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comments for notifs so i can easily lurk from work...
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what does the letter say!!!
it's kaoru confessing his guilt right
he posted it
oh no
8((( athena no
also notif commenting
wAH ATHENA
it's klavier
/squints
athens had besos with him in the hopes it'd change his mind
but he was too heartless
athenaaaaa 
8(
so now we have a skeleton key let's snoop in all the dead peoples' rooms
ok i'm heading out though so
no mod tags for a while so just discuss shit instead
finally free for murders ahh
Athena =(
writing messages on bullets
I hope that's an actual thing, please be an actual thing
the bullet is a miniature statue of the thinker
lmao
once the mods are back who wants to help search
Are we doing Spain's room and the gun? Were there any other ideas?
maybe we'll go on a big treasure hunt
my only other thought was Kouha's room because he got mentioned in one of the things from the producers
precious unicorn kouha
maybe kouha killed kouha
it's a double bluff
hi im home
hello
I hope Athena wrote a message on her bullet
yes it says 'iceland'
oh no I've been found out
actually we decided to try checking spain's room
who is doing that, btw
I think Nanami and Wriggle are making plans to go.
iceland should probably take it since glinda is liable to murder herself
well we don't really have to top level the gun thing if there's nothing there
yeah
glinda sets off the gun which ricochets around the room killing all of them end game
if the mastermind only cares about themselves it's obviously sea bass
I'd say Kaoru but CHIZURUCHIZURUCHIZURU
you mean mayzuru
chizuru mayzuru, what a wonderful phrase
Sea bass cares about cats and bunnies, that's more than himself!
doesn't he like cats because they don't do unnecessary things and that's like him
what if the answer is just "the producers"
what about the puffin wild animals are selfish right
puffin cares about iceland, sorry
yeah it's puffin
puffin is the mastermind behind the mastermind in this trial
Should I do a top-level for Spain's room then?
it's klavier
who was actually kristoph all along
maybe it's lithuania again
~plot twist~
it's kaoru #17 aka ciel the horse
sizlaria: if they compare the note they got to things Athena wrote, would the handwriting be the same?
I would buy Kaoru as the super mastermind
yes
the handwriting i mean
but yes to kaoru too
what if chizuru and kaoru switched clothes at some point and kaoru is chizuru in disguise and chizuru was kaoru in disguise
wouldn't one of them have broken the dress code though
no since it's okay as long as you're in either gentleman or lady clothes
the real reason chizuru left her porch unlocked..... so she could get back in while pretending to be kaoru
knew it
kaorus everywhere
did you ever see chizuru and kaoru in the same room at the same time? no.
(oh we have to retcon a few threads though)
every time they had a conversation it was just kaoru using his super speed
to switch sides rapidly back and forth
(just fyi they were never in the same room at the same time)
and also change clothes
this makes past strip searches pretty awkward though
speaking of which why isn't everyone taking off their clothing right now
is anyone going with wriggle
I think Nanami was?
I think so
glinda go!!!
/strips maya first
rude
yes that's totally normal
spain was such a nice guy he got us a fingerprinting kit from the grave
quick iceland hide it
fingerprint the puffin
puffins don't have fingerprints!!
flipperprint the puffin
hehe
what do you mean someone is trying to play you
i mean the implication from the letter wasn't supposed to really be 'spain left this kit!'
oh i see
well ask the host about the suspect thing
you're welcome
Is it worth taking another look around Spain's room or is the kit the only thing to note?
I can ask
the kit is the only thing to note
I think the weirdest thing is that if Athena killed herself there shouldn't be a trial at all
That's fine!
