thekiwiwhoflew is
10 years ago
Three weeks till graduation and I am about to go beserk on my senior project class. Fandom 2.0 has produced some of the most entitled, egotistical and inept writers I have ever come across.
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thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
You guys have no idea what a generation that grew up without fandom wank and fanficrants produced.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I don't use plurk often but I am so fucking livid. These kids are monsters. They literally use all their parents money to major in fandom.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's senior goddamn project and all they talk about is 'their feels' or their fucking fandom or whatever the fuck they saw on tumblr the day before
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thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
And if you call them out on it they bitch that it's not fair for you to make them feel childish
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's like, bitch, you're using your parents money to write fanfiction. Bad ones, at that. And then you think you're so much better than the students who aren't in fandom?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Literally, this is a thing.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They think they're better writers because they follow fandom on tumblr
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Fandom Wank used to exist to keep these little cretins from existing.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
What happened in the past five years?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
These kids completely lack self awareness or the ability to take criticism or the ability to look at their writing objectively
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They disrupt class because OMGLOL THAT LINE TOTALLY REMINDED ME OF DOCTOR WHO
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Bitch, I was in fandom when you were in elementary school. I am a bigger nerd than you three put together but I don't fucking feel that entitles me to disrupt class because I think I'm better than everyone else
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Every. Fucking. Class. Our last class in senior project and they treat it like it's Tumblr Time
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
And the professor lets them get away with it because their jobs rely on student feedback
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
So I'm the one to tell them to shut the fuck up, settle down or fucking leave. And then I have to listen to their fucking attitude over fucking facebook
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
'because face to face confrontation gives me anxiety'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Then why the fuck do you want to be a television writer? You realize 80% of that job involves yelling at people because 10 writers can't decide on one good idea?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Do not fucking come into class, literally kick off your shoes, put your gross ass bare feet on the chair and then bitch about fanfiction you read in a senior project class
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Jesus.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Fuck SCAD, Crystal
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Do not fucking come here
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
These little shits destroyed the damn school
Not gonna have to worry about that, but. Wow.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
My boyfriend is a TA for Sequential Arts Senior Project and he says it's the same damn thing
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
30 kids in his class, 3 actually brought in their midterms.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
His professor is a badass but he can't do anything either in case he wants to keep his job
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Same with my professor. He comes to thank me for telling the idiots to shut the fuck up but it's like, dude. I have my own shit to take care of. I can't deal with these brats when I am three weeks from being
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
a jobless foreigner with a green card ready to expire
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
What happened? Used to be that if you met someone in fandom, I don't fucking know. You knew to expect some kind of decorum.
Yeah, you'd feel them out. I just had that experience last week.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Oh?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
What happened?
Because you don't want to go Full Fangirl in front of someone who you don't know if they're gonna flip shit or not.
Oh, had another geek show up in my work center! She was very socially awkward, but not a bad kid.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Not only that, but a time and a place. You go full fangirl when it's appropriate. We did!
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
But your place of work? Which class is? Absolutely not.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
And it's not being passionate, either. Fandom passionate used to involve the ability to engage in critical goddamn thinking
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, not when you're supposed to be doing work. Especially not during class. Wait til afterwards.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
That's what I told this one kid when he flipped out. Wait until after class. Apparently that, too, 'triggered his bipolar.' That he was never diagnosed with, that he was never medicated for.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Second time one quarter he dropped that on me.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Look, CD. SCAD is a fucking mess.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Paula Wallace has run this shit into the ground.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
She has neutered the professors and job placement is a joke.
Oh man. :<
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
The Sequential Professors are dropping out en masse. That department gets the shaft because the professors who don't baby the students get threatened
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
My department coddles the students and we get Tumblr: The Major
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
You read something on tumblr, you can guarantee you'll have it parroted over and over in class.
Can't wait til they try to get jobs at any major comics company.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YEP. Truth is?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They don't.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They can't take crticism for shit.
