new theory plurk!
butt theory
Siz is never allowed to leave you guys unsupervised
butt stuff
i'm dying
apollo is a hero
the hero we all deserve
how could this happen to HIM, DEMON SEBASTIAN
we did the important thing in this trial
we have soared to new heights
peko react so we can roll around in tears
OKAY I WILL
ONCE I STOP LAUGHING.........
good job everyone for shooting the True Mastermind!
hooray
you've solved the trial and ended the game!
time to party
gun party
WAIT WHAT
where is this happening!!
we shot someone! 8D
in the butt!!!
lmao god
oh yes what lucy said
peko's revenge, better late than never
apollo did something great
yeah i think we can all forgive apollo for this
oh my god
maribelle, kuzuryuu is proud of you
so proud
in fact i think we should praise him
we don't know what to fingerprint so we shot sebastian in the butt
ty for protecting nanami from the bullet
i think shooting sebastian in the ass should get us a host hint
fingerprint sebastian's butt
seems legit
we fired the gun
cappy hasn't led us wrong yet today so let's do it
that athena loaded for us
and it pointed to the true mastermind
yes
this was definitely it's intended purpose
sebastian's butt
athena was just that good
not even sebastian
just his butt
that she caused the bullet to ricochet that way
she knew this would happen
she heard it
in their heart
A+
GODDAMMIT
I DIDN'T MANAGE TO JACK ICELAND FAST ENOUGH
HAHAHAHA
inb4 mm fandom writes h/c fic about apollo and sebastian
fastest typist in the west
apollo rubbing sebastian's ass
/SHOVES HIM OUT OF THE WAY
klavier can trip and land face-first in sebastian's butt
come on
apollo is definitely the best person to trust with a bomb
THE BEST!!
LMAO even iceland beat klavier to the punch
who hasn't caught glinda yet i'll make her faint again
maya
did maribelle play save the president with nanami
maya can try to catch glinda and they both fall
austria caught glind.a even. get with it klavier
I can't wait for siz to get back
he will catch them both as they fall
she absolutely saved the president
no klavier
someone else has to jack klavier
's not allowed
athena comes back from the dead
and catches maya and glinda
yes
maribelle is such a hero
has maribelle caught glinda yet
she's badass enough to catch them both
also everyone can feel free to smack apollo later he deserves it tbh
just shoves klavier out of the way
oh, yes, maribelle is a good not-klavier candidate
chain reaction everyone falls
catches them both
everyone falls just as klavier is walking out of the room
Maribelle helped Glinda out of a swoon! Iceland can go
no one is allowed to smack apollo
he is a hero
he did everyone a huge favor here
mr. puffin should catch glinda next
Apollo is now up there with Touko and Kaoru and Felicia
you can't deny your character wasn't thinking about it at some point
i enjoy that athena had the foresight to tell sebastian to watch over apollo
she totally knew
HIIM, DEMON SEBASTIAN
man i love this game, this is great
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
SIZ WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ON MY OWN YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
i can't breathe oh my god
when siz is back we will all just be like LOOK WHAT WE DID
simpledog.jpg
we are all the simple dog
we all got confused and did a thing we're so sorry
omg
"ouch" what an understatement
it's like potato relay all over again
yeah HAHA i feel like the funniest moments in trials always come from whenever people have no idea what the fuck to do
it's our cry for help
WHICH INSTRUMENT IS THE MOST MURDEROUS
FEED THE MYSTERY BOX COOKIES
EVERYONE STRIP
in the butt
wow it's true
oh my god this is so great
when we get stuck we just light our pants on fire and go supersonic
no omg
how could i, demon sebastian
on the plus side
the bullet will probably be easier to extract if we need to fingerprint that
hey at least this will get the -- yeah
anyone have tweezers to go poking hrough sebastian's butt
kotobae
will
maribelle's healing eject the bullet
and shoot someone else....