unless the suicide rule was in mm1
no it was in mm2 as well
peko asked marlowe
ty
Yeah I asked cappy about that a few weeks back that doesn't mean a suicide won't get a trial
It was meant to answer Peko about whether it would work to make it appear to be a suicide
ohh okay
And that that wouldn't work because there wouldn't be a trial that would go 'x died. X is the culprit'
here's where Iceland is questioning the host if people want to check thatjeez the thunder is loudout
whoa, I didn't get a no
figure it out yourself iceland
but yeah glinda has it right the accomplice/culprit rules have always depended
on whether the person in question is alive or dead
it takes a lot more for a dead person to show up on the list
all🔔caroling
was
I intentionally locked out of the graveyard with Feferi btw
okay i home what's happening
I AM FINALLY BACK sob
did we execute kaoru yet
you finally succeeded in banning me from the graveyard
yep
host-chan is so tsun
figure it out for yourself, b-baka
hey so i don't know if apollo was ever given his note but
if someone wants to suggest reading the notes, since she mentions them in the letter
i could just unlock them, too
people need to stop being so eager to poison themselves
also I am totally cool with snooping
ok if someone suggests snooping i'll unlock
glinda go suggest snooping
yeah maya was going to suggest snooping
so klavier can cry
hooray
i'll top level if my internet cooperates
read it loud and face the camera
all letters must be unlocked for everyone to read new craven castle rule
'dear apollo i killed clay hahahahahahahahaha now you will never get revenge on your best friend's killer suck it polly'
sounds legit
super legit
are we sure we don't just want to give the fingerprinting kit to iceland to hide forever
klavier hasn't even read his yet like a jerk
no...no he has not...........
awwww =(
he will deal with his pain after the trial is over okay!!
goes through just to see all the ways she signs letters
LMAO KLAVIER
aw
no maya's making u deal with it
i like how athena entrusted her pets Klavier and Apollo to Sebastian and Maya
well I guess Maya was right and none of them are signed love
also I like the idea of using it on the letter
they're stupid take care of them
YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF LOVE AND I'LL PROVE IT
well i'll just say
don't forget the rules
if the culprit isn't voted for everyone else dies
don't assume until people actually share them,
maybe we shouldn't fingerprint the letter
um obviously maya is right, she's the most loveable person on athena's list and athena didn't sign it love to her
her goodbyes almost all say 'see you later'
in some form or another
I'm pretty sure it's love to everyone so maya is included
the worst at writing dead notes
good job athena
oh my gosh what has even been happening /c-catches up
athena may or may not have written a note
athena didn't sign maya's letter love i mean
but athena didn't sign maya's letter love
so
apollo needs to share the contents of his note for gossip purposes
ohhh I understand
no one has even given apollo a note
but gosh things 
yeah maya would have given it to him admist their banter
oh okay he can read it belatedly like a loser
he will still have read it sooner than herr piano
so what are we doing now
snooping?
Beating up Apollo
both
jc
okay i will jump in in like half an hour i need to read and settle in
(maya loev you apollo)
okay can we maybe assume maya shares the letter with people, then?
yes!
u should update apollo's journal too so we can all snoop on that
i haven't had time 8( assume it is full of friendship and ramblign
sizlaria: did athena give iceland his super awesome disguise back or did she keep it?
ummmm she last left it at the party so anyone could take it
so he can have taken it back
he has taken it back just so I can tag maya
FRIENDSHIP!11
Commenting for notifs but yes let's talk about the kit
apollo 
kit discussion
what
all of our friends have been "out of character" when it comes to murder, here r u sure apollo
are. you. sure. 
...okay one friend. ONE.
gold star peko
two
we are good judges of character here
the remaining players are all... excellent... judges of character....
no everyone thought kuzu was a different kind of character!1 he doesn't count
both yakuzas were pretty in character, man.
LMAO
peko was more like "...mmyep."
