You guys have no idea what a generation that grew up without fandom wank and fanficrants produced.
I don't use plurk often but I am so fucking livid. These kids are monsters. They literally use all their parents money to major in fandom.
It's senior goddamn project and all they talk about is 'their feels' or their fucking fandom or whatever the fuck they saw on tumblr the day before
And if you call them out on it they bitch that it's not fair for you to make them feel childish
It's like, bitch, you're using your parents money to write fanfiction. Bad ones, at that. And then you think you're so much better than the students who aren't in fandom?
Literally, this is a thing.
They think they're better writers because they follow fandom on tumblr
Fandom Wank used to exist to keep these little cretins from existing.
What happened in the past five years?
These kids completely lack self awareness or the ability to take criticism or the ability to look at their writing objectively
They disrupt class because OMGLOL THAT LINE TOTALLY REMINDED ME OF DOCTOR WHO
Bitch, I was in fandom when you were in elementary school. I am a bigger nerd than you three put together but I don't fucking feel that entitles me to disrupt class because I think I'm better than everyone else
Every. Fucking. Class. Our last class in senior project and they treat it like it's Tumblr Time
And the professor lets them get away with it because their jobs rely on student feedback
So I'm the one to tell them to shut the fuck up, settle down or fucking leave. And then I have to listen to their fucking attitude over fucking facebook
'because face to face confrontation gives me anxiety'
Then why the fuck do you want to be a television writer? You realize 80% of that job involves yelling at people because 10 writers can't decide on one good idea?
Do not fucking come into class, literally kick off your shoes, put your gross ass bare feet on the chair and then bitch about fanfiction you read in a senior project class
These little shits destroyed the damn school
Not gonna have to worry about that, but. Wow.
My boyfriend is a TA for Sequential Arts Senior Project and he says it's the same damn thing
30 kids in his class, 3 actually brought in their midterms.
His professor is a badass but he can't do anything either in case he wants to keep his job
Same with my professor. He comes to thank me for telling the idiots to shut the fuck up but it's like, dude. I have my own shit to take care of. I can't deal with these brats when I am three weeks from being
a jobless foreigner with a green card ready to expire
What happened? Used to be that if you met someone in fandom, I don't fucking know. You knew to expect some kind of decorum.
Yeah, you'd feel them out. I just had that experience last week.
Because you don't want to go Full Fangirl in front of someone who you don't know if they're gonna flip shit or not.
Oh, had another geek show up in my work center! She was very socially awkward, but not a bad kid.
Not only that, but a time and a place. You go full fangirl when it's appropriate. We did!
But your place of work? Which class is? Absolutely not.
And it's not being passionate, either. Fandom passionate used to involve the ability to engage in critical goddamn thinking
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, not when you're supposed to be doing work. Especially not during class. Wait til afterwards.
That's what I told this one kid when he flipped out. Wait until after class. Apparently that, too, 'triggered his bipolar.' That he was never diagnosed with, that he was never medicated for.
Second time one quarter he dropped that on me.
Look, CD. SCAD is a fucking mess.
Paula Wallace has run this shit into the ground.
She has neutered the professors and job placement is a joke.
The Sequential Professors are dropping out en masse. That department gets the shaft because the professors who don't baby the students get threatened
My department coddles the students and we get Tumblr: The Major
You read something on tumblr, you can guarantee you'll have it parroted over and over in class.
Can't wait til they try to get jobs at any major comics company.
They can't take crticism for shit.
They probably don't even care, since Mom and Dad will pay their way.
They pay for a piece of paper and that's it.
Some of the SENIOR PROJECT work Dan brings home to grade is staggering
Because the professors aren't allowed to hold these kids back.
CD it's not worth it. You will get a better, more rounded education at CC
Where you will have other adults who take their shit seriously
People fucking cared about their classes. They payed attention, they did their work.
In this school the kids don't do their work, get failed, their parents threaten to sue, and oh magically they pass the class.
This happens so many damn times. It's draining. These kids are little leeches. They suck your energy and your patience.
if you take what you're doing seriously you're just an 'elitist'
That's right. This is a thing in this school.
You take yourself seriously, you take your class seriously, and you're an elitist.
What happened? These kids claim to be fandom, but jesus CD
This wasn't the attitude in our fandom. This attitude got mocked in and out.
Just curious, is theory involved a lot in this program or is it more hands on?
A girl brought in a script to class that was basically plagarized off Castle. But because she's in fandom, she mocks this other girl for 'only writing about black things.'
It is if you do the reading and listen to the lectures, if that makes sense.
We have required reading we're almost never quizzed on, but if you do the reading you'll get the gist of it.
