oh my god

>more loud swearing from the graveyard

okay so everyone really needs to remember to wear gloves now

wear gloves. wear gloves.

how long can people last before dying of starvation..

oh wait actually i should edit haha

show ends when everyone starves to death

and now it's really easy to kill the animals too

NO KILLING ANIMALS

fish are okay though

fish and bugs

just grab the rabbits that Sebastian and Kaoru have so kindly lured into a false sense of security

okay edited the second incentive

no fuck the rules remember

just because murdering someone by touching them would be a really boring unsolvable case LMFAO

fuck the rules except that one!!

dammit, kazoo, why did you kill feferi

she's super good at fishing

eat fish and grass... fish salad

well some people decided to burn down the garden sooooo

THEY WERE ALL POISONOUS

also edited the first one, there's fish but they won't respawn and there definitely isn't enough to feed everyone comfortably

they can eat chizuru

time to dig up feferi's body i guess

dig up the corpse garden

good thing you've been saving all those corpses!

cannibalism!!

it's what chizuru would have wanted

Feferi probably wouldn't even mind

she's a troll I'm sure that's normal

it actually is...

I can't remember if it actually is YEAH I THOUGHT SO

grubsauce, man

grubsauce

grubloaf is a thing too, right?

iirc?

I PLAY A HUMAN I DON'T REME-- okay

filet au feferi

didn't kanaya eat feferi

or at least drain her blood

same thing

what if they just eat pieces of kaoru

self-healing

she's already sort of cooked, even!

you just gotta pick the shrapnel out

everyone in the graveyard is horrified but Feferi is just "Oh, good, I'm glad they figured something out!"

"I hope I'm delicious!"

fef no

feferi no

just no

meanwhile everyone in the graveyard is just snacking on popcorn and shit. man, sucks to be you guys.

there anything edible in the woods? Not that it would be very sustainable but is it there at least?

KANAYA JUST DRINKS PEOPLE'S BLOOD AND SHE WENT FULL BLACK RIBBONER IN MM... DON'T TARNISH HER REPUTATION WITH ANTI-EXTRATERRESTRIAL STEREOTYPES

wow if blooddrinking is happening chizuru is offended that she's not here to offer herself as a blood bank that's her whole schtick...

Maybe Kaoru will step up to the plate

then they can match even more...

mypoorsoup get in here make it happen

ALSO

since we just put up a bunch of new incentives

we're going to push forward the deadline of when you can submit a murder

so this week investigation/murder will go up thursday instead of wednesday

and the trial will go from friday-sunday

and you can for sure still thread in the s/m/t log

since i know people were discussing a monday strategy dinner

we just wanted to get the extra incentives up early

they are quite impressive

yeah would anyone be willing to throw up the monday breakfast discussion?

like i said last night i don't really have time to do it

omfg

does all the food count for food they stole and hid in their rooms

(if not let's raid yuyuko's room)

(and maya's too)

eww the food in yuyuko's room is probably bad by now it's been almost a month....

hey man if it's starvation or moldy muffins

most of that food is probably at Yuyuko's grave

TIME TO RAID HER GRAVE

maya did stockpile food in her room though \o/

Mei just has water. Looooots of water.

nope all the food is gone!

in the catle

*castle

robokatar: SHE DID KEEP EVERYTHING WRAPPED UP

and it was all non-spoilable stuff like biscuits and cookies so

stale.......cookies........for everything..........

ohhhhh

good girl

...oh well it's gone anyway apparently HERP

never has an incentive been so cruel 8[ this physically pains yuyuko

hdakf yuyuko pls

maya feels u yuyuko

literally since she'll be starving

if maya kills no one be surprised

yuyuko, you can't even bitch. don't lie. you don't feel their pain. IT'S NOT AFFECTING THE DEAD KIDS

yuyuko's like ha ha that's what they get for putting food on my grave where i can't eat it

revenge

WHAT NO

EXCUSE YOU SHE'S SYMPATHIZING

haha oh wow. WELP GUESS WE'RE STARVING, NO BIG and apollo never touches anyone anyway!1

Sippycup: i am around for a lil bit where you want me to throw apollo at maya

look, Apollo, some of us expect to get married some day we can't all be eternal virgins never touching anyone

Apollo the unicorn

to answer the question, yes, sebastian can fish but he probably wouldn't suggest it since he'd figure it would count as animal cruelty someone else test it first

oh okay nvm he'll fish then

[ wriggle intensifies ]

rileyboi r u gonna top level

dont kill the rabbits guys

dont do it

you'll end up in HG

I see I've woken up to hilarious desperation

also yes totally feel free to eat feferi's corpse 38D

Sebastian has received the ability to lie.

weapon magic weapon weapon magi weapon magic weapon ability to lie weapon

I am kind of disappointed I have not woken up to the servant's wing being broken down though!!!

come on guys get on that

Kaoru has received a vial of ochimizu. do it kaoru

but it's so much more satisfying to NOT kill and watch the producers squirm

though I guess Kaoru can still mix some detergent and blood and drink it

sebastian is really upset that he didn't get something cool tbh maybe he wanted more silverware huh

man Iceland is probably just fishing for everyone else at this point/helping to prepare said fish for the others AN ATGEIR ISN'T GOING TO HELP HIM WITH THIS

jeez producers

if there is a skillset Iceland has it is fishing, preparing fish without modern conveniences, and also dealing with starving

madcapjest: are other animals exempt from the animal cruelty rule...

ONLY FISH AND BUGS

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST EATING

it's not much of an incentive if you can just hunt whatever you want gosh!!

there are a lot of cockroaches though

so i guess the question is

are you willing to kill someone so you don't have to eat roaches for breakfast

and lunch

and dinner

but we can eat feferi!! she said it was okay!!

the real plan is to drive wriggle to kill everyone

when they start eating bugs

oh also is there still alcohol

alcohol totally counts as food

so no

yes eat feferi

that would be a lot less weird than the burying her in the corpse garden thing you guys do

let's exploding elephant our way out of this place

fences are for losers