dlkajslkdaj lmao
feferi's murder was pretty ic for her she strangled a dude and then she stabbed him a bit and then was like I'M BEING FRAMED
everyone still thought she was a nice kid tho no way would she do it and frame herself
afterwards it was only like 'oh. WELP'
I think Peko's trial was the one where everyone in the castle was just "yeah, sounds legit"
yah
even her friends are just like "yeah, not surprised"
fef is a nice kid! just a nice one who sometimes stabs corpses
but yeah that worked out for her
if you ever want to kill someone and get away with it, do it week 2
while everyone is still optimistic and inclined to trust small children
it's true
fef is a nice kid who gets stabby with it
it probably didn't help that like...nobody knew trolls get their murder on as a part of regular, everyday life
no one would have even been mad tho
gg getting rid of that douche fef
did anyone really care about eridan anyway though
they were just like NO IAN
no
its true
eridan who's eridan who gives a fuck
apollo was just upset over ian
poor guy 8(
and i guess that other guy but i guess he was a fish who cares
sሀpΣշ ፀፀչለշሀ
has
Feferi been telling everyone in the graveyard what good work she did killing Eridan off
"okay Ian I know you're upset but I remember what a douche that guy was and trust me it was worth it"
nanami it is really hard to respond in kit thread because gawd WHY WOULDN'T HBLOW IT UP
but we know that we oocly can't
/just accidentally destroys part of the bottom floor why not
fuck the rules
or ride out to the electric fence and blow that up
nah that would be a waste, he figures someone cna figure out how to stop electricity from flowing
well i guess apollo could
mention that
'yeah hey this was the bomb that blew up an entire courtroom and damaged the courthouse and i barley survived by some miracle'
/CARRIES IT AROUND CASUALLY
but it's so cute
yeah i got no objections
I am still on bottle or the broken glass so go for it
oh i forgot about broken glass too
YEAH I'M STUCK and just...rereading letters over and over...
i feel like we're missing evidence
also i am having internet troubles so if i disappear
a lot
I like the idea of us using it on the "wrong" thing and the Host magically pulling a new fingerprinting kit out like surprise!! Late sponsorship!!
the host just appears like professor oak 'now isn't the time to use that!'
let's go through everyone's rooms with the skelly key
haha there is something specific the kit is for
maybe we're missing something
we are def missing something
i'm honestly surprised no one has brought it up
channels athena
DON'T GIVE US ANY HINTS
BELIEVE IN YOUR CLIENT
final trial we can do this!1
get out!!!
you'll feel like idiots when you realize
athena's mouth
idk
like earlier i was like
........../goes to look over
NO HINTS
get out!
it's the guitar
oh no they'll figure this out too fast
doorknob...?
haha ok i'm walking my dog figure it out
the key was in the hidden thing that's supposed to be from athena though right
let's ask the host for help
yes ask professor host
the handle of the liquor cabinet?
he can inspire us with his deep words of 'figure it out for yourselves'
lmao i will say that
klavier has not responded to that thread because you guys really do have to figure out what to use the kit on your own
let's fingerprint klavier to see if he was having besos with kaoru the true killer all along
oh gosh
that is like an anti-hit
*hint
well oocly we are going to have to stop for a minute
yeah lets take 10 minutes to pause and think
the "congratulations" thing
the gun
but there's only a tiny bit of it left
so there's the bottle, the glass, the letter, the gun... the kit itself?
the loose brick??
everything
every single thing
what if she was poisoned with ochiwhatever kaoru usses
I mean I guess the awkward gun metaphor is in the same letter that pointed us towards the kit
-s
No we saw ochimizu poisoning last game
it makes you go insane
that explains the note tbh
where was the kit found again? I was asleep, I'm still figuring out what I missed
athena drank it went insane and said she loved apollo
Spain's room
DECISIVE EVIDENCE!!1
ah okay
it was in spain's room!!
spain's doorknob???
ALL THE DOORKNOBS?
athena's face
wait did athena have a gun in her room
yeah it was loaded
I assume there's nothing weird about it?
what if it was loaded with something else 8V
idk what but
Glinda and ICeland were fiddling with it earlier and we asked for am od response
but since there wasn't one it seems like it's normal
let's just throw it in the host's face and run away
fingerprintthe host's gas mask
uhhh we think athena burned the note, right?
to draw attention to the letter?
or was that the troo killah
someone burned the note to draw attention to the letter at least
TROO KIRA
I guess the question is is there something they'd take off gloves to handle for any reason?
madcapjest would it be worth anything firing the gun or are we reading too much into it
yeah I was about to say, I think we should think of what someone would take their gloves off for
you take off gloves to handle food I guess
unless you're Iceland after week seven
yeah 8|a
which makes me think the brick, actually, since if you got the gloves sooty, that would obviously point to you
yeah, messing around in the fireplace
but that would mean that it's all planted, which is kind of...weird...
yeah that's one of the theories
oh unless you mean it would point to the killer planting the letter
yeah
and therefore planting the seeds of their own defeat
that would be kind of circular
but that's the only thing I can think of where you would have a reason to remove your gloves at all
Since with everything else, there's no reason to, especially not with the touch of death in effect
it's easier to wash soot off your hands than off gloves
climbing athena's porch because of her ink trap
but you'd think there would be a sign of that and we didn't find one
alternately, did we have any theories about where our third item came from?
