I feel as though I should be offended that everything in the tag is pastel colored Instagram filtered pictures of beaches

And overly edited photos of the neon blue water

Seriously: WTF?

WE DON'T SPEND OUT WHOLE LIVES ON THE DAMN BEACH HAVING PARTIES IN HULA SKIRTS WHILE SIPPING COLORFUL DRINKS AND DOING THE HULA

Also, we don't survive on fruits, coconuts and smoothies

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SURF I DON'T LIKE COCONUTS I DON'T WALK AROUND IN A BIKINI ALL DAY AND I DONT LIVE ON THE GODDAMN BEACH