Its surprisingly easy to find your way around the CLT as well...
(funny captioned photos on FB)

There's a triangle bush that points the way there.

(Unless the landscapers have recently visited).

they have bbq and rocking chairs too

Oh! So you found the Mickey button! Did you get your special surprise?

If that was a base, you could work your way up to being the CLT Commander.

I almost got a CLT massage, that is, until I saw signs of Siemens from before I got there...

As long as you keep the Siemens away from your CLT , you'll be fine.

I never received a CLT massage, but I've given plenty while on standby waiting to board.

It makes the boarding process go much smoother.

Praxibetel_Ix: That makes traveling so much more relaxing.

I just spit wine all over my keyboard!

Praxibetel_Ix: Hey, you're an IT guy, do you use any special devices for that CLT massage?

Some things are still best done with a personal touch.

True story: I checked my work queue this morning and I have a large group of people requesting access in CLT. All I could think was,

"Boy, there are lots of people wanting CLT access today". I laughed. My co workers thing I've finally lost it.

See, my first thought would have been "what did earl do?"

Earl ravaged the CLT.

yeah he was all up in dat shit