eject the bullet from sebastian's butt
I bet this is how Apollo killed someone in his old season
last time they didn't need to get the shrapnel out before she healed Kuzuryuu
he just accidentally threw a knife
i like how the entire graveyard is collectively busting a gut now
but that doesn't mean I can't have her say they need to get the bullet out first
he tripped and the knife flew out a window
yeah that sounds 100% right to me tbh
and landed in someone's heart
the graveyard is thrilled
if we decide that is necessary
i had to upload a new expression that's how funny this was
and then he just rolled with it
dig the bullet out of his butt and finger print it
when did siz leave, I forget
im tempted to toss ryou in to be the token concerned person
YEAH SOMEONE BE CONCERNED LMFAO
HE DID GET SHOT... even if it's hilarious HAHHAA
is someone helping sebastian
hahaha
I GUESS MAYA COULD
BUTT U KNOW
no one in the graveyard as of yet is concerned lmao
it helps that Ryou missed Sebastian's asshole reveal?
look maribelle is right there
MARIBELLE WILL HEAL HIM ONCE SHE'S DONE BEING SMUG
this may take some time
you had one job, seabss
look, if she thought he was in any real danger, she'd be more worried
what if demons' weak spots are intheir butts
what if
bye sea bass
then he should have told her
the resident physician
sort of
sea bass wakes up to the sound of the graveyard's laughter
the important thing to remember is that no abs were harmed today keep it in perspective
this is true
all abs were preserved
help i can't decide if maya would be a weenie or be useful
apollo is truly our hero
apollo did you throw a towel at sea bass
if you cover his eyes he can't see you
apollo is my favorite jesus christ
okay extracting the bullet might actually be hard
NO HE DIDN'T
not..not yet anyway
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
will
Maribelle's healing magically take care of that or do we want to drag this out
apollo
APOLLO
LOOK HE IS UNSURE HOW TO APPROACH THIS
we have to drag it out until siz comes back
are we just hoping that siz takes pity on us
maybe she'll take pity on us and give us a hint then
she gets back and we're digging a bullet out of a demon's ass
god i was actually considering giving you guys a hint but
now i just really want to see where the hell this trial goes
we deserve a hint for this
as people get more and more desperate
pretend that your healing doesn't work anymore maribelle
CAPPY........
WE SHOT SEBASTIAN IN THE ASS WHAT ELSE IS NEXT
PLEASE PITY US
don't be an ass cappy
we're really scraping the bottom here
hahahaha
my plan is--PFFFFF
it's logical we ahve to use the explosive before apollo blows us up with it
anyway, my plan is to have Iceland fight Apollo over the elephant
and then it blows up
no but seriously use the elephant on the part where marlowe shot through to kill kouha
and everyone dies
there's already a weak point there so 
destroy the castle
burn it all
cappy did give us a bomb
well
cappy gave apollo a bomb
they did say not to use it on the servant wing doors
may as well use it on the wall instead \
/
/
bueno 
what if we just use it on the area around the servant wing
or the ceiling
what about the garage that's right next to it
throw it at the window over the garage
yes seabass. get pissy with the healer. this is a good route.
maybe we should make sure sea bass doesn't spontaneously combutt
mel plz
NO REALLY DO WE NEED TWEEZERS TO GET THE BULLET OUT
does Maribelle need to examine the butt
okay
touch the butts
butt surgery
i mean kazoo got healed without taking the shrapnel out so
LISTEN HE GOT SHOT
yeah but that wasn't kazoo's BUTT
remove the butt bullet
YOU AREN'T EXACTLY SUNSHINE AND ROSES
KAZOO'S BUTT IS IMPORTANT THO
okay she'll examine the butt
just to check
hahaha
crack it open
the bullet might be deeper than the shrapnel!!
glinda will use magic to stick apollo down so he can't blow up the bomb
except she misses and sticks the bullet to seabass's butt forever
oops
well done
glinda should stick apollo to the floor while iceland frisks him tbh
/LAYS ON TOP OF THE BOMB!1
finally the spell is useful
apollo plz
apollo no
apollo yes
apollo don't take anything mean seabass says to heart. he's clearly lying right now.
god. siz is going to come back going 'okay guys what progress have we made in the trial!'
