smiles "So ... the roommate seems to have one of the girlfriend's friends from out of the area staying here over Memorial Day weekend. Yay. It'd be nice to be informed of crap before it happens."
She best not be here the whole weekend is all I gotta say.
practice your tuba at two. Is the gf's friend sleeping on the couch? You could watch a marathon of Godzilla movies. Or Kurosawa! Oooh, Fanny and Alexander three times through!
I would have suggested an Ed Wood retrospective.
Plan 9 from Outer Space it is.
Don't forget the rest of the catalogue, and the documentaries on him.
Followed by Tim Burton's Ed Wood?
No, she's actually staying in my other roommate's room ... the one visiting a dying uncle overseas.
Kazoo. Small, inexpensive, utterly effective.
They were supposed to be out by 9 ... guess who's still here?
Unless it's your leftover takeout, which will ALWAYS mysteriously be gone before you go back to the fridge
The situation is better than I could have possibly imagined. I will move this to a private Plurk.
I have no advice, just sympathy. 