wriggles

yessss perfect

my favourite lady!! sighs

more readheads for dick to get shot down by

*redheads even

HAHA basically

sry not sry dick

have fun coming up with social media usernames

instagram: "saltand"

no regrets

i'll just have ramsay go: satan???

LMFAO

uh no not quite

try again

misericordia au she actually pepper sprays someone to get her nickname

oooh that'll be cute y

making the things that weren't quite canon into some form of reality uwu

i look forward to your claim

btw piperaceaeisn't taken if you wanna make a new journal for it

oohh that is a good name!!! you are v helpful for usernames yknow

cockzero will never be forgotten tbh

it'd be great for a modern varys weeps

or a modern theon after he becomes reek

still laughing and a little bit crying (': can't handle it

i just love pun usernames

ooooh prepper isn't taken either

omg

because she preps tony for stuff

prepper

that's so cute

be preppered

prepper screams it's literally adorable

y go for it

i love when it's a canon thing with just a few letters added. like lmao mockblingbird looks like i'm a hipster who snagged the actual word but SURPRISE

lmfao i like it so much also bc anything containing "bling" is automatically excellent

i also have masterofbling for him /)_(\

HAHAHAAA omg

seven petyr journals. all of them have seen some use. :>

pimping, slotting, coinage, fingerling, masterofbling, mockblingbird, cashing

i don't play him srs or suave tho

because... dude wears purple with a canary yellow cloak for srs. he aims to try and look like a simpleton to be underestimated

fingerlingaldmgjsdg

totally read it without the l at first and i'm sure that's the intended effect

quick double take like ???

yep lmao plus fingerling is a baby fish and it has a finger in it. poor petyr could never be a trout :c

... awww nooo

lmao omg now i'm a bit sad!!! could never be a trout

caaaaaaaaat

unattainable redheads

bane of his existence

inb4 you app bane as one of eames's alternate identities

two souls in one body oops

no facetwin problems

kissus gently i hope u appreciate this that journal only get used like once in a blue moon

incidentally solely to bother your pepper

HAHA oh god bane i think i would be accidentally morphing into nelly or smthn if i did that

ajdgjagd rog i appreciate it so much, it's the best kind of bothering 8c hoards him tbh

god i never remember any of my emote keywords on mobile uhhh let's see

[wagner] or

ROFL WELL I GOT ONE

??

HAHAHA

YES THERE WE GO

I AM IMPRESSED

THANK YOU THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL WEEK

oh no i had forgotten

oh no

STOP CONTAMINATING MY MEMORY WITH REMEBRANCE OF THIS!!!!!

NO

FUCK UM

AHHH KEYWORDS

LMFAOOO

???????

basngjgdfg

NOT THE ONE I WANTED

you cant win any arguments using clint barton-- LMAFOSFAJASF

HAHAAAA

[barton] ??????????

L A U G H S

FUCK

LMFAO MY EMOTE GAME FAILING MISERABLY

and yet it's kind of fitting bc you're trying to remember your clint emotes :'D emote disaster clint barton

life imitates art imitates life i am secretly every single one of my middle-aged disasters

and we appreciate you for it so much

u - u thank goodness

lmao god what a cute emote

shove renners dumb face away

lmfao gpoy i don't know who i am anymore

jk still only aidan gillen can reduce me to tears but the jrenner fixation idgi THIS IS WHO I AM NOW MOM IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE

i just had to go back and look at those immigrant icons you showed and once again my reaction to them is untoward

HEHEHEHE

CRIES MARIA SOS

DO YOU THINK I AM IN A POSITION TO HELP you are the captain of the ss renner and you are taking us all down with you and none of us know when we even got on this damn boat

LMFAOOOOOOO I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE FLATTERED

I DON'T THINK ANY OF US EVEN KNEW THERE WAS A BOAT UNTIL IT STARTED SINKING

LMFAO!! and then we realised

belated enlightment

lmfao this ranks with aida yelling at me about how she finds agillen attractive now

LMFAO BASICALLY

when it was already too late to save ourselves-- HAHAHAAA

like lemmings

this also how i feel re: bcoops and those idiotic curls tbh god everything is just your fault

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lord i'm not just captaining ss renner i'm captaining ss crags and handsome men at their least handsome

what a wonderful world.mp3

HANDSOME MEN AT THEIR LEAST HANDSOME!!! IT'S SO TRUE i literally get borderline angry each time i remember richie dimaso's hair and how fond of it i am???

HAHAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

then i remember its even worse bc i made joan suffer the same fate

C O R R E C T lord what cutis

*e

aren't they just sighs cross canon ships are my favourite thing NO REGRETS

Yells

lmao!! hi nelly