and i'm going to have to answer her with 'well we shot sebastian in the ass'
cappy encouraged us
i feel like a kid who should have been doing their homework while their parent was out but instead spent the day...shooting sebastian in the ass
this is excellent progress
HAHAHAHA
man idk guys i feel like
i bet we can tie this to the trial somehow shooting sebastian will be the key
if you want maximum damage to be caused to the castle
apollo is your guy
it's not too late to blow up the dungeon
the problem is we want maximum damage while still being alive
the whole castle might collapse
HEY HE WOULD TELL YALL TO RUN FIRST
...AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES BEFOREHAND
yeah he'd definitely giv eyou like three seconds
apollo is the star of this season i don't care what anyone says
yeah no i'm sorry apollo wins mvp
he's managed to bump susan off the top
until susan shoots sebastian in the ass
susan is not sure she wants to be on top if this is the criteria
then again
you know if susan had been in this season
she would have shot sebastian in the ass at least five weeks ago
it's true
god i really do want susan/sebastian cr
'don't be so melodramatic, mr. michaelis. it's only a flesh wound. your grating insistence of your superiority has been far more painful than that.'
she would have aimed the gun at his ass
i'm so disappointed in you graveyard people. none of you have used the crackshot pun yet.
I thought Maribelle had said that for a moment
I was so sad not to see it
I WISH KUZURYUU WAS THE TYPE TO MAKE PUNS BUT ALAS HE IS NOT
WE'D NEED JOHN FOR THAT
omg no don't say that it would be game over
sebastian's rage meter ticks to 11
he uses the elephant bomb and kills everyone
that's a bit crude for Maribelle
it's okay guys i've got it covered
I SAID GRAVEYARD PEOPLE
prostrate jokes are her limit
SINCE HALF OF THEM ARE JUST SITTING HERE LAUGHING AND MAKING BUTT JOKES
graveyard is just losing its shit at you guys basically
oh i mean what cappy said
i'm too busy laughing to think about puns that are coherent
everyone except bakura and kazoo
are laughing
peko isn't laughing
she's just smiling
kazoo and bakura not laughing for totally different reasons
they're just
party poopers
exploding someone in the ass
i'm gonna throw up from laughing
quick while sea bass is incapacitated
you have a stationary target
so how much
would sebastian kill maya if she made a butt joke
fuck
what happened
i ask for no reason at all purely research
yay siz is here
hi siz
WE SHOT SEBASTIAN IN THE BUTT
i'm too drunk for this
we are bad players
HAHAHAHA
we got stuck and things happened
hi siz
aki is pretty much spot on
I DIDN'T DO IT
flow chart: Be confused -> Shoot Sebastian
like honestly
we missed you siz
IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT
instructions unclear shot sebastian
we didn't think you were coming back so we panicked
now maribelle is going to dig the bullet out of his butt!
i want to see athena's reactions to this tbh
why is this always her job
Kaoru has medical training too
help me with ass puns this is important
maribelle is the doctor
Kaoru probably has more medical training than her!!
kaoru should probably take this one
with the magic staff
kaoru come look at your murder hubby's butt
I guess kaoru can bond with sea bass over bullet butt removal
>examine: butt
she is not a doctor
athena's reaction is like
okay for real tho am i blowing up a wall
kaoru-kun he didn't want you to see him in this way... 
omg apollo
aPOLLO
but yeah we didn't know what to fingerprint
im sorry i told sebastian to watch you
so this happened
yeah we're stuck
i thought we decided on the butt
LMFAO GOD okay for the fingerprints i will tell you guys that
we usually have failsafes for evidence like this
and by failsafe i mean blatant cheating
it's the butt
CHRISTY
omg was it actually the bullet i'm so sorry
unless you print something wildly illogical or stupid, it won't break the case
scale of 1 to murder
so the butt is out
could we have actually gone with the empty bottle idea to begin with
OUR ORIGINAL PLAN...
well if you did then we wouldn't have had this glorious moment
it all worked out for the best
it was necessasry
very necessary
SEBASTIAN GETTING SHOT IN THE ASS WAS HUGELY NECESSARY TY
WHY DID YOU SUGGEST WE THINK ABOUT IT FIRST
but yes good job babysitting, cappy
i regret nothing 
sebastian got diaper rash
sipp i see you asking me a question but i cannot follow it so please ask again HAHAHAHA
everyone is laughing over sebastian being bootybothered
if maya made a butt joke how much would he murder her on a scale of 1 to murder
i need 2 know for research purposes and nothing more than that surely
ok do you guys want a hint
yes
give us another bullet we can figure this out
Kaoru, examine the butt
i mean we could shoot sebastian again if that would help
there are a bunch of other guns
LMAO UH... pretty mad tbh she'd probably get yelled at
while I go have lunch
okay. first of all, you were on the right track really early on, and you've been on the right track thinking of what athena would do in this situation
WWAD
athena would shoot him in both cheeks
so maybe not the bottle if we still need hints?
stop wondering whether or not this letter is real, and just think of it from the perspective where the letter is real
haven't u ever heard of turning the other cheek seabass
hehehehehe
if the letter is real, she asked for the skeleton key and the fingerprinting kit.
she specifically had to ask for both of those.
so why, and what did she want you to do.
