My god, the batch of stories I've got for SH today is DULL. Not even entertainingly bad, just gouge-your-eyes-out boring.
I cannot anymore
I am sad for you
and also still intensely jealous of that job
mattnificent: Want me to let you know if they're searching for first readers again?
what is it you're doing 'o'?
YES PLEASE
mattnificent: Will do!
We read submitted stories not sent straight to the editors and write up short summaries and comments, as well as make the call whether to pass them to the editors or not
ohhhhh nice 
Much as I will occasionally complain, I actually really love slush work