The fandom kids don't do the reading because they think they know it all, the few kids who got into writing because they were curious do the reading and they improve exponentially
H-How. How do you join for writing and just blow off all your reading.
Because they know it all because they write fanfiction
'I've been writing since I was 13 I know all this stuff' is something you hear a lot
Ah, okay, and yeah, wouldn't reading be necessary for content? Like, my intro to Cultural Studies course (which kinda sounds like this more in a mass media sense) started with Marxism. MARXISM.
I had a chick honestly tell me it doesn't matter if your antagonist is fleshed out or not. Joss Whedon's weren't, and Joss Whedon is a great writer. It's like, dude, I loved Joss Whedon, but dude has his faults
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT told me History isn't relevant to writers
Wouldn't it be necessary to understand mass media through theory to...be able to write for mass media.
As he pulled me, on threat of not graduation, from an 18th century art history class
My pilot is for the Plantagenets, my play is about Anne Boleyn, and my feature is for Go Daigo
This is the head of department
Who also bitches to me about how these kids have no sense of character development
It's like. Bitch. You know what's great for that? Fucking HISTORY.
We had a Survey of Theater I class fall. Same gaggle of fandom. Bitched the whole time about how Greek Drama is not relevant to our current mode of writing.
Incapable of critical thinking. If you see on Tumblr on Monday that Doctor Who is the greatest thing, tuesday they'll say Doctor Who is the greatest thing. Wednesday Doctor Who sucks, thursday Doctor Who sucks
Oh gosh. I mean, PoliSci kids are still learning Plato and Aristotle, history is important.
If you question these kids on their rationale, they can't explain it. Because they're reading other people's opinions online and taking it as fact.
One of these kids realized she doesn't care about writing. Decides she's getting a masters in International Relations. 'Because I like money.'
It's like. Bitch. My background is in international relations. You couldn't stop giggling when a student was reading their work because it wasn't as important as your doctor who in joke.
You pull that shit in International Relations and you will get fucking chewed out.
A girl got accepted into a 70,000$ masters in screenwriting program
Described it as 'punching responsibility in the face'
Paying completely out of pocket. Has brought in a single script to senior project that was this close to being outright plagarism of Castle
Describes any book that isn't aimed at a Young Adult audience as 'too slow.'
I have to keep reminding myself how spoiled these kids would be because US tuition is so high so they are literally wasting like 100 000.
Easily. 40,000$ undergrad, 70,000$ masters
$4,000 per class in SCAD. Miss almost every class they can just short of failing.
Show up, and like I said. Kick off their shoes, put up their bare ass feet everywhere and just don't care.
This is just. I don't get where this happened.
WHY ARE THEY THERE IF THEY DON'T WANT TO LEARN it's a WASTE.
Because they want their ego stroked. You don't know what fandom did to these kids. They think by virtue of being in fandom they are JK Rowling or Joss Whedon themselves.
They don't even bother trying and think they're better than the students that do.
A boy who sucked in fall got his shit together for senior project and these kids will not let up on him because they think they are that much better than him.
They can't write something that isn't about themselves or derivative of their favourite shows but they are so much better than the other kids.
I have heard 'It's like Big Bang Theory but with me and my friends and Geek friendly humour.' and 'It's about my World of Warcraft RP and it's like The Guild meets Game of Thrones.'
I get being inspired by certain writers but that's all it is, it's inspiration in more of the 'this story makes me want to get into this field, too' not 'I will just change the names of things
Exactly! Shit, that's what it should be. Inspiration. Like 'holy shit I want to find out more about this writer's genre, their inspirations, what makes them so good.'
So you focus on how do they do their characterization? What do I like about them? What don't I like about them? How can I learn from them? If I could do it better, how would I?
I fucking love Joss Whedon, have since I was ten. I have studied his stuff enough that I know he has major, major weak points.
Mentioned that to one of these kids and she got offended.
Honest to god her response was 'well antagonists don't always have to have motivation, that's just his style.'
Look at you guys who love Kubo Tite. You know what makes him awesome, you also know where he's weak. And you discuss it.
That's how it should be. That's critical thinking.
That's thinking like a writer.
These kids will have a conniption if you dare suggest that George R R Martin's Song of Ice and Fire had some major problems.
Again, I love Joss Whedon. This girl got genuinely offended when I said I think he can't write human antagonists.
Well,
some of us discuss things critically
Yeeeeeah
These Ichiruki fans are from this generation of fandom, I guarantee it
Sounds like it, yes. Veeeeeeeeery familiar.
'UM SHE CAN'T HAVE FLAWS BECAUSE FEMINISM' fuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu
That sounds like a Whedon fan
My plantagenets script is about the war between King Stephen and Empress Maude of England. One of these girls was upset because why didn't Maude just kill her abusive husband and stop being a victim?
