BF: "Here, for your tag writingses !" Me: "omg kroger brand Moscato and chocolate covered strawberries?! <3 <3 ...Wait. ...What exactly do you think I'm writing, here?"
"So, me and the girls went out last night. Took over the government, killed our boyfriends' BFF. On the way home we saw these awesome shoes, and it got me to thinking about what life and relationships mean."