Jake's probably getting Chinese food

unless he suddenly wakes up and is in a TexMex sort of mood

bachelor life ftw

(yeah there's a reason I don't do most of these RP memes. my answers for them are usually boring unless it's headcanon)

jake I am disappoint

orange chicken is very romantic, let me tell you

at least kallie has an excuse for celebrating single's awareness day alone

what? that she's a grumpy mcgrumpiface that no one wants to give flowers to lest the bouquet just turn into a block of ice from all those cold stares?

hey now wait just a minute

....she doesn't even need her stare for that any more

oh yeah. now she just needs her fist

this is not a point in your favor, kal

she's not looking for points brah