in there
but murdercastle chloroform is different thankfully (???)
chloroform is denser than air
LUCY, YOU SAID MARIBELLE-SAN INSTEAD OF MARIBELLE-CHAN
this is more important than the dangers of chloroform
okay good everyone relax, it's fixed
yes good, nanami back away. YOU ARE STILL FORBIDDEN FROM CHLOROFORM GDI
where's the chloroform sniffing brigade
we don't need it sniffed we know it's chloroform already
glinda will sniff to see how long it takes to be knocked unconscious
kuzuryuu's not around to kick her out anymore
Maribelle is there to kick her out
does she need to get one of those child leash things to stop Nanami wandering off into trouble
ah yes, take the halfway narcoleptic girl to test chloroform
also are the porch doors still there?
i can't keep track of what's been destroyed or not lmfao
i thiiiiiink the porch doors are gone?
maybe we should make a list
i think the doors are gone though
I know we took down all the doors
belatedly yeah i don't mind if yall comment on it
I KEEP DOZING OFF AND WAKING UP TO WONDERING IF THERE'S A DEATH TRAP...
but yeah i think they did a pretty decent job of destroying as much as possible.
...............so who's all for stop drop and roll and jumping through the flames
PRODUCERS ARE CHEATERS WE GOT RID OF THE GAS TOO GOSH
a few burns won't stop us!1
the fire never bothered me anyway
holy shit what's happening
cry and hope our tears put out the flames
I don't think jumping the fire into the acid rain is the best idea personally
alternative is staying inside a burning house
there's the front door but PORTCULLIS
now do you want a mayashield
the windows are jammed shut
let's avoid the traps they said
but will the traps avoid us!11
just have apollo scare a teenage girl
no let it burn down the castle
and she can smash through the window
what if the windows are laced with something
it's a gas fire so we'd need sand or dirt
what teenage girls are even left
also don't forget the acid rain
glinda and nanami (ISH???) maya............
we don't want it to burn down the servant quarters for one
maybe get outside, start throwing dirt?
I don't think we can get outside though
i thought it was just fire blocking them
stop drop roll and jump through!1
it's a gasoline fire is the issue
yeah I honestly dont' think we even have anything to put it out
the castle itself is stone/brick, right?
probably sturdy enough to survive, but not the contents.
i feel like fire will spread regardless...
tho at least it doesn't have any doors to climb??
it's magic hunger games fire
yeah the producers don't actually want to kill everyone so
it's not directly connected to the dining room which is a plus...
that's what sebastian suggested!
just
no stairs
at least with all the doors taken down they can breathe...easier...
at least we destroyed the chandeliers
we should eventually find a way to put that out tho
if anyone dies will we bad end
yes you will super bad end if someone dies
and by bad end i mean the mods will ragequit
because we don't have time to do a trial LMFAO
anyway yeah you can top level on wednesday!
we'd actually like to get to friday tonight if possible so go go go
let's just skip wednesday and thursday
is anyone going to get hurt this day though
I think we're okay so far
we're just kind of running around
I assume someone is carrying apollo like a purse dog
yeah we stalled for a long time today because i think we were all unsure what to do with chloroform HAHAHA
sebastian can just walk with apollo under one arm and maya under another
and a sack on his shoulder...
thank god there's a beef left i guess
are we cleared to go to wednesday or should we keep going
to give maya a piggy back ride
he will also literally pick them both up like potato sacks if he has to
okok one other question IS THE CHANDELIER BACK
maya doesn't need to be carried but she will bug sea bass for piggy back rides
yeah the chandeliers are still gone right...
no one wants to reenact phantom of the opera
they better still be gone gosh
i just really like the image of everyone working together to wreck the entire castle
chandeliers are still gone!
cars were on the get rid of list
but apollo doesn't know how to drive
i hope someone else did those.
you drive those groundplanes, kaoru
wow kaoru what have you been doing
also we need a name for helicopters
klavier can drive though cab't he
maybe mr. puffin drove the cars
I would totally believe mr. puffin could drive
mr. puffin is the one true hero of cc
i demand mr. puffin vs apollo though
they have put aside their differences in order to survive the week
yes they have a tense alliance
okay now let's all just refresh in a paranoid way
i'm still waiting for robodoris to run us over
EVERYONE RUN BACK TO THE RECEPTION ROOM
there's no way the chloroform smell is still there
is it just slowly falling down the stairs
lets leave before it topples to the last one
tho if it's still closed is it safe...