They probably don't even care, since Mom and Dad will pay their way.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They pay for a piece of paper and that's it.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YEP
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Some of the SENIOR PROJECT work Dan brings home to grade is staggering
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Because the professors aren't allowed to hold these kids back.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
CD it's not worth it. You will get a better, more rounded education at CC
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Where you will have other adults who take their shit seriously
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I miss CC so much.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
People fucking cared about their classes. They payed attention, they did their work.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
In this school the kids don't do their work, get failed, their parents threaten to sue, and oh magically they pass the class.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
This happens so many damn times. It's draining. These kids are little leeches. They suck your energy and your patience.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
if you take what you're doing seriously you're just an 'elitist'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
That's right. This is a thing in this school.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
You take yourself seriously, you take your class seriously, and you're an elitist.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
What happened? These kids claim to be fandom, but jesus CD
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
This wasn't the attitude in our fandom. This attitude got mocked in and out.
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Just curious, is theory involved a lot in this program or is it more hands on?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
A girl brought in a script to class that was basically plagarized off Castle. But because she's in fandom, she mocks this other girl for 'only writing about black things.'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It is if you do the reading and listen to the lectures, if that makes sense.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
We have required reading we're almost never quizzed on, but if you do the reading you'll get the gist of it.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
The fandom kids don't do the reading because they think they know it all, the few kids who got into writing because they were curious do the reading and they improve exponentially
H-How. How do you join for writing and just blow off all your reading.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Because they know it all because they write fanfiction
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Swear to goddamn christ
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
'I've been writing since I was 13 I know all this stuff' is something you hear a lot
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Ah, okay, and yeah, wouldn't reading be necessary for content? Like, my intro to Cultural Studies course (which kinda sounds like this more in a mass media sense) started with Marxism. MARXISM.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I had a chick honestly tell me it doesn't matter if your antagonist is fleshed out or not. Joss Whedon's weren't, and Joss Whedon is a great writer. It's like, dude, I loved Joss Whedon, but dude has his faults
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
LOL
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT told me History isn't relevant to writers
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Wouldn't it be necessary to understand mass media through theory to...be able to write for mass media.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
As he pulled me, on threat of not graduation, from an 18th century art history class
lizzymonster
10 years ago
WHAT NO.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
My pilot is for the Plantagenets, my play is about Anne Boleyn, and my feature is for Go Daigo
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YUP
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
This is the head of department
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Who also bitches to me about how these kids have no sense of character development
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's like. Bitch. You know what's great for that? Fucking HISTORY.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
We had a Survey of Theater I class fall. Same gaggle of fandom. Bitched the whole time about how Greek Drama is not relevant to our current mode of writing.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Incapable of critical thinking. If you see on Tumblr on Monday that Doctor Who is the greatest thing, tuesday they'll say Doctor Who is the greatest thing. Wednesday Doctor Who sucks, thursday Doctor Who sucks
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Oh gosh. I mean, PoliSci kids are still learning Plato and Aristotle, history is important.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
If you question these kids on their rationale, they can't explain it. Because they're reading other people's opinions online and taking it as fact.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Yup.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
One of these kids realized she doesn't care about writing. Decides she's getting a masters in International Relations. 'Because I like money.'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's like. Bitch. My background is in international relations. You couldn't stop giggling when a student was reading their work because it wasn't as important as your doctor who in joke.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
You pull that shit in International Relations and you will get fucking chewed out.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
A girl got accepted into a 70,000$ masters in screenwriting program
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Described it as 'punching responsibility in the face'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Paying completely out of pocket. Has brought in a single script to senior project that was this close to being outright plagarism of Castle
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Describes any book that isn't aimed at a Young Adult audience as 'too slow.'
lizzymonster
10 years ago
I have to keep reminding myself how spoiled these kids would be because US tuition is so high so they are literally wasting like 100 000.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Easily. 40,000$ undergrad, 70,000$ masters
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Out of pocket
lizzymonster is
10 years ago
it per year or lump sum?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Lump sum
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Jeez.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
$4,000 per class in SCAD. Miss almost every class they can just short of failing.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Show up, and like I said. Kick off their shoes, put up their bare ass feet everywhere and just don't care.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
This is just. I don't get where this happened.