Either the poison is a different poison
I haven't been following super closely because i'm still a little braindead from finals lmao
fingerprint kaoru
or I guess Host-chan gave something to us.........
a kit would be a reward of some kind right
I think our two theories are either the poison was from elsewhere in the castle or the producers are screwing with us
i'm convinced it's kaoru because aki hasn't commented much in this plurk
so we should test kaoru's face
they are always being screwed with tbh so there's gotta be a more solid lead
i can only picture aki leaning back and going UFUFUFUFUFU
let's fingerprint aki
the thing we're supposed to fingerprint is supposedly really obvious
yeah but the chimney/bricks is all i can think of
THIS BETTER NOT BE LIKE THE DICTIONARY RIDDLE AGAIN
bricks!!
i still wanna fire the gun just in case cuz NO ANSWERS...
I don't think it's the bricks since the premise is supposed to be that Athena left the note
inside the bullet is another secret letter
but yeah the brick is the only thing you'd take gloves off for...
a written confession from Kaoru
yes good
and we're trying to find what we're supposed to use it on
/nodnod
okay fair point
yeah the brick is all I can think of that someone would take their gloves off for, or anything in there, because same deal
also i feel like it'd be awkward to
loosen a brick
athena...? FINGERPRINT THE BODY idk
maybe the actual glass? sob i'm pretty sure it's my reading of it but i'm still confused as to how she cut her hand and the glass shattered on carpet
and tricked into touching without gloves
FINGERPRINT THE BULLET no idk
maybe discuss her whereabouts during the day again?
Do we know her whereabouts during the day?
she was with klavier for a while
idek before that
so fingerprint klavier's face
oh i just got lazy there, but apollo's been with maya where ever maya was
also possibly larping as yall's villain
It's just so much time to fill in alibis aha
I'll go make something up...
everyone was larping
yeah we don't really know where athena was
idt alibis are relevant at the moment tho
yeah no one filled in alibis but it's probably ok. i'll do athena's real fast
a fitting punishment
haha yeah i was busy and then lazy 
whoops
whoops
I'll do mine
GOOD JOB GUYS
ALIBIS ARE SO MUCH WORK...
i just wanted to confirm that Apollo was indeed the evil pollystrate
she would have gone out for a jog around 7 am, come in for breakfast, just been generally wandering around until lunch (maybe seen in the library a bit), ate lunch out on the courtyard,
i'm just going to copy one from a previous trial
then again just generally been hanging around for a bit
around 3 she went to visit gavin
pink prinanami
yeah we're the good kids
she claimed to him she parkored down from the roof but actually maribelle let her in
and then she went to her room to change for dinner
oh wait i kept mentioning breakfast and lunch but
i forgot about the starvation i'm dumb
no they ate bugs
ok let me rewrite it
delicious bug breakfast
sebastian gave her a fish
wriggle summoned a feast for them
hakuna matata
yeah iceland and sebastian were fishing I think so
she could have had fish...
wasn't the fish gonna run out after like 2 days though
by fishing I hope you mean diving in the lake and flailing around hoping to brush against a fish
I know it wasn't enough to feed twelve for long but sebastian wasn't eating and kaoru and iceland didn't eat as much because weirdo nonhumans so that was like idk ten people if you count ice and kaoru as one
seabass is a master fisherman
gawd my brain keeps jumping to the most complicated answers
so athena had her glass of water early in the day?
