...you know you're old when your first response to an 18-year-old boy randomly hitting on you through fet/okcupid/whatever isn't "oh ew random hitting on" but "BABIES" 
a;sdkfje
mine would be "h-haha you're so cute, go away ^^;; "
babies
it was actually remarkably civil as far as one-line random hitting-ons go at least
well that's good at least
man i kind of hate fetlife but i am occasionally drawn back to it like "there are humans here... /presses face against glass"
/pets :<
/curls up on
sob I hear you.
my cutoff was always "people younger than my little sister"
i have no little sister but like. the xkcd creepiness rule puts my cutoff at 22 right now and 22 seems like a reasonable rock-bottom line
what is the xkcd creepiness rule?
age/2 + 7
like i might personally use more like 9 or 10 for the adding but i have the bias that in the hypothetical of me actually seriously looking it would be for a vaguely experienced top so >.>
(not that i've ever actually seriously looked even when i was less fucked up, i'm like allergic to actively seeking people out)
:|a 23...
i... would die
/pets
=_(\;;;
....... and yeah no 50 year olds in my life probably :T
that's closer to my parent's age
than it is to mine
that's so wrong
yeah i find that particular formula less reliable when mathing in the other direction
well ok i would play with somebody that age (a-and have :x) not sure i would bang or pursue a deep relationship with tho
/nod
it's not impossible I guess, but the person would have to make me forget ages
v legit
