bets it's not as cool as his eyepatch.

shows off. It's quite cool. Your eye patch doesn't show off these nice abs.

doesn't need to. His abs had always shown in his black uniform, and they win every woman's hearts.

isn't at all impressed.

points out that it's because you're a man.

how ladies like a man with one eye and with no ability to regenerate. He can cut another eye out and you can have two eye patches.

doesn't think that's how eye patches work.

bets he has an eye under that and he's trying to look badass.

tells you there is an eye, it's just blind. He also mentions that he has eternal youth.

((whoa, I just realized Deadpool tried to kill Nick in the past.))

(he's done many weird things)

why wear an eye patch. not like it's missing.

if you can regrow your brain if it's blown out.

can actually. Wanna try? If you can touch him that is...

can use a cannon.

laughs. How... Plain? Good luck though.