I was going to take a picture of me all nomming down

and then apiece of lavabean dropped on my lip

and the timer went off

and the rest is history

((ignore my fucking hair and all, I'm being a guy right now))

((that should have explained things...but i think it left more questions than before))

...so many questions...

I have no answers...

Here, have some smooth motherfucker

#DailyPhoto

>P

deerpface

me

i see your derp face

and raise you a sexy turtle neck

Can't beat the conehead sweaterhood

I'll just fuckin seduce you then ((just imagine a roaring fire in that pit, im to cheap to buy real logs))

oh god /touches

uh

Have a freaky thing I can do with my leg

nice

wink wink nudge nudge

Also wtf are we even doing

I have no idea

nope, actually. this.

this is whats going on

ok

im done now

i swear

<3