lizzymonster
10 years ago
WHY ARE THEY THERE IF THEY DON'T WANT TO LEARN it's a WASTE.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Because they want their ego stroked. You don't know what fandom did to these kids. They think by virtue of being in fandom they are JK Rowling or Joss Whedon themselves.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They don't even bother trying and think they're better than the students that do.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
A boy who sucked in fall got his shit together for senior project and these kids will not let up on him because they think they are that much better than him.
lizzymonster
10 years ago
Wow.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
They can't write something that isn't about themselves or derivative of their favourite shows but they are so much better than the other kids.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I have heard 'It's like Big Bang Theory but with me and my friends and Geek friendly humour.' and 'It's about my World of Warcraft RP and it's like The Guild meets Game of Thrones.'
lizzymonster
10 years ago
I get being inspired by certain writers but that's all it is, it's inspiration in more of the 'this story makes me want to get into this field, too' not 'I will just change the names of things
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Exactly! Shit, that's what it should be. Inspiration. Like 'holy shit I want to find out more about this writer's genre, their inspirations, what makes them so good.'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
So you focus on how do they do their characterization? What do I like about them? What don't I like about them? How can I learn from them? If I could do it better, how would I?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
You think critically.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I fucking love Joss Whedon, have since I was ten. I have studied his stuff enough that I know he has major, major weak points.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Mentioned that to one of these kids and she got offended.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Honest to god her response was 'well antagonists don't always have to have motivation, that's just his style.'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Look at you guys who love Kubo Tite. You know what makes him awesome, you also know where he's weak. And you discuss it.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
That's how it should be. That's critical thinking.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
That's thinking like a writer.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
These kids will have a conniption if you dare suggest that George R R Martin's Song of Ice and Fire had some major problems.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Again, I love Joss Whedon. This girl got genuinely offended when I said I think he can't write human antagonists.
Well, some of us discuss things critically
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Yeeeeeah :-(
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
These Ichiruki fans are from this generation of fandom, I guarantee it
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's the same thing.
Sounds like it, yes. Veeeeeeeeery familiar.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
'UM SHE CAN'T HAVE FLAWS BECAUSE FEMINISM' fuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu
That sounds like a Whedon fan (yay)
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
My plantagenets script is about the war between King Stephen and Empress Maude of England. One of these girls was upset because why didn't Maude just kill her abusive husband and stop being a victim?
The geek girl I met at work was like WHEDON IS THE BEST WRITER EVAR!!! and I'm like "Fuck his work on X-Men tho"
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Bitch. It's fucking 1109.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
UUUUGH RIIIIGHT?
People who have never encountered real life abuse: The Movie.
GOD why don't all those women in abusive relationships just kill their abusers, that's realistic, right?
Although ngl I'd love to see whatever shit they'd come up with. It'd be like My Immortal.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YUP. Why doesn't she just Buffy her way out of this??? Buffy is strong womenz????
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Yeah and don't you dare criticize My Immortal
Just shit happening for no fucking reason, unfathomable character motivations, bad guys being bad for the sake of being bad.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Mary Sue is a gendered concept made to keep strong women down
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Because strong women don't have flawd
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YES
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YES YES YES
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
That is my beef with Joss Whedon!
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
But you can't both like a writer's ideas and also think they have some major flaws?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's the same with George R R Martin. Dude. I read the books. I like them. But dude cannot do grey area characterization
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Same as Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon needs to stop pretending he invented feminism. I s2g did you see his speech where he was like "GUYS I CAME UP WITH THIS GREAT WORD THAT MEANS SEXISM BUT IS BETTER THAN SEXISM"
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
But don't you dare say that. When the show writers gave Cersei motivation for doing the violent things she did it was misogyny because strong womenz don't need motivation!