..........shoot sebastian in the butt
um siz they already solved
yes but besides that
that athena's last wish was to shoot sebastian in the butt
we need to fingerprint something in a place that is accessable by skeleton key
*accessible
so something in one of the other players' rooms
living or dead
oh right maybe it was just that
well she could have just left the kit
in her own damn room
but she chose not to
nope
but then we wouldn't have gotten a great spanish clue
maybe she got the poison from phoenix or austria somehow...?
spain is also in griffin
should we check the other griffin wing rooms for something idk
okay also
it's gotta be another room i think? because she wouldn't actually need the skeleton key for her wing
someone also figured it out
she could just bust in
hahaha yeah you guys are thinking way too hard about this
it's just that people didn't listen and did something else dumb instead
shot sebastian
it's not that complicated and we will veto any attempt to do any other searches
I have been away what did people suggest doing in the past
......is it actually athena's confession that she called attention to??
/frantically rereads
and brick
right?
brick doesn't make sense to me since that's something athena did herself
yeah. think of it from the terms of what you're trying to solve.
letter doesn't make sense to me for the same reason
a couple of people did
take it as face value that the suicide note is real
siz's clue is 'did something else instead'
glass and bottle are potential options because they're associated with the poison
well, maybe
so it seems like she's referring to a point in the trial that wasn't just theory? maybe
you can debate whether it's real later but for now figure out what you were supposed to do
cry
the water
fingerprint the water
it's the only way
well if athena intentionally did it this way
you keep thinking 'she got the prints on this in the poisoning'
but not necessarily
she was just trying to get a clue
so it could be anything someone's prints would be on
okay, going back to just that, everyone was pretty much wearing gloves all the time because of death touch
so situations where you would take your gloves off would be eating, bathing, and things like touching fireplaces and gross dirty stuff that would ruin your gloves in case of murder
................wait gawd should we just
fingerprint the burnt congratulations
wasn't that something athena did
guys okay i will straight up say that
not if athena burned it...
under this theory
right right
yeah the idea is that athena used that to draw attention to the fireplace
we will give you leeway but we can't give you that much leeway lmfao
scree i forget that ATHENA U BELIEVED IN US TOO HARD
SORRY CHRISTY
i can repo..s....t..
there's my contribution for the night
I'm not sure I see how the signed confession is relevant
yeah I don't think those letters are relevant
I'm just trying to figure out why the hidden letter called attention to it
it's relevant because it's really kaoru's confession
the only other thing that the letter mentions is the gun
and he crossed it out
to write athena
well it has to be something that shouldn't have someone's fingerprints on it right they would be out of place
well... if athena got the person to touch a piece of paper and then wrote on it, would a fingerprint show up I wonder?
but why would someone be touching a gun without gloves on
like there are some things that would be suspicious for athena to get someone to touch
i assume the gun was metaphorical though
like... a gun...
it could be the signed confession
but that's what i said earlier would she necessarily have to get them to touch something
but a piece of paper is pretty innocuous? especially like, say, if she asked the person to hand her some paper or something
because like, if athena showed someone as a "witness"
they could have touched it
if it was touched beforehand
i d e k but i think it's the confession
it's the pillow, ryou is speaking to us
like when we almost used the fingerprinting kit on ryou
because athena called attention to it
no not the confession
that makes no sense
I don't think the confession is related at all either
We can have leeway if we do the things that make sense
there's no logical way for the confession to be connected
according to Cappy =P
i am a nice mod!!
