i don't even remember what game this was but it was responsible for one of my greatest rp pet peeves

SITS

ROGER RPERS

YEAH god actually i think it was milliways kasdhf okay so this person played roger and when they weren't having him accidentally cut himself and then freak out about potentially spreading aids from a bloodspill

they were having him ~write music~

which is like

so far from the point of roger

oh my god

since he can barely write one song in a year

fslkdjfosidjlkjfiods oh my god

AND THE THING IS

THEY WOULD PICK LIKE

potentially spreading

oh my god

FUCKING BEATLES SONGS

DSUPOIFVSJDKLJ

and be like YEAH LET'S PRETEND ROGER WROTE THIS LOL IM NOT A SONGWRITER

LIKE FUCKING OBVIOUSLY

BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY ROGER

AND PICK REAL SONGS TO HAVE HIM """WRITE""" IN GAME

MAYBE PICK SONGS AT HIS SKILL LEVEL

LIKE MAYBE THE WORST SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD?

OR ONE THAT A CHILD WROTE?

there was another person in the same game playing charlie from lost

WHOSE HIT SONG, ON THAT SHOW, MAY I REMIND YOU

CALLED "YOU ALL EVERYBODY"

AND THOSE WERE ALSO THE LYRICS

they would do the same exact shit

FKLDSHF;SIODJFOSDJFLKSDJ

HEY GUYS CHARLIE WROTE THIS SONG IT'S ACTUALLY BY NIRVANA OR WHATEVER LOL

FJSIODJHKJBKDshvkj,dskgklshdskjlgsdkjf shit

or one that a child wrote

i'm going to cry

BUT LET'S PRETEND MY TERRIBLE CHARACTER WROTE IT

i have a face mask on and when i laugh it crakcs

help

fsdklhgidues;kj help

BEATLES SONGS

ROGER

ROGER'S SONG IS AN EXERCISE IN RHYMING "EYES" WITH AS MANY DIFFERENT WORDS AS HE CAN THINK OF

HE DIDN'T FUCKING WRITE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

fjadsiojfa;dsijskldj this is

the worst

AT THE TIME IT DROVE ME INSANE

but looking back

it's basically the funniest thing that ever happened

kfhadspoifjkljdsa beatles songs.

when i think of musical similarity to roger's bullshit

i think of john lennon

the charlie person was DEFINITELY doing beatles songs

which like. i barely remember lost but wasn't charlie a beatles fan in canon

STUPID

so stupid

i should have been like WOW YOU GUYS HAVE A REALLY SIMILAR SONGWRITING VOICE

KIND OF LENNON-Y

SDRLKUSPOFIJASDKLJ THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT

unfortunately i was too young and not yet hilarious

fskjdfoij i'm still

dealing with accidentally cutting himself

like

fslkas;;slkdj

god

yes hello ghost of jonathan larson congratulations you became famous like you always wanted but boy have i got news for you

dmsnfjlkbhsdjl GOD right i'm sorry i know i skimmed over that

like a glass shattered or some stupid shit and it cut him and someone went to clean up the blood

and he started yelling

freaking out

OH MY GOD ALSO

ONE TIME

THE PERSON PLAYING SIMON TAM AND HIM HAD A THREAD

AND IT WAS LITERALLY LIKE

"SORRY ROGER WE HAVE A CURE FOR SPACE AIDS IN THE FUTURE BUT NOT IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THE VIRUS!!!!!! SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!!!!!!"

adlsjkhf GOD IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME

lHJRIPOUADSJFK;LASDGFIUADSJF;AKSDJ

GOD

OH MY GOD AS SOON AS YOU SAID SIMON TAM I YELLED 'SPACE AIDS' OUT LOUD

I KNEW IT

WHY

flidsuypidsjfkladsjfkljs whyw hyw hwy

S P A C E A I D S

we have a cure for space aids in the future

jesus

(ps as long as we're talking about rent dallas wouldn't let me make this joke on twitter but TRACIE THOMS CAST A SPELL ON MY VAGINA WHEN I WAS 14 AND I'VE NEVER RECOVERED)

(I WAS LITERALLY BITING MY FIST WHEN SHE TOOK OFF HER JACKET IN TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME)

(I HAVE A PROBLEM AND THAT PROBLEM IS BUTCH WOMEN IN SUSPENDERS)

LMFDS89FIMASPDIFJASDKLJ

FKJSDKJDS SCREAMS

I LOOK BEFORE I LEAP

I LOVE MARGINS AND DISCIPLINE

i love YOU tracie thoms

i want a threesome with tracie thoms and jesse l martin

WHAT WHO SAID THAT

NOT ME

yes me

TAKE ME BABY

FKLDSJFSKLDJ SCREAMS

REALLY THOUGH

LIKE FOR REAL

god okay i have to go thanksgiving grocery shopping with my sister now

IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE ON THE EAST COAST, BY THE WAY

SHE'S FUCKING INSANE

SHE LITERALLY JUST GOT OFF A PLANE

flkadsjfoijsdlkj jules why

why

a lot of why in this plurk

she thought it would be too crowded tomorrow and she's probably right there are actually a bunch of people here

plurking from the checkout line