because i think it would be funny if miles and karkat have met before and it just hasn't sunk it yet

yeah erin

answer the question

i wasn't sure how to summon her properly but i figured if i mentioned your name she'd show up

i couldn't find her in your most recent plurk it was weird

hi erin we've never spoken before

also sweet summer miles is killing me

she's an asshole who unfollowed her entire timeline because she can't get enough of peoples' problems and it was driving her insane so she IGNORES ME NOW PINGING HER IS THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT

i'm going to make her answer though bc i've played for her for like 2 months

fdslkfjdsklj sweet summer miles what do you know of asshole trolls

MILES BARELY UNDERSTANDS WHAT THE TROLLS ARE

let alone any involved murder plots or whatever the fuck dallas just tried to explain to me

wellok asshole

get here

wellok wellok wellok HEY JERK wellok wellok wellok

roisdoijlk god dallas

don't bother

I TRIED READING HOMESTUCK!!!!!!!! I TRIED IT!!!!!

i bought him the goddamn john sweatshirt

i've done my piece

HAHA I FORGOT HE AND I MATCH ;3;

sdjskjf yeah you're both johns

he wanted me to get a matching karkat one but ugh i wore his john one when i was cold and some girl on the train tried to give me the ONE OF US eye

no thanks never again

oh my god I'M HERE

god karkat's bad enough with names he'd probably forget miles right away FEEL FREE TO SAY KARKAT HAS

sldjk perfect thanks

time to think of a way to butcher miles' name

nile??? nail???

fklshdypfiojdsk nail

nails

nails norales

milque???? mauls?

DSLKRJ

sdflkjdspoijlk

falkdsjfpoisdj MILQUE

STOP

well there's a whole new pointless circular argument

YOU KNOW THAT MALLS GUY

who?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MALLS IS?

what mall are you talking about

malls is my favorite

there will be more unfortunately he's really bad with names but at least miles seems pretty nice so he's not just going to give up and start calling him carlos

lfkdsj i'm still laughing at milque

it's not even close

now you're just making things up

the malls guy is as good as the traffic horse

IT HAS LIKE 4 SIMILAR LETTERS

AS FAR AS ACCURACY GOES THAT ONE IS THE BEST

JUST TAKE THE QU OUT AND YOU HAVE A MILE (ONE)

afklajsdpoifjsdklj i was just thinking of the traffic horse

WHAT MALLS

THE MALLS THE HORSE TELLS YOU ABOUT

WHAT HORSE???

jdsfoisjdlkj a mile

call him a mile

one mile

CLOSE ENOUGH

that's as good as it gets

yeah that's going to be as close as he gets with the end result sorry milque

could be worse. you could be Cat Grass

i love cat grass

we all love cat grass

could be neck capes

could be many stupid names over the years

rkgjerlgjsdflksjdflksjdf poor edgewood

hey i just read the rest of this plurk originally i just was like OH HEY THERE ARE PINGS OH THAT'S CAITLIN HEY SHUT UP I'M HERE that's a terrible way of putting it

that makes it sound like im only an asshole bc i unfollowed plurk

oh no you're an asshole for so many reasons

that's why i love you

that was also a really neutral way of putting "she is moody as shit and can't stand even the most benign behaviours from friends if they're pet peeves and is kind of intolerable" good job

hi diana it's probably for the best you've never been cursed by speaking to me

look i didn't want to go into all the gory details of why you're an intolerable sub-human

yeah you wanted me to answer questions for myself like a big jerk

that's me i'm the big jerk

im really glad i can later butcher miles' name into mall morals

fkljdsofijsdlk malls morals

kill me

ps diana don't make the mistake fo adding her

i'm telling you this as a friend

see that's precisely why you should have gone into the gory details "we use this bitch as a litmus test"

RKLJSDOIFJsdlkj

see and we can't even really use you anymore because you're dead

but it's true back in the day "if you can get along with erin you can get along with anyone" was a great litmus test

this is so weird though this never happens to the karkat voice miles is just so unoffensive and cute he doesn't even want to get mad at him for calling him a carcat

also one day i'll be alive again and it will be really unfortunate

yeah right dno't you lie to me

i already decided a while back i'm never adding erin don't worry

because i left this plurk for half a fucking hour and i have no idea what's going on anymore

TOO MANY COMMENTS

welcome to erin and i don't add her

i figure if i need her i can just ask you

because i'm still not sure that dallas wasn't right about her being your imaginary friend

yeah and i can kick the sleeping beast until it bites me

DSKLJRLSKDJ

YEAH THAT'S STILL MY FAVORITE THEORY

she might as well be imaginary for how perfect she is =3= my kawaii wedding peach

i always know to mute your plurks once erin shows up

you guys are a fucking nightmare

would you believe there are still people who don't and find us endearing

actually never mind i think we weeded all those out

HI AGAIN ERIN obviously i don't mean anything by this i just know where my limits are and they're when my eyes start to glaze over you seem great though ("great")

please she doesn't get offended by anything

kjsadh i figured

including being an asshole to her

which you were not but even if you were

also """""""""""""""""""great""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

yeah i was going to say i'm being a LITTLE bit of an asshole with the scare quotes

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

YEAH IT'S COOL there's so much worse things about me than just the volumes of all the text i vomit everywhere

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''''GREAT"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

ALSO THAT WASN'T ASSHOLISH AT ALL

i feel like it's best for most ppl to deal with me in small increments and/or at length.

i'm fine with small increments

i already love this cr btw

i feel like it's best for most people to not know you exist and live in blissful ignorance

alas

WE ALL HAVE WANTS

/)A(\ it's so cute i keep trying to write meaner responses but i can't go through with it. karkat's usually a huge dick to strangers bc he's super clannish and then he warms up really fast BUT MILES IS JUST

SUPER UNOFFENSIVE LOOK AT HIS FACE

HOW CAN YOU BE RUDE TO THAT

HE'S A SWEET BABY YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D BE THE NICEST GUY TO MEET WORKING AT A HORRIBLE MOVIE STORE that malls guy seems ok

he'll give you in-depth recommendations and never judge your choices

great for karkat it's all romcoms all the time (john judges his choices)

perfect

immediately googled to see if jackie chan ever did a romcom

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go...

great time to add that to the list of romcoms i'm inevitably going to force myself to watch I MADE IT ALMOST 3 YEARS WITHOUT A SINGLE ROMCOM now i started watching them

WE WATCHED ONE

:l yeah like it's going to be the last

ps caitlin i'm downloading the tuxedo now you just let me know which weekend you want to do it