Go nuts.

This assertion demands to be tested!

I had a guy run from a shooting hop the fence and hide in my back yard... and the police never came. I lost confidence in them and moved.

he still there?

He ran away after about 30 minutes.

Apparently here, you just phone in the report. The nice lady who answered the phone was quite helpful when I called them

This was actually a vehicle. I guess I didn't make that very clear.

When i lived in Texas, I was hit by another car at a 4-way stop. The bike-cop came, handed us both a paper, and told us to send it in. He didn't seem to do any kind of report.