no toss it like a football
i mean lets not find out but
let's just run back to the reception room and spend the rest of the week going back and forth
is the fire still going...
maybe we should just sit on the burnt porch
...but then there's a freaking archer somewhere
acid rain will put it out
sebastian will not go outside if there are archers
I don't think the fire would still be going right now
but I think the reception room should be okay since the chloroform should have dissipated by now
what if the box is tainted with poison
weh maribelle don't touch it
I assume we'd know if it hadn't
would that count as opening it
maybe it's just on of Kougyoku's earrings in there
i think that would count as opening it yes
she probably shouldn't have used a spell book for this SHE PANICKED AND IT WAS ON HAND though the book itself is no more flammable than any other book at least
what if a strong wind blows it back
can't glinda stick the lid of the box to the rest of the box
that'll guarantee it doesn't open when it's thrown
I think sliding it would be the best option
what if one of the demons threw it tho
WAIT even with Maribelle holding the tome in place??
maya's gun tackle maribelle
as long as it's stuck shut again whatever was in will vanish
if it explodes tackling gun happen
okay now we need to get rid of it right now
cowru throw it at the stairs
also once we throw it we should probably just move rooms anyway
toss out into the porch, move rooms
where did the arrow come from let's throw it in there
acid rain will probably slowly dissolve and open it too
what if there's a genie that grants wishes instead
yeah it could be susan genie!!
who is throwing the grenade and where
idk don't the producers super extra want to kill him
no sebastian objects to cowru doing this
or are we running away like little girls
we just know it opened itself once so I am not sure I trust it flying through the air
susan genie was so excited about being able to help too
also can we have a new plurk
it will hit an invisible rubber wall
MAYBE WE COULD HAVE ONE OF THE IMMUNES THROW IT okay no no one would agree to that except maya
i am just worried if we have to come back to the room what if the producers tamper with it (OR SWITCH BOXES...)
yeah maya would get rid of it for you \
/
also i thought maya and nanami had come back into play
if they die they don't have a trial
so everyone's a valid target
they can be murderers but not murdered
they're not valid targets but-- yeah
that's why maya offered herself
also we'd have to carry the box with us to get to the dining room...
someone slide it in there
NO ONE OFFER THEMSELVES TO DIE
Man, Maribelle 100% thought she was going to die when the lid started to spring open
I have an idea but I'm not sure I want to suggest it
life flashed before her eyes
Mr. Puffin could carry it somewhere
are we sacrificing mr. puffin
fly for your people mr. puffin
take it out and detonate it
thank you mr. puffin we will remember you forever =(
no mr. puffin can't die he needs to face off aainst apollo
I'm not sure of anything anymore
I am literally like "would cappy kill a puffin"
we'll reemmber you as a hero mr. puffin
just a heads up the animal abuse rule is only because stiles is a good friend to gundam
the producers actually do not give a shit about animals and most of gundam's rats are probably dead
because they've put rat traps everywhere
I don't think Iceland could recover from the loss of puffin so
on the plus side we don't have to hunt down rats to eat
why don't we slide it into the parlour?
we can revive him bro probably maybe (???_
kick it in the parlour's direction and then run into the reception room
mr. puffin should totally get to go to the graveyard if he dies btw
but no I don't want to kill puffin
yeah let's slide it into the parlor
since moving actually isn't a good idea
since they'd get stuck no matter where they'd go
who volunteers to slide it
I think it should just be kicked
and then immediately everyone run away
also it should be aimed so that anything in the mystery box will open into the parlour
the person who kicks it loses that leg
does anyone besides maribelle have a long weapon
oh, Iceland has an atgeir I forgot
HE HAS BASICALLY A LONG SPEAR
why isn't anyone going nanami no
i am going to bed MAYA DON'T TOUCH OR SLIDE ANYTHING
BECAUSE MAYA WILL ACTUALLY DO IT LMFAO
we all die because we didn't release susan genie to save us
ok but what is happening i'm confused
I will have Ice slide it with his atgeir
Iceland is using his atgeir (basically a long spear) to slide it
he's not right next to it!