it's what he was born to do
(even though he's nineteen shhh)
you have made her so happy
Rachel is torn between laughing forever
and screaming at him because MARCO DID YOU REALLY JUST WASTE YOUR ONE ACQUIRED MORPH OMG
LMFAO I HAVE DECIDED THAT
UNICORN IS HIS NEW BATTLE MORH
lmfao he was surrounded by unicorns again and panic!acquired one
and then was like shit what do i do what do i do
when rachel is done being horrified she's going to make fun of him so much
and then she's going to be curious
LMFAO I like that this is like
the start of his character development
I want a scene or accidental something or idk
where from the distance it's like
Rachel as herself and Marco in morph
and it looks like a girl and her unicorn and aww how sweet
LMFAO sun set in the background
rachel can be the first person to punch a unicorn
and it's just like this blonde girl being like WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SUCK AT THIS
and the unicorn neighing vehemently at her
I can even stick rachel in her pretty color changing dress
I think you mean beautiful
Marco there were perfectly viable flying animals of doom
AND THE FIRST TIME I USE THE CATCH PHRASE
lmfao au where marco becomes a unicorn nothlit
and then Rachel also realized he probably ripped all of his clothes
LOL I also like that this is their first conversation since the
I KNOW RIGHT this is perfect
it was shocking enough to get them both to ignore their last conversation 8D
LMFAO marco, this is what jordan convinced you to get a deal for?
Jordan what have you done
look think of it this way, he can prance around with her during the full moon
and by prance i mean let's play a game called hunter and prey
HE CANT HELP HIMSELF HE'S STRESSED OKAY
...omg worst post-awkward-hook-up date ever
Marco you're just going to use that morph to get close to all the virgins aren't you -
idk she thinks it sounds fun
help her hone her hunting skills
lol marco is the biggest virgin of them all
marco thinks this sounds like suicide
and would humbly like to suggest a counter offer of bowling
or literally anything else
excuuuuuuuse him for not wanting to get eaten
look she's never been a werewolf before
for all she knows, she's about to slaughter the entirety of astor
why cant he ever make nice friends
she let him touch her boob, that's totally nice
one day they will laugh about their drunk makeouts