The new defacto motto of the United States. "Healthcare sucks...unless you pay extra. Airline seats suck...unless you pay extra. Schools are terrible...unless you pay extra.
The cops are abusive...unless you pay extra. Politicians don't care...unless you pay extra. Your car is a piece of junk and will probably get recalled...unless you pay extra.
The internet is absolutely horrible...unless you pay extra. Parking is incredibly difficult to find...unless you pay extra. The food is awful quality...unless you pay extra..."