i am a benevolent god
well i don't think the confession itself is connected to the case
i think it might be the paper
Cappy screamed NO to the paper
i just feel there's a reason athena called attention to it
what if it is the gun THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT THE LETTER MENTIONS
cappy screamed no to the burnt letter yah
well the only thing the letter mentions really weirdly
Yeah a few people did suggest the gun
cappy and siz said we were overthinking it so
i think
it's the thing athena called attention to
alternately it's apollo and athena is like fingerprint him dumbasses
sob
DON'T FORGET DL-^
well we already shot the bullet so
if we're going with 'things that make no sense but mentioned in the letter' I'd go with the gun over the confession
'i've loaded the gun you need to bring them down' just sounds like 'the gun has a clue in it'
No don't put it on me D=
yeah that and the confession are my guessess--the gun i mean
or the bullet but whelp
Ahaha I'm gonna read siz's hint again and meditate......
let's votechan
the bullet went to a better place
like again why would athena ask for the skeleton key?
so we could check the gun
itself
obviously it was to use a super awesome spanish phrase
as a clue
spain is the killer
i'm fine with it! it's just like
she tech wouldn't really need a skeleton key to get to spain's room
Spain's room is locked though right unless she had keys?
could easily force her way in
i mean if the clue is really as obvious as athena's letter implies, that is, the gun... WHICH IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE LMFAO WE'RE OVERTHINKING THIS A LOT...
oh
ok aha
did apollo use gloves when he was touching the gun
what's siz's hint
YEAH HE DID
i was distracted by butts
but what if athena like... swapped the guns... the guns are all the same so hers might be in the culprit's room or something
but yeah go with gun i just want to figure out the logic behind of all athena's antics
truly a dual destinies character
I guess that would be another use for the skeleton key
wait
guys
have we gone this far into butt puns
without anyone using 'one hell of a buttler'
oh my god
oh my god
i'm so disappointed in myself and everyone
we've failed you
I JUST SNATCHED IT FOR KOUHA SO IT'S TOO LATE
changing my plurk display name
ehehehehe
that was my next move
DAMN YOU CAPPY
I AM STILL KING
so important
MY REIGN HAS NOT YET ENDED
tackles nanami
OK my only theory for why the gun is that Athena used the skeleton key to switch with the culprit who used a gun to shoot Kouha......
except nobody's guns were missing bullets back then so....
oooh that could work
and so they'll find marlowe and the culprit's fingerprints on it or something I dunno
i'm waiting for sebastian to kill maya tbh
man we hella scape goated marlowe for that trial
instead of solving it
I MEAN SHE DID IT BUT
STILL....
Maybe it was a culprit/accomplice situation where Marlowe helped someone by cheating
which is why it was a Found Guilty instead of a Scapegoat
it is not like marlow was likable so no big loss
k a o r u
kaoru
it was kaoru all along 
kaoru
Whoo the gun high five guys =D
how'd she get the gun out of his desk drawer that's impressive
LMFAO
i knew it
didn't we all though
literally not a single person
not even remotely
NO YOU GUYS THIS IS SUCH A GOOD TWIST OKAY
so kaoru scapegoated marlowe???
well
why don't we wait for kaoru's confession
kuzuryuu and nanami are allowed to brag as much as they want for remaining convinced that it was kaoru
omgoshdfjdafk
if he did does this mean he had memories of chizuru all along
Mei sort of implied she thought it was him earlier
i mean a couple people did lol
Yeah it was like Marlowe put all the pretty girls on the list in the first trial
yeah the clues...weren't that subtle HA HA
also kaoru
yeah the clues were really not subtle at all
it was RIGHT THERE
maya thought it was kaoru before marlowe marlowe'd week 1
but then we spent an hour shooting sebastian
maribelle's i was just like "okay so chizuru was the one he didn't approve, right?"
i don't believe this BI
why wouldn't you possibly believe
that we solved this case
20 hours before voting closes
can we go back to shooting people now
idk we got bakura to confess 12 hours before
yeah there is a twist within a twist here
I definitely enjoy how we overthought this so much and the gun was the first thing anyone noted about the letter that was weird...