I can toplevel people trying to piece together Athena's schedule? Since Maribelle did see her and she and Nanami were discussing who could have been with her
klavier's room idk BUT NO WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN PROVE
it proves besos occured
therefore it's klavier
um no
he would die
we're not fingerprinting klavier's LIPS okay
that would be a kiss of death
ummmm i can't say it was the same glass of water?
like she keeps water in her room
it approves apollo will never get laid
let's fingerprint the water, guys
I feel dumb
#things we already knew
proves wow i'm tired
ty maya
go team...
we are super overthinking it....
maybe it's in the note somewhere
and i still wanna fire the gd gun
it's okay team if we screw it up we'll just blow up the castle
sounds legit
fingerprint besos
blow up the castle yeaaah
I believe in us maybe
the letter has that weird gun metaphor but that doesn't even make sense
the gun wasn't even used for anything so
HERE HOLD THIS GUN FOR A SEC THANKS
I don't even know what the answer is aha I just figured GLinda would entertain herself that way
let's shoot maya
are there any bullet holes in athena's head
can the bullet be taken apart or is it solid shot? :|a maybe there's a note inside the bullet
instead of gunpowder
signed confession from Kaoru
and within is kaoru's signed confession
YEP
GDI HOW DID YOU SOLVE IT THAT FAST
we messed with the gun and it wasn't relevent so
I wanna find a real one somehow
*relevant
lets find out!1
what if all the different languages means we need to check the globe!1 but that isn't simple at all gosh 
I have to go brush my teeth so figure out what we need to fingerprint by the time I'm back okay
it's mel's teeth
yes
yes fingerprint da glowb
that is clearly the answer
globe for true mastermind
the puffin
mr. puffin!!!!!!
siz's dog
apollo's arch nemesis
mr. puffin is the true killer because athena kept trying to make him like her
man i'm glad i'm dead and have no personal responsibility to figure out what youguys should be finger printing 
it's hard to be me
right, that's what i'm doing right now
the struggle is real guys. i'm rooting for you.
if anything goes wrong blame austria she started a chain reaction of people sacrificing themselves to mess with the game
okay just to satisfy my own curiosity does anyone mind if apollo fires athena's gun (if it si down there??)
yes good maya tell gavin that it's a hokey love note
also blame peko
then i can stop going back to that phrase WHY WOULD YOU PUT I LOADED DUH GUN of all things
you know what
go for it apollo
you earned this
shoot the elephant bomb
blow us all up
end game
best end
why does apollo have the elephant bomb on him by the way.......
so no one else could use it obviously!!
because he's paranoid
maya knows where it's at
this is why all of Maribelle's tools are ones only she can use
tasers apollo
security locked
i keep explosives on hand all the time when i'm paranoid of getting killed
i mean do you really trust the producers not to suddenly start the bomb countdown if we get under their skin
wait why are we blaming peko
at least this way he can toss it
"VOTE FOR ME AND I BLOW YOU ALL SKY HIGH" good plan
also should we strip
yes everyone get naked
i feel like everyone should strip
haha well klavier has the remote to his incinerator on him too
maya has her taser on her
taser the people who refuse to strip maya
but she doesn't know how to use i
Maribelle didn't bring her tome she has too much to carry
tasers glinda
two staves a parasol and a tome
this is why she fights on horseback
balance the tome on your head
sebastian is still butthurt that he didn't get something cool
wow why
/grimmeries maya
hey austria wanted to sponsor you seabass
blame peko
um obviously bringing out glinda's true stripper aura
ok guys going to dinner
later
/fingerprints siz's dinner
it was siz
yeah it's peko's fault u didn't get a sponsorship sea bass she's not gomen
siz killed athena
okay I'm back have we figured it out
i think we figued out apollo's gonna shoot someone and maya is going to taze glinda till she strips
until she makes everyone strip
no i mean if sebastian was going to get his ability to lie back, this was the week to get it [emo2]
so thanks for the grudge peko
Discretion Advised okay did gun stuff here, feel free to judge or smack
iceland hid his atgeir btw
i'm pretty sure maya's going to get arrested
what if we were supposed to fingerprint the bullet though
oh good glinda's not the one who made it accidentally go off
I think a bullet is too small for fingerprints anyway right
maya's always arrested
hopefully....
oh my god apollo
did it for u glinda
I THOUGHT HE KNEW HOW TO FIRE IT
LMFAO
what ever gave you that idea
APOLLO........
