uh

that sounds slightly disproportionate when i say it like that

Maybe a little.

but i am in my pajamas and it's one, i have abandoned all duty and honor

Lack of duty and honor is great, though.

(My plan for today is explicitly "not get dressed".)

no but it gets frustrating when you have been without duty and honor for like a year or more

You people and your pantshonor.

probably i could have honor without wearing pants if instead i got shit done

but instead i put on pants and then don't

the world is upside down

I'll do a thing if you do a thing.

SURE

LET'S DO IT

IT SHALL BE DONE