I have spent so much time on this damn game

I don't even really like first person games

and the spiders are terrifying

skyrim is a life ruiner

but it feels so good slaughtering them

it ruins lives

my brother's had it since it came out and I spent forever saying it wasn't my thing

cause it's usually not

but man is it fun

one day i'll get into it and you'll never see me again

also, I'm further in than him cause he keeps starting over

he's literally never made it past level 10

so I feel awesome

it's like the rabbit hole to a badass Wonderland

lol same I haven't tried playing it because I know it will consume my life

my husband has like 250 hours logged on ONE character

and I think he has three

see, I'm usually like that with FF XII or the Persona games

I was like that with FFX, FFX-2 (sigh I know), both Knights of the Old Republics and Dragon Age

and anything Resident Evil

(I actually like X-2)

I do too

it's so like

enjoyably cheesey

yeah, I love it a lot

which sucks cause my disk is broken

also, Mass Effect

I don't know where my FFs are I think they're got buried somewhere in the move

that's another one

I couldn't get into Mass Effect which really surprised me because, in theory, it's like my ideal game

I only have XII right now, which is okay cause it's my favorite

I logged a lot of hours on XII too

just. IT HAD SO MANY STAR WARS ALLUSIONS

disclaimer: I am a huge huge star wars nerd

it was way easier after I played some of ME2, cause the first one was kinda hard to get into

I KNOW IT WAS AWESOME

yeah that's what I've been hearing! So I might try ME 2

I have it, might as well

YES LOL BALTHIER AND FRAN AND PENELO AND BASCH

yeah, I like how you really have to connect to your squad

I really just want to experience Mordin

cause they could die if you don't handle things right, and all the characters are really developed

he seems so awesome

I love Mordin!

and Jack, man do I love Jack

anyone who sings Pirates of Penzance = instant love for me

I don't really hate anyone in ME 2

or in XII, actually

I just love all my teammates

Vaan kind of grated me occasionally but I don't think I hated anyone in XII either

yeah, he strayed into annoying territory, but he was like a pesky little brother wanting to tag along

I liked that the official protag had nothing to do with the overall plot lol

anytime he bugged me I just mentally pictured him as Luke from ANH and it went away

haha yeah

that's basically who he is

it's true

and ashe = leia

basch I guess is obi

uh-huh

complete with rescue from a flying ship

no idea who han is it was too subtle

yeah

man I need to replay that I have decided

does that make fran chewie

all the details are sketchy in my brain

LMFAO fran is definitely chewie

YES

I love that in FF land wookies are playboy rabbits

yep

also yes play mass effect ok

I will give it another try

if you get to the 3rd game and don't cry you aren't human

I just. got to like the ninth mini quest involving pink jelly fish and I was like nope

yep, ME 3 breaks hearts

but I also need to mentally prepare myself for Inquisition

I know that is going to eat my soul

it's going to be open-world like Skyrim so

I can feel the sleepless nights approaching

apparently open-world games are my thing

they are amazing

but so so terrible for time management

I should probably try Fallout

it was so funny

uuuuuuuuugh inquisition

we're playing Far Cry 3 rn on co-op and it's pretty rad!

it's not going to be as open world

like the creators are being super careful haha

I actually tried Fallout 3 a couple of years ago and screamed at the radroach and NOPED the hell out

they're refusing to call it open world because the plot is still going to move you along rather than skyrim where you can conceivably ignore it and just be a blacksmith for the rest of your life if you want

Far Cry 3! yeah, I like that one too

it will be open world enough that I forget what sunlight is for a month

dfhskh sob yes

i will probably take time off work again

it's what i did for da2 and me3

LOL I will...ignore my life obligations

three days holed up in my room

surviving on sandwiches and mountain dew

i think i finished me3 at like 1 in the morning and was just like

i don't understand what just happened but i'm so sad

games tend to make you do that

yeah, same

lol yeah FFX made

me cry rivers

I did that for Persona 4 too, except I was pumped up from the ending

I was just this inconsolible mess going ZANARKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

ROFL and then FFX-2 came out and made everything better

all the best games rip your heart out

I'm trying to think of ones that made me legit sad

FFX for sure. Dragon Age: Origins did at the very end when your companions say goodbye

oh man

da2, the all that remains quest.

lol that made me

angry

more than sad I think

I CAN DEFINITELY THINK OF GAMES THAT MADE ME ANGRY EASIER

LMAO i was just like wtf

did i make a mistake???

LMFAO RIGHT

i have to be able to save her right??????

I REPLAYED THAT GD MINI QUEST NINETY TIMES

GOOGLES FURIOUSLY

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I SCREWED UP

RIGHT LIKE LMAO THERE HAS TO BE ONE WAY JUST ONE THING I NEED TO DO, GOOGLE WILL TELL ME

GOOGLE WILL MAKE IT RIGHT AGAIN

I did that with certain quests in ME 3

and then I found out

sob mordin

NOPE THAT'S HOW IT GOES

IT'LL BE SHITTY EITHER WAY

the worst part with all that remains was that LMAO i played purple hawke so here's the jackass making awkward jokes about corpses dancing in the streets

coming back to haunt her hideously

I played purple and red hawke

that also didn't end well

lmfao I really want to play through where the warden and hawke are just heinious assholes to people all the time

cries i tried that with da2

just huge jerk hawke and i just

i'm really bad at it

I can't be a jerk in games

I can

that's because I am the asshole who will do anything for treasure

I tried it with Shepard and in Bioshock and I just felt like an ass

oh you mean if I murder this entire tribe of peaceful sand people I get an extra gem? HELL YEAH IT's ON

I want to do it, though, because trophies and achievements

It's like when I played Dishonored and found out I didn't have to kill anyone

I have not played bioshock, is it awesome?

because I keep hearing it's awesome

but I don't trust the people who keep telling me it's awesome because they also play madden games

/INHERIT SUSPICION

...*INHERENT EVEN

yes

I like all the games

even though Bioshock 2 and Infinite have people that don't like them