What not to do in public: Be drunk, get real close to an employee of the store you're in, put your hand on their back and look them up and down.
Motherfucker I will punch you in your fucking slack jawed mouth.
Ugh.
In other news, retail life on the avenue of booze continues to be a barrel of fun.
/noping right out of here.
you guys should just have a drunk tank in the back of the store.
I think complimentary bazookas would solve the problem just as well.
true dat.