suggests owning a fluffy pet.

isn't too fond of fluffy things.....sounds troublesome to groom and he already has to take care of his own hair.

suggests just going for a swim then.

you should whip your hair back and front.

doesn't like doing that. It runs his hair. And so does swimming.

Suggests reading a book.

shrugs. Might as well since he's pretty bored.

50 Shades of Sharks is right up squalo's ally.

never heard of that book...