Two hours of overthinking and one of shooting Seabass
time well spent
shooting sebastian was important
THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS
hehehe the end
ehehehe
hahah
it was so important
AROUND 1 PM I WAS LIKE
'OH NO CAPPY THEY ALREADY FIGURED OUT THE GUN THEY'RE GOING TO SOLVE THIS TOO EARLY'
and then just
no
shooting seabass
lmao
takes precedence
i super called it btw
i was like 'haha no way they're gonna fucking hoard that kit until the end of the day'
i thought it was metaphorical........
they always hoard the kits
hoarding the kits is important
we're all gamers
it's true
what if we need them later
we're too cynical to listen to easy answers from past trials
yeah it's too bad
what if something else needs to be fingerprinted
that kit was necessary in w10 for endgame
like the butt
you guys just got bad end
end
bad end forever
we shot sebastian that should bump us up
idk i think we're just like siz and cappy's unruly children
shooting the Truest Mastermind also got you bad end
sebastian would have been willing to help you assholes if you hadn't shot him
hehehehehe
it's true
assholes
fuck you guys
hehehe
sebastian
he's bringing out all his stockpiled poison and weaponry now 
athena's last request was that you look after the idiots
LISTEN
so you have to be nice
apollo is just going to show up in sebastian's world one day
does this mean kaoru is going to go all kaoru
ehehehehehehehe
yelling through a window
HE DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE SO IMPORTANT SO QUICKLY
MR. MICHAELIS I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT WE COOL
HAHAHAHA
jeez sebastian
way to let athena's dying wish down
revoking your hella card
i like how we made a new plurk literally like two hours ago and we're almost at 800 comments
>implying he had one at this point
you are now a hecka butler
you let apollo play with guns
HE LOOKED AWAY FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS
i think you mean one hecka buttler
APOLLO JUSTICE IS AS WELL BEHAVED AS A TODDLER...
hecka buttler hehehe
young master apollo
hehe
you can't tell me a 'justice is served' pun wouldn't get made in that case
so now we're all just hanging out waiting for kaoru to kaoru all over the place
it would...
/continues adding dangerous items to the court record
sebastian loves stupid puns
GOD AKI
ahahaha
btw I'm imagining this happening while Kaoru is removing a bullet from Sebastian's butt
same
fishing it out-- oh it's my moment
kaoru just like "goddammit i'm busy"
chizuru chizuru chizuru chizuru chizuru chizuru chizuru chizuru ufufufu
nine weeks in the making and he's fishing a bullet out of hella butler's butt
they're so married
but like, thug life married
tru love is digging a bullet out of your so's butt <3333 etc
omg apollo has his own keyword
yes
yes he does
i'd have maya take the bomb from apollo but
tbh she's not really any better than he is
with explosives
franship
oh right Iceland was working on that
yeah no
Ash!!1
is
any AA character okay with any kind of explosive
i don't think so
maya's first instinct: oooh let's push the big red button
i'd like to think edgeworth would be responsible with an explosive
hahhaa no way
that's only because he has the super power of logic
edgeworth would go UGOOOOOH and then panic
HAHAHA
lmfao
sebastian will return home and never trust a lawyer again
but i guess she can try to get bombs away from apollo
....lmao god kaoru's fingerprints
i still see absolutely no problem with apollo keeping the explosive
im either thinking this is a really obvious plant or so obvious none of us thought of it
>blows herself up
at least we know he'll actually use it instead of hoarding it
iceland 
don't judge him
tbh you should probably take the taser away from maya too
at least iceland didn't shoot anyone with the fingerprinting kit
this is very true
no wait keep the taser maya
maybe we can find a way to short circuit the cameras
klavier still has an igniter
....why do i keep playing characters who wind up with some sort of incendiary device at the end of the murdergame
let's just take everything from all the lawyers
idk man but you need to light it up in here
she can taser kaoru
my greatest regret is that i never actually got to have stiles molotov cocktail anything
spoilers: Maya will taser herself accidentally before anything else happens
HE WOULD HAVE BURNED DOWN THE SERVANT'S WING IF THE KEY HADN'T WORKED (and doomed the entire graveyard)
maya
stiles would have killed poland
psh
poland's risen from the ashes before
it would have only helped revived him
poland would die for stiles!!
moltov cocktail him if you have to
besides i'm sure poland would agree that burning down buildings and going out in a blaze of glory is awesome
way better than curtain death
stiles knows what poland likes
CHIZURU
yeah kaoru already did his chizuruing
everyone stands around awkwardly
'well what do we do now......'
