ngl this was mainly just so we could have sebastian be a legit suspect again LMFAO....
but yeah please update your cards with what your character got!
oh my god
mei
LMFAO
those items 
NANAMI THAT'S NOT A PSP CHARGER AT ALL
NANAMI'S TOO
i'm super not canon familiar with mei haha so if there's a better item let me know
i just looked something up on wiki that seemed suitable
i like how wriggle's seems to be the only positive one
ALSO NOT CANON FAMILIAR WITH WRIGGLE...man maybe i should change it to a can of raid
cappy
wouldn't that just hurt herself
can athena get a utility knife instead
HAHA sure
oh my god nanami's though
ngl i was thinking about the umbrella
it was between that and the knife but the knife was more useful as a murder weapon
the entire graveyard is just sitting there like
"...we didn't approve those, right?"
"guys this wasn't us, right??"
idk KAZOO YOU'RE THE NEW ARRIVAL SO WAS THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN......
kotobae
was
this the dk plot all along
NO THIS WAS NOT PART OF HIS PLAN
welp it's time to go blow something up i guess
LMAO GOD
blow everything up, guys
blow open the servant's quarters 
IT'S RIGHT THERE
badabing badaboom
DO IT
IT'S WHAT THE ENTIRE GRAVEYARD WOULD HAVE WANTD
wanted*
no the show knows better than to give apollo explosives by now
WE WOULD DEFINITELY WANT YOU TO BLOW THINGS UP
any attempts to get rid of it that isn't a murder plot will fail!
damn
klavier can do it
damn
do we still have guns anywhere
and since blowing up the servant's quarters counts as getting rid of an explosive...
what if he just shoots it does anyone have a gun
yeah but they aren't loaded
someone stand up against the door of the servants' quarters then
surely that will make it go off
sacrifice themselves
kill sea bass
follow austria's example
it's what peko and austria would have wanted
blow him up in front of the servant's quarters
rin why didn't you blow up chihiro by the servant quarters door
waste of a grenade tbh
kazoo you too
(spoilers the servants' quarters is the only place in the castle that you cannot actually blow up)
yeah god rin
GOD KAZOO
LOOK
HE ACCOMPLISHED A LOT WITH THAT BOMB
can we blow up the dungeon
not enough
blow up the iron maiden
BE COULDN'T GET THE SERVANT'S QUARTERS TOO
no more executions!!
HE'S SORRY
he*
FAILURE
SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN TWO GRENADES
THREE GRENADES
THREE GRENADES
HE COULD HAVE HAD THREE GRENADES
way to let austria down
GOD KAZOO WE'RE SO STUPID
all of his items were grenades
should have gotten a grenade via sponsorship too
four grenades
see
help
this is what happens when you don't sponsor apollo
fuck u producers he liked his plot armor 
he could have gotten his phanty explosive ages ago
good
idk man if he had gotten it earlier we may in fact be missing an entire wing
it's what the dks wanted
oh no did she get the magic stick that's so cute
"nobody's using basilisks lets test this"
apollo.... 
lmfao apollo
random question are there any of those cold packs around or in the med kit 
for reasons
for reasons
man i don't even remember what was in the medkit anymore
probably not
just use ice you wimp
ice doesn't have dangerous chemicals in it
sebas...tian....
now listen
it's for the good of the group
oh what does the magic stick do
turns chickens into cows in virtual reality!
no one gets explosives so clearly we have to make our own gosh 
it is incredibly useful and will definitely come in handy
someone should have requested the scuba gear
okay but hear me out
would explosive still not disappear
i wanted an oxygen tank bomb
if he put it in a car left in drive doused in gasoline and running into the electric fence
hypothetically
LMAO APOLLO
any attempts to get rid of or destroy it WILL FAIL
CURSES
oh do you want to blow up the car by the fence
he would certainly try
because i was going to do that with sebastian tbqh... come apollo
go apollo go
yaaay he can be a helper
can we just blow up as much shit as possible in our last week
even if it's pointless
i think we're trying our damndest
host-kun is so glad he got fired from this shipwreck
um this is clearly what host-chan would have wanted
lets blow up robo doris next
if we had cold packs we could make rocket fuel but noooooooo 
the producers wisened up or something!! gosh!!
the producers wisened up or something!! gosh!!
we are hungry and tired and still have death touch i think this group is all out of fucks to give about property damage
realtalk if we blow up robodoris do we get yet another new host
Mei's sponsorship should be the ice pick Izumi tried to kill her with
stabby stabby, minipirate 
wont an ice pick melt
oh wait
no i didnt say that
NEVERMIND I DIDNT
SHH
no im going to polandlaugh at u
hee
haha
it hurts 
i just woke up I have an excuse today
LMFAO
omfg taser
oh also I assume sebastian got like... a notice that he can tell the truth now...
