also feels like announcing that today was the art festival/talent show at his school. Anywho...there were a few parents who got in on the talent show, and one of the moms did an interpretive hula hoop dance
Later, today, she started flirtatiously chatting me up, then she proceeded to fetch her hula hoop again, and fastened little attachments along the outside that she set alight with a cigarette lighter, then
Oh dear gods...
performed her special flaming hula hoop act, which prompted the school security guy to intervene. It was weird, lol. 
Some guys have all the luck! 
lol this is priceless
wonder how much she had had to drink
Just think how fortunate you are!
Sam
says
Wow 
she was aflame for you! 
The Hula Hoop Stalker strikes! This should be a made for TV movie!!!
Yeah...and of course a couple of students brought it up the next day. "Did you get you some'a that?" and I would be like, "Nnmm...the unusual use of fire was kind of a deal breaker, though?" (question mark used
for "upspeak-y" inflection), heehee.