But I read that you can be infertile if you expose your crotch to too much heat.

WHAT IF MY CROTCH STOPS WORKING

ALL BECAUSE OF MY LAPTOP

hhhhhhrkkkrrkaahhh

I like my crotch

I don't... I don't think my heart could take it... ohhh...

I know prolonged exposure can damage your sperm cells just like it would other cells. But I think it would only damage your current cells.

If you were concerned with infertility issues, I think my Health teacher told me that if you wanted healthy sperm after a hot bath or spa, you need to give yourself two or three days after exposure.

Hm hmmm... that makes sense! So with heat-related stress, it would only be the current cells in my body that would be weakened. Ohhh oh

Hm... I wonder if I could train my body to have stronger sperm. I mean, there are a lot of factors and even more intricacies with what I produce since there's so many of them.

Like, maybe I could check in with my testicles everyday and be like: "You got any winners in there today?" And then freeze them.

I could have a sperm lab: Kevin's Shonen Sperm Farm!

All my little sperm capsules could have names and types and special skills listed on them for easy organization

...okay I need to sleep.

I'm glad you guys are keeping your sperm health at the front of your minds

It will serve it well once all your gay married friends suddenly need spawn

...........

You two, I swear.

Oh my god

This plurk made my morning

This plurk made me gay.

You mean you weren't gay already?

Yes! I'll keep my sperm healthy, have no fear!

It's like fusing personas, I gotta make sure I transfer all my best skills on

absolutely

the gays are playing p4g level shit, we get to pick and choose. you need to make sure to stay sharp if you want us to pay top yen for summoning you

step up your training

Okay, but you need to max my social link to get access to my most powerful sperm

Psh. I'm a social link master

You just sit back and prepare to get maxed upside down, sideways, and back again