yeah how does the touching work
if you can't kill people with it
let's just all get in a circle and hold hands and dare them to do it
klavier come to maya and get tasered tbh
we should all touch each other at once in the stupidest way possible
and see if they let that be the end of the show
it's a good thing spain died
he'd be killing everyone
christ, spain...
you're welcome
mass high five suicide
i'm going to propose this ic
Mei will just stand off to the side and watch the stupidity
mei. sole survivor of craven castle.
picturing her linefacing, alone, outside of the castle burning to the ground
"sigh"
yeah no sebastian isn't participating in this either
too bad they don't have any popcorn
graveyard has popcorn, sucks 2 b u guys
no come on guys mass high five
athena no
it's the only route to good end
there will be no suicides of friendship!!
someone has to high five with her apollo
he says as he keeps trying to get his bomb to go off in the most stupid ways imagineable
and that someone's gotta be you
what happens when you highfive yourself
find out apollo
for great justice
i honestly can't decide if he would
on one hand he's too sensible for that
on the other
apollo
okay athena lets clap our hands together
high five high five high five
high touch!1
play patty cake
maya can taser anyone who doesn't want to high five
maya no
DO NOT HIGH FIVE YOU DUMBASSES.
that is not how helping works maya!!
suddenly everyone ends up in the graveyard
that's certainly one way to break the game
hope you're all ready for craven castle part 2: slice of life!
we should change to the sit com genre
these dumbasses would be such a good sitcom i would watch it
same
we could have an episode of the bachelor with kazoo and his ladies
who gets the final rose
he's still not interested in that
he didn't doki about anyone even a little bit
he had one singular doki for maribelle
maribelle gets the rose
actually maribelle gets everyone's roses lbr
it's true
yes he did have the one (1) doki for maribelle
that one time
not that he was fully aware of the fact that it was a doki but it totally was
kazoo let's go to fire emblem
austria was even invited. lets all go to fire emblem and live with maribelle
bueno
kazoo has to go back home though he has things to take care of
sdr2 does not need kazoo
sdr2 does not need anyone
yes they do he is an important part of the survivor pool 
shhhh no it ok kazoo they'll be fine let's go live in fire emblem
everyone go live in fire emblem and fight the giant world-eating dragon
still better than monobear
at the rate things are going though, really it's more like "and then everyone went to haven"
everyone come to japanifornia
no wriggle and yuyuko invite u guys to gensokyo
lmfao it's true about haven
if ur a youkai ur safe
if ur a youkai ur safe in japanifornia too
where the youkai craze is going in full swing
fffffffff
you go nanami
nanami deserves so much better
go live somewhere nice, nanami
kazoo deserves to go somewhere nice too tho
i think everyone should come to nyotalia universe
no he doesn't
yes he does
well...no...
he's trash but he still should get to go elsewhere
no he deserves to go back and have to deal with the apocalypse that he kind of helped like
you know
make a thing
the more i learn of sdr2 the more i'm like
'how did these idiots start the apocalypse, amazing'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dfkfjl;dffg valid question
that's how i feel about cc honestly
lmao
sob
how did they all make it for a round 2
LMAO RIGHT
WTG FRIENDS
how were they the all stars
mystery
if they're the all stars
the real hint that the show is going downhill again
imagine how much everyone else sucked
kuzuryuu is actually...one of the more saner sdr2s
YEAH
I'VE READ UP ON THEM such as cyborg...coach.... 
it's true
Hanamura. Mikan. Ibuki. Nidai.
nidai is a treasure
mecha-nidai is so important
Gundam
and gundam haha
k o m a e d a
/shakes head!!
negl if you guys do mm3 i'm bringing komaeda and no one can stop me unless they bring komaeda themselves
super dangan ronpa 2: shut the fuck up komaeda
that's it
that's the plot
lololol
i'm pretty sure he was told on like at least 50 different occasions to shut up or go away
even nanami told him 'pls be quiet'
I THINK PROBABLY EVERYONE DID AT LEAST ONCE EXCEPT FOR MAYBE TWOGAMI
...wait no, minus the maybe. twogami didn't get a chance. what am i saying.
poor twogami
rip twogami
best character
i loved twogami
good night sweet prince
why do the good die young
lmao god
nobody wanted the full komaeda experience
btw
on the new post can we make out own top levels or
does it have to be under the sub threading for the day
you can make your own top levels! the subthreading is really just for discussing the incentives
Can I request that Mei's sponsorship item be changed to the ice pick Izumi tried to kill her with in canon?
sure!