i don't know what i expected
yeah you were supposed to fingerprint the bullet
apollo fucked it all up for everyone
now the trial's unsolvable
APOLLO
way to get bad end everyone
NO NANAMI COME BACK
HAHAHA
what if cappy isn't joking tho
if apollo ruined everything i'm still laughing anyways
apollo oh my god
why did anyone let apollo do anything
oh my god i'm crying apolo
i'm not sure why yall trust apollo to do anything even semi cool honestly
oh my god i'm laughing so much rn
now i'm really worried that we fucked it up 
whoops
whoops
just collective 
i'm sure
i'm sure
this is how you can tell we're stuck
btw ASH ACCEPT THE MAGATAMA !!!
!!!
we're shooting doorframes
i'm still laughing
"I've loaded the gun you need to bring them down." I still kind of feel like it's legit the gun..
peko was so wrong about you apollo
if it was legit the gun or the bullet APOLLO JUST RUINED IT
god apollo
take my revolution
it was me the true mastermind muahaha
yeah no i'm....i'm not joking........................
simple dog is apollo's spirit animal
what
we uh
apollo you dipshit
OH MY GOD HAHA
did not think anyone would be dumb enough to fire the gun
haha
DELETE THOSE COMMENTS IMMEDIATELY
HAHA
oh my god
wow
a....p...o....l...l...o....
kuzuryuu regrets not killing apollo
apollo
Oh my god i'm so sorry
do i fuck with everyone for like two hours the way we did with the antidote
it's so tempting
bad end bad end bad end bad end
delete every comment
alright set off the elephant bomb
let's just do this
every comment ever made
I still haven't forgiven you for the antidote thing
retcon all of cc
DO WE WANT TO REWIND OR JUST GO FOR IT
it's ok if we trigger the bad end ourselves right
I don't know anymore
I feel like I just missed something important
I'm sure we can find more evidence
maybe you can still finger print it
i can't tell if cappy is joking anymore
me neither
guys i'm crying
cappy has destroyed our trust
I'm
I'm telling you we need to delete everything
we did once
i'm so sorry yalllet me into your game
start at day zero and work our way forward
yes there was definitely a fingerprint on the bullet
let's fingerprint the water
look you could legit put a fingerprint on a bullet
apollo is my favorite ngl
i'm always just sitting here like HOW IS HE GOING TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP NEXT 
also yeah how dare you blow up our meeting room
and you gave him an explosive cappy....
and then chase feferi out a window
twice
psh
Craven Castle: Judging Apollo edition
okay but really what are we fingerprinting
apollo is the greatest player of this entire game
this is why he was popular on his season
and i include susan in that
should we just blow ourselves up
mvp
audience just wanted to see what the hell he did next
blow ourselves up blow ourselves up
fingerprinting apollo
I've been up since 6am I have no idea
apollo would probably blow up the fingerprinting powder somehow
Ash!!1
is
THERE NO WAY...TO GET A PRINT OFF THE BULLET if they get it out
I AM PRETTY SURE CAPPY WAS JOKING
it could still be the gun!!!
somebody confiscate apollo's bomb, jfc
why are you letting him walk around with that
NO I'M SAVING THAT BOMB FOR SOMETHING GOOD
only 80% but still
especially after this
maya control your subordinate
she can't
this is beyond even Maya
NO HE'LL PROBABLY SET THE BOMB OFF ON ACCIDENT AND KILL EVERYBODY
LIKE A DUMBASS
simple dog really is apollo
he doesn't even listen to her
HE WON'T THE BOMB IS PLOT SIGNIFICANCE AND SADNESS
we need to stand on the other side of the planet
he just goes off bandage rogue on his own
and makes nanami cry
and then he tells her about it later like oh btw i did a thing
YOU JUST SHOT A DOORFRAME, APOLLO.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THERE'S ANYTHING YOU WON'T DO
maybe that doorframe had it coming did you think about that
let's fingerprint the doorframe
yes
look
i'm convinced the graveyard is all just sitting there like "oh my god these dumbasses"
honestly
"this is who we're counting on"
shooting the doorframe was really impressive
"we're all fucked"
the doorframe is the true mastermind
u did it apollo
there are ten other people in that room and he missed them all
plus he didn't even shoot himself
shit you're right, retcon and shoot sebastian
oh my god what if he had shot someone
he gets a gold star
he knew well enough not to aim it at someone!!
