"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
It certainly would make a walk in the woods an unpleasant experience.
They have plenty of reason to. Squirrels are pulling their nuts off all the time and stuffing them in holes in their trunks.
spare all the male trees, ladies first!
