You’re cool with doing the heavy lifting – as long as it’s manageable. What? Wait for the guys to come help out? Girl, we went through 10 years of school without a single guy in sight and we did just fine.

You look pretty presentable and kind of demure to strangers. But when you’re with your friends, it’s a whole different story

Some hymns will never ever leave your mind for good.

You have heard people bitch about their weight one too many times