like just somewhere hilarious
i think we should give apollo more guns
this is day eleven
there's all the ones in the games parlour that've never been used!!!!!!
apollo we've found your calling
HAHAHA I'D BE DOWN WITH SEBASTIAN GETTING SHOT
why do you think he hid his weapons he doesn't know how to use them either
mmm watcha say
hey if he shot nanami the game would have ended
THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY...
he just gets shot in the leg or the ass or something and is like wtf is even happening
MUFFLED PEKO LAUGHTER FROM THE GRAVEYARD
I would be okay with Iceland getting shot as long as it grazed him and counted as a minor wound
just shoot kaoru already
graze him on the shoulder
peko you need to calm your hateboner for sebastian, holy shit
otherwise getting shot is kind of a big deal
i'm okay with maya getting shot
watch iceland die slowly
yes graze Iceland's shoulder
it's been too long since shit happened to her
i'm ooc
HE ISN'T SHOOTING ANYONE OH MY GOD
retcon it to graze iceland's shoulder that would be hilarious
yeah okay
if we can't figure out what to fingerprint let's just do this
mmm watcha saaaaay
he has to shoot whoever is right next to sebastian
oh also all the guns are gone
and the shock has to be enough to get them to puke on him
oh shit that's right 
barfstain
barfstain
athena and sebastian tossed them over the cliff
gOD
oh lmao they would have come back then
HA
i dont' know which is funnier
what if it grazed iceland's shoulder and then hit sebastian and the shock was enough for sebastian to throw up on himself
LMAO
the guns get 'replenished' when they're destroyed
sebastian getting shot in the ass or getting puked on a fourth time
lmfao
shot in the ass
and then puked on
yes
why can't we have both
let's go for both
shot in the ass
/crying
pukes on himself
yes..........
everyone delete their comments apollo has a new purpose
there are literal tears oh my god help me
can we
can we actually do this
shoot the butler in the ass
can we PLEASE ACTUALLY ALL DELETE OUR COMMENTS SO WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN
i ca nt breathe
i mean as long as sebastian doesn't die i'm so down
I am okay with this
you have no idea
graze his ass, apollo
can Iceland also get grazed in the shoulder I want a nation to get shoulder injured
touch the butler booty with a bullet
the bullet ricochets off his shoulder into sebastian's ass
a character getting shot in the ass is one of my rp dreams because it's such an embarrassing and dumb place to be shot
sounds legit
it would be an impressive bullet to hit someone's butt and someone's shoulder in the same stroke
maybe iceland is sitting okay
apollo would manage
SOMEBODY HAD BETTER GET SHOT IN THE SHOULDER
look see
spain isn't even here god
OMG NO APOLLO WOULD HATE HIMSELF IF SOMEONE GOT HURT FOR REALS
KELLY YOU MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY
it's just sebastian
aside from sebastian's ass i guess
yeah it's just sebastian seriously
no one cares about sebastian
I MISSED A LOT OF CHANCES
he'll be a big tittybaby about it even
because demon sebastian?? in pain????
would he be
HE, DEMON SEBASTIAN
butthurt
what is this????????
hehehehehe
thank you cappy
lmfao
oh my god cappy
i was hoping someone would make the joke
sebastian's ass counts as a person
are we deleting our comments for this
HOW IS IT THAT I, DEMON SEBASTIAN
maribelle will you heal sebastian from being booty bothered
so he doesn't like... bleed out...
i don't actually know what getting shot in the ass entails
actually
shot through the ass
siz is gonna come back like so what did you guys decide to finger print-- and apollo shot seabass in the butt
i'm so sorry i derailed this sobbbb
the ass is by far the safest place to be shot!