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
OH MY GOD
"I'M NOT GONNA SAY I'M A BETTER FEMINIST THAN ALL OF YOU, BUT I DEFINITELY JUST WON FEMINISM "
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
His 'I'm the only male feminist'
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Dude
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Fucking dude
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Stop embarrassing yourself Joss
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Remember the "Ever had sex with a warrior woman" monologue in firefly?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Yeeeeeah buddy
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Feminist totally
Mmmm skrung womyn yes.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Remember Buffy's "I have muscles in places you've never ever heard of I can ride you till you pass out"
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Yeeeeaaaahhh buuudddyyy
Ever read his run on X-Men? It's all Emma and Kitty being bitches at each other while Emma whines about Scott thinking about his dead wife when SHE HAD BREAST IMPLANTS, GOD SCOTT PAY ATTENTION.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YES
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
OH DUDE
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
KITTY AND COLOSSUS?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I was like "Where is the plot. Where is plot. stop. staaaaaaaahp."
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
The thing that bugs me is the hipocrisy
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
He doesn't write strong women for the sake of strength. The more you read the more obvious it becomes he just fetishises these women
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
His interviews are really revealing, and it's why when he writes a long running series they inevitable decline in quality.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
*inevitable
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
WOW I CANNOT WRITE EITHER
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Again, he can't write a strong woman without her strength somehow being tied to her sexuality.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Shit that was like the whole point of Dollhouse.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Dude writes a mean set of dialogue but he's weak in plot and characterization
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
His antagonists are so badly written it hurts. He's a comic book writer at heart and he never detached from that mentality of antagonists being there solely to make the protagonists look cool.
I honestly can't remember the antagonist in his run of X-Men.
BUT YES KITTY AND COLOSSUS BARF
I used to think that ship was cute. NEVER AGAIN.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It was but he had to get creepy on it. It was just so dehumanizing.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I love superhero romance, I do.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
But he made it so damn. Ugh.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I love romance where it all ties in. Batman and Catwoman is my jam. But he stripped Kitty of any kind of motivation.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Dehumanizing is the only way I can describe it. The Kitty/Colossus bit just annoyed me and it was exactly because I shipped it.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
But he made it so damn... Dehumanizing.
Colossus had the personality of wet cardboard.
Rachel/Kitty 4 lyfe after that shit t b h
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Both of them did. He did the classic badfic writer and completely stripped both Kitty and Colossus of their personalities in order to ship them.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
And it was sad.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I won't lie?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Kitty/X-23
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I HAVE NO SHAME but I fucking love those two
But christ the Scott/Emma thing was SO FUCKING AWFUL.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
UUUUGH
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Well Emma
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Poor emma
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Why do writers hate Emma so damn much?
Yes, god. :<
Remember when Emma wasn't just That Skank?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I am so tired of this Jean Madonna/ Emma Whore dichotomy
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
YES.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
IT WAS THE SAME AS CATWOMAN. She had the same thing. What made her BAMF was Emma got shit done.
When she was a teacher - a REAL TEACHER - and a bad bitch and didn't need to validate her position as HBIC by being the Leader's Generic Dick Candy?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
She had her own goddamn agenda. She had shit to do.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
EXACTLY.
Poor Emma. :<<
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Butbut if you want to have two characters bang the chick must become Pure for the dude
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
God did they pull that with Catwoman
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Catwoman can't be Batman's love interest and a villain!!!
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
She must be redeemed for the bat!dick
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
And then she became just another she-Batman in a throng of she-Batmen
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
She was like Emma. She had her own shit to do and these doe eyed good guys on their heels.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It was awesome.
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
But naw, man. If we want them to hook up they must be p~u~r~
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Again, Stryng wymz have no flaaaaws
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
I'm a feminist I believe strong women must be this close to the virgin mary
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
strong women can do no wrong much strong
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
Joss Whedon and his ilk brought about this weird new feminism among young women that is this close to being goddamn puritanism?
thekiwiwhoflew says
10 years ago
It's like, guys. Stop for one second and think about what you're saying. You're not saying anything new, you're saying women should be held to these astronomical ideals?
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