Sad story: I am so embarrassed of my house's clutter level that I just told the cable guy I was only here to help out a friend, and it's totally not my house.
A few years ago, my cats got hold of a feather boa for a costume and proceeded to shred it all over the living room and dining room. Maintenance needed in my apartment to fix something and I got home 5 minutes
before maintenance arrived. The guys just looked at the disaster and I told them a bird must have gotten into the apartment and the cats dealt with it.