we didn't decide on anything
and you're too blame
see he'll be fine
you did so well tho
we decided on buttshots
*to
this is more important lbr
there aren't any major arteries there and the fat helps cushion the bullet
help
things cappy knows as a murder mod
thank u cappy
idk
(cappy how do you even know this LOOK THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS WE NEED TO RESEARCH OKAY)
rileyboi: do you want to shoot sea bass in the butt
you know it's oka
do it apollo
i had to look up how to make explosives the other day and knew I would never get any kind of security clearance ever
do it for the vine
his popularity would skyrocket
if we still had that
oocly i want to but icly apollo would just be like I'M BATMAN NOW GUNS ARE TERRIBLE
HAHAHA
THAT A BAD THING
CLEARLY HE'S A TERRIBLE SHOT
all🔔caroling
is
THAT A YES THEN OR
IT'S TRUE...
after this never touch a gun again
apollo would you really have been carrying a gun around in the first place
apollo just needs to not be allowed around weapons
and sharp objects
and explosves
I really want this
hey he's find around sharp objects and explosives
apollo should not be allowed anything
okay are we actually doing this
ARE WE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
FINAL CALL HERE ASH IT'S UP TO YOU
gawd okay IF EVERYONE REALLY WANTS IT fine erryone delete
this is why we can't have nice things
HAHAHAHA
YEAAAAAAAAAH
BUENO
YES
don't cry apollo
IT'S WHAT PEKO WOULD HAVE WANTED
yes
he will cry and duckling sebastian around to make up for it
MASS DELETE COMMENCE
austria's gonna laugh so hard
delete!!
whats happening omg
sebastian is getting shot in the ass
apollo is shooting seabass in the ass
we're shooting sebastian in the butt
siz is going to regret leaving us alone
alone with cappy
siz comes back and it's that gif from community
someone is going to be so shocked from blood loss that they puke on him
WHY IS SEBASTIAN GETTING SHOT?
we're like that dog that destroyed the house while you were out
yeah it's true.......
APOLLO IS FIRING ATHENA'S GUN
bc it's funny
"we thought you were gone forever we love you"
can glinda faint though I want to catch glinda once...
apollo should not be trusted with weapons basically
that's the only reason
WHy omg
we should make a new plurk just for this
Maribelle will only let him suffer for a little while don't worry
we're making important investigation progress
yes glinda can faint
somebody link me
siz is the responsible mod who is like OKAY GUYS HERE ARE THINGS YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON FOR THE ACTUAL CASE
oh yeah we should
yay iceland gets to catch glinda t his time
maribelle, don't heal him
as long as someone pukes on sea bass
and i am the awful mod who is like NEEDS MORE PUNS AND ASS SHOTS
yeah don't heal him
cappy is the fun mod
someone has to vomit on his shoes at least tho
siz is the mod who has custody and cappy is the mod who we visit on weekends
destroy more of the crime scene
somebody laugh so hard they puke
lmfao
Cappy
BUT WE DON'T HAVE KAZOO ANYMORE TO DO THAT.....
omg apollo
cappy is the mod we used to visit on weekends before the courts decided to stop visitation rights
yes...
the only one who would laugh at someone being shot in the butt, kuzuryuu
^ yeah
what are we going to do when MM is voer
*over
cry
cry a lot
cry
yeah we need to bring butt stuff to the new plurk too
nnnnot shoot people in the butt?
literally what i did last november
I guess I'll have ryslig
mm3 the movie
mm3: reloaded
six seasons and a movie >=O
mm3: son of mm
lmfao
more explosions, more guns, more vomit: justice jumps in!
a mm knock-off show
there
mm3: marlowe's revenge
i hope yall are proud of yourselves
mm lifetime special
YES IT IS DONE
aren't you glad you joined this game ash
i guess this is time to make a new plurk
so we can all laugh
EHEHEHE
it bounced off the chandelier and everything
and siz can come back to this and be like WHAT THE SHIT I ONLY LEFT FOR DINNER
apollo u r a true hero
LMAO OH MY GOD
RICOCHET
siz is going to be so disappointed in us
LMFAO
austria or peko you know what you must do in the graveyard
sebatian wont be able to sit for a week
Here I was thinking Kaoru had already taken care of that
ok i'm home