he

he's gonna get a job

he'll get you the money

fdkghd JASON IT'S OKAY DAVE IS LIKE A BILLIONAIRE

Dave would also take American money

Because he is American

i just feel bad, bc he actually went out and got the glasses and the drugs

omggg

He wasn't kidding, this is what he does, he's been a delivery boy for like a year

omg jason is going to change dave's contact name to 'room service'

fdkGHD

Look

Jason gives him two very important things

A) Money

And B ) Attention

How could he not do things for Jason

i'm so glad i know that now. jason has a lot of benjamin franklins he can't use with anyone except dave's delivery service, apparently :'D

Maybe Dave will just stuff a pillow with them

Wake up every morning to the smell of sweet sweet capitalism

that'd be hells of uncomfortable but totally worth it.

Dave's slept on weirder things

i'm sure jason could work out a deal once he thinks of some crazy scheme to take advantage of dave's skillset

yeah but imagine how much more cocaine traces hundreds would have on them compared to smaller denominations?

p sure that's a biohazard

Oh good point

or a... chemical hazard

w/e

there's totally germs there, too

It's a health hazard

He'll just

Frame them on his wall

Isn't dave pretty much immortal, though? How much does he care about health hazards like that?

you could just use it as wallpaper

uhhhh can homestucks not get sick once they go god tier?

i guess that would have to be how it works

We don't really know

None of the Homestucks have actually gotten hurt after god tiering unless it resulted in death

If they die, they regenerate unless it's just or heroic

In TF though I know Roxy's had her arm broken and Dave was seriously anemic for a little while after he became vampire snack

So for New Moore purposes I'd say yeah they can probably get sick

aw bbs

...do they have a flu shot clinic

Uhhhh John Watson probably offers flu shots at his clinic, I bet

jason. is not a good sickie.

i would have shooped the bills but most paint programs don't let you open files with legal currency ; ;

DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I'M AN ARTIST