Iceland lectures people on guns
he's helping
this sort of concern is the only reason iceland's room is not just one giant trap
iceland has an attack puffin he has nothign to worry about
kaoru we need your alibi
made out with sebastian friday and saturday
lmfao
gOD
okay I'm exhausted and probably should have gone to bed over an hour ago but I couldn't leave the sebuttstian saga so goodnight solve the case while I'm asleep
imagine if klavier had bs memories right now
did we execute kaoru yet
we can't execute sweet innocent kaoru
I reread this plurk it was a good decision
scapegoat sweet innocent kaoru
angel koharu
*kaoru
wtf koharu
stumbles into another japanese name
anyway let's shoot kaoru in the butt
shoot everyone in the butt
only way
shoot everyone in the butt and the one who cries is the mastermind
I can phonetag here and there but I won't be home until like 8
est
shoot everuone in the butt everyone is the mastermind
can we shoot the host in the butt
but uhh is the game plan to prove evdryone innocent?
or to prove athena didn't suicide frame cowru
or both
I think the most efficient way would be to prove Athena didn't do this
I'm not sure how we're going about doing that, BUT
(butt)
yeah I agree, it would be easier to prove athena didn't do this rather than prove 11 people didn't kill her
that said, I'm also out for a bit o7 don't execute kaoru without me!
o/
I'm heading out, too, but I'll be back in less than an hour o/
/executes everyone while they're out
I think I'll start a top level to make things a little more organized
Sorry I'm a little late I'm just catching up.
When I woke up my Plurk was covered in butt stuff.
I can always trust you guys to kick-start my mornings.
I'm so sorry you missed the butt shot =(
It's okay, Wriggle can just be off laughing in the background somewhere.
She likes Sebastian but... he also just got shot in the butt.
hello I return
And I think Wriggle and Glinda will gather everyone's daggers to make sure they don't look chipped or broken here
I actually have no idea how to realy prove Athena innocent aha...
I have a vague suspicion that the Host is injured from being shot by the gun trap but his bandages are in the wrong place for that
strip the host
the worst that happens is we strip the host
maybe he burned himself setting fires!!
he was injured being a hero obviously
i hope it wasn't host-chan. if it was host-chan you guys should just lynch kaoru anyways
i concur
I'm out rn but feel free to pester the host guys I finally get a turn to play him
he was having manpain after losing spain and punched a wall
the loss of those abs was just oo much for him bear
*too
we found athena's dagger and her utility knife right
Yes the knife is in the drawer
*the dagger
the utility knife is in the chest
haha okay i will say as a hint that
there's a pretty simple theory that no one has suggested yet
that might help
"kaoru is lying" :V
that is definitely a possibility
does this theory involve stripping the host because if not why should we bother with it
no..........
okay guys everyone listen to me we're going to ignore cappy and strip the host
i concur
Give the audience what they want.
You have to strip the host we will not let a Murder Manor character go unstripped
this show didn't scrape its way back up to popularity after several years of disrepute for a final trial without any stripping
the simple theory is athena isn't actually dead she's just asleep
athena is taking a nap
She is an ex-lawyer
she's just hiding
Pining for the fjords
athena/norway?
I meant it like this but LBR Athena's be en a lllll over Europe she's probably visited Norway
I know what you meant I just can't hear fjords and not think norway
quick everyone tickle her corpse until she wakes up
mypoorsoup: was kaoru in his room or sebastian's room from 1-3:30 on saturday?
were they making out
good
cappy can we have a new fingerprinting kit
but kaoru, you had death touch!
home
hello
what a way to go
okay what happening /catches up!!
we shot aollo in the butt as revenge
4-6 seems to be the period of time unaccounted for here
you know it occurs to me--how does the printing kit actually work? I don't know if I ever asked
also hi i'm back
you dust the screen with your stylus
then blow it away with the mic
yeah
and then compare it to the book
i'm assuming this is an ace attorney reference
okay no there's some powder and you dust it on and it shows a print,
and then there is a little card of prints you can compare it to
you can make your own actually if you know how and have materials
ohhhh okay I didn't know there was a card
i just assumed we condensed the process of collecting everyone's prints because that would take like a whole day for us to thread probably LMAO
if someone wants to make their own fingerprint powder somehow
at this point you're welcome to it
quick find some chalk
chalk and corn starch or soot and corn starch
actually we could do the soot and corn starch thing
also i think it's new plurk time haha
okay!
There is a new plurk first of all