meme] Give me a pairing and an AU setting and today I will write you a three-sentence fic!
...after work BUT IT'LL HAPPEN
does discomorphs count as AU
yes
my most favorite au
oh good then you know my request : )
Athena and Helo in Kate Daniels verse 
ooh, i wanna jump on the kate daniels train: scarlet and wolf in kate daniels world
kakasaku university au
OR ANYONE FROM CINDER in a kate daniels au, really, pick your poison
perfection
omg three sentences only is really hard
LOL THANKS JULIA
I want a time travel au universe now 8(
this is why you ended up with a fic, basically
because I was like "BUT HOW??"
LMFAO RIGHT I AM LIKE
HOW DO I AGATHON
WITHOUT AT LEAST A PARAGRAPH DEVOTED TO HORRIBLE TRAGEDY THAT IS RISEN ABOVE??
I would be okay with Ruby and Bones things tbqh
in any AU you can come up with
I will do both!
...or in the Mercyverse AU I wrote for you
ALL THREE?!?!
fjdkas WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
lmao at this point I'm just like "I LIKE THINGS YOU WRITE 
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Athena & Helo: Kate Daniels I made Athena Aunt B 8(
D8 oh no
8( AUNT B
never 4get, never 4give
sorry not sorry hannahcake
LMAO GET OUT
LBR HE GIVES HER LIKE NINE COPIES
COPY PROFESSOR KAKASHI
LMAO HE USED HIS PROFESSOR PHOTOCOPYING PRIVILEGES
YES OMG YES tomato sandwiches