The geek girl I met at work was like WHEDON IS THE BEST WRITER EVAR!!! and I'm like "Fuck his work on X-Men tho"
Bitch. It's fucking 1109.
People who have never encountered real life abuse: The Movie.
GOD why don't all those women in abusive relationships just kill their abusers, that's realistic, right?
Although ngl I'd love to see whatever shit they'd come up with. It'd be like My Immortal.
YUP. Why doesn't she just Buffy her way out of this??? Buffy is strong womenz????
Yeah and don't you dare criticize My Immortal
Just shit happening for no fucking reason, unfathomable character motivations, bad guys being bad for the sake of being bad.
Mary Sue is a gendered concept made to keep strong women down
Because strong women don't have flawd
That is my beef with Joss Whedon!
But you can't both like a writer's ideas and also think they have some major flaws?
It's the same with George R R Martin. Dude. I read the books. I like them. But dude cannot do grey area characterization
Joss Whedon needs to stop pretending he invented feminism. I s2g did you see his speech where he was like "GUYS I CAME UP WITH THIS GREAT WORD THAT MEANS SEXISM BUT IS BETTER THAN SEXISM"
But don't you dare say that. When the show writers gave Cersei motivation for doing the violent things she did it was misogyny because strong womenz don't need motivation!
"I'M NOT GONNA SAY I'M A BETTER FEMINIST THAN ALL OF YOU, BUT I DEFINITELY JUST WON FEMINISM
"
His 'I'm the only male feminist'
Stop embarrassing yourself Joss
Remember the "Ever had sex with a warrior woman" monologue in firefly?
Remember Buffy's "I have muscles in places you've never ever heard of I can ride you till you pass out"
Ever read his run on X-Men? It's all Emma and Kitty being bitches at each other while Emma whines about Scott thinking about his dead wife when SHE HAD BREAST IMPLANTS, GOD SCOTT PAY ATTENTION.
I was like "Where is the plot. Where is plot. stop. staaaaaaaahp."
The thing that bugs me is the hipocrisy
He doesn't write strong women for the sake of strength. The more you read the more obvious it becomes he just fetishises these women
His interviews are really revealing, and it's why when he writes a long running series they inevitable decline in quality.
WOW I CANNOT WRITE EITHER
Again, he can't write a strong woman without her strength somehow being tied to her sexuality.
Shit that was like the whole point of Dollhouse.
Dude writes a mean set of dialogue but he's weak in plot and characterization
His antagonists are so badly written it hurts. He's a comic book writer at heart and he never detached from that mentality of antagonists being there solely to make the protagonists look cool.
I honestly can't remember the antagonist in his run of X-Men.
BUT YES KITTY AND COLOSSUS BARF
I used to think that ship was cute. NEVER AGAIN.
It was but he had to get creepy on it. It was just so dehumanizing.
I love superhero romance, I do.
But he made it so damn. Ugh.
I love romance where it all ties in. Batman and Catwoman is my jam. But he stripped Kitty of any kind of motivation.
Dehumanizing is the only way I can describe it. The Kitty/Colossus bit just annoyed me and it was exactly because I shipped it.
But he made it so damn... Dehumanizing.
Colossus had the personality of wet cardboard.
Rachel/Kitty 4 lyfe after that shit t b h
Both of them did. He did the classic badfic writer and completely stripped both Kitty and Colossus of their personalities in order to ship them.
I HAVE NO SHAME but I fucking love those two
But christ the Scott/Emma thing was SO FUCKING AWFUL.
Why do writers hate Emma so damn much?
Remember when Emma wasn't just That Skank?
I am so tired of this Jean Madonna/ Emma Whore dichotomy
IT WAS THE SAME AS CATWOMAN. She had the same thing. What made her BAMF was Emma got shit done.
When she was a teacher - a REAL TEACHER - and a bad bitch and didn't need to validate her position as HBIC by being the Leader's Generic Dick Candy?
She had her own goddamn agenda. She had shit to do.
Butbut if you want to have two characters bang the chick must become Pure for the dude
God did they pull that with Catwoman
Catwoman can't be Batman's love interest and a villain!!!
She must be redeemed for the bat!dick
And then she became just another she-Batman in a throng of she-Batmen
She was like Emma. She had her own shit to do and these doe eyed good guys on their heels.
But naw, man. If we want them to hook up they must be p~u~r~
Again, Stryng wymz have no flaaaaws
I'm a feminist I believe strong women must be this close to the virgin mary
strong women can do no wrong much strong
Joss Whedon and his ilk brought about this weird new feminism among young women that is this close to being goddamn puritanism?
It's like, guys. Stop for one second and think about what you're saying. You're not saying anything new, you're saying